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A Look Back into the Future
Can superhero series redefine TV storytelling? We kick things off with a lively debate on the groundbreaking Penguin series on HBO Max, featuring Colin Farrell's remarkable performance under Matt Reeves' visionary direction. As we compare the series with classics like True Detective and The Sopranos, our banter touches on personal favorites such as Batman and Lord of the Rings, with some playful quips about the much-anticipated Dune series. Our enthusiasm for superhero and fantasy narratives is infectious, and you'll find yourself chuckling at our wildly different viewing preferences.
Our nostalgia run goes full throttle as we swap tales about gym etiquette and the peculiar world of workout filming. With stories of past guests like Eddie Lack, and Dan Murphy, we share hilarious moments, from betting on hockey matches to the unexpected joys of boiled chicken. Reflecting on the early days of our podcast, we recount the thrill of live shows and the unwavering support of our incredible listeners. Expect plenty of laughs and some heartfelt reminiscing along the way.
Ever tried managing laundry while juggling a busy life? We have, and it's a comedy of errors. From a weekend wrestling escapade filled with laughs and beers to humorous observations on cultural quirks between the U.S. and Canada, we cover it all. The unpredictability of technical hiccups adds to the fun, but we wrap things up on a high note with humorous farewells and culinary banter. Our camaraderie shines through, ensuring this episode is a rollercoaster of laughter and genuine connection.
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Speaker 1:Whatever it is what it do, baby. Hello and welcome to another random episode of what used to be a weekly show that turned into a bi-weekly show, that turned into a monthly show, that turned into a once a year show that is now back to every four and a half weeks. So welcome to no instructions, you podcast. I am dapsy, papsy, wapsy. We're gonna go east coast first. What up big o what up chapsy?
Speaker 2:uh, glad to be back. Uh, I love the intro because it brings back a ton of great memories. Uh, but without further ado, let's kick it to the beast. On the West Coast, big D, how you living?
Speaker 1:Pretty good man Just finished up the long weekend nice and chill, had a few beers, but nice and chill for the most part, and yeah, this worked out quite nicely. Every four to six weeks you can expect us back. So here we are and, uh, what are we rapping about today? Uh, I don't know. I mean, usually, usually big o brings brings the context here. I currently got the batman running in front of me right now because I finished the penguin here yesterday and uh, and I don't think all of us have. So maybe, maybe we shouldn't drop the spoiler, because there's a very massive motherfucking spoiler that happened. I haven't watched it. I, we won't talk about it. I will tell you this. I was people die. There are people that die in the last episode. Yeah, people die every episode. Yeah, that's what I mean.
Speaker 2:I didn't give anything away I mean I think we can talk about the penguin a little bit in the sense of, you know, 95 average tomato meter and 92 on the popco meter. This thing killed on a rotten tomato.
Speaker 2:I don't know it's. I've read whatever shit posted on the website this. Matt Reeves came in and took over what was becoming to be like a huge dumpster fire with DCEU, took over from Affleck because they had creative differences and decided to make this his own sort of universe and killed it with the Batman Absolutely, followed up with an amazing Penguin series that now leads into the next installment, which is batman, in 2026, and I believe the penguin's supposed to be coming back in the next two batman movies. So we have still a lot more to see from good old oswald cobblepot, and I will say as much as colin farrell said that he hated being in the makeup for this role. He absolutely crushed it. This hbo max series was phenomenal and you know, I know, I know trump's trying to make america great again, but let me just tell you matt reeves made superhero content great again. Chaps, am I wrong?
Speaker 1:no, it's pretty good. I mean, it wouldn't be that hard to make america great right now, given the status of it, but that's a completely separate uh thing. Um, but, uh, but yeah, I think honestly, just a single on single season of a series like I'm not talking like tv series ever like just a single season that's right up there with true detective first season for me, which is widely considered the greatest uh season of television in television history. Um, sopranos, season three, season four, like, like this is this is one of the greatest, it's just one of the greatest tv shows ever made. Like it's, it's, it's brilliant, it I just can't, I can't get enough of it. And like it's it's, it's brutal, it's, it's, it's tough to watch, it's sexy, like legitimately sexy, and uh, and yeah, I absolutely love it.
Speaker 1:I think the big d's watched up to episode eight, so I got one more to go During my long weekend Because it wasn't overly busy. I started watching Lord of the Rings so I chose the Battle of Helm's Deep Last night over the Penguin, just sick. And now I'm on the third one, but it's four hours long, extended cut. Obviously the first two were regular, but it's going to be a few days.
Speaker 1:You're a nerd. So tonight, after we're done this, after I've made myself a little dinner, I'm going to catch the last episode. And then I know this is a touchy subject for you, daps, but on the HBO scheduling, this series ends and then next week we got the Dune series. There's no wait time here. There's no lag time, no latch between the vag. There's a lot of wait time. It's just a piece of fucking shit. That's way too long. It doesn't make sense. All right, you have fun with that.
Speaker 1:I'm going to re-watch the past 15 times. No, I'm going to watch Dune and you're going to suck it. Wow, we're going to go from there. Sound good, yeah, okay, dune's going to be tight, just like the two movies where you're a bit of a, a whiny mcwhinerson when it comes to the. But yeah, that's because it's bullshit. You've all bonded to this weird ass fucking thing. Like I don't. It's like I don't know how you like I truthfully don't know how to get my mind. I'm watching a guy dressed as a fucking bat take over the mob boss. Right now I can get my mind to that stupid level.
Speaker 1:I can't get it to the beyond fucking ridiculous level. He spends tens of millions of dollars on his stuff and it suddenly just leaves the bookstaps. They'd be audited at Wayne Enterprises. They'd be audited. Why are people still living in gotham after all these terrorist attacks? I got some questions of myself, but I could get my mind there to know that, like all right, this is sick. I can't get my mind to a place where a guy has to ride a hundred foot long fucking underground worm in a desert. Four thousand years in the future, 4,000 years in the future or 2,000 years in the past, I don't know which way it is. I'm guessing future. Okay, well, here's a question. Same topic, but changing lanes a little bit. Are you going to watch Dexter resurrection? Oh my God, I. Yes, julian.
Speaker 2:Big O I've there's. So new blood is getting a second season, apparently with Dexter's kid, and now this is resurrection, the prequel series that is going to be happening on showtime. Is that what that is going to be happening on Showtime? Is that what that is, or is this like Dexter's coming back?
Speaker 1:to life. Resurrection doesn't imply a prequel, Julian.
Speaker 2:Well, I'm just saying because there is a prequel series for Dexter that's coming out when he first starts in the Miami-Dade crime lab, and then his son Harrison is getting season two of that shitty show that google fucking ruined. So I don't, I don't know if, if res, if they're bringing him back in a resurrection, then you know what all bets are off. Good for you, dexter. Let's bring all the people that we killed, the trinity killer. Let's bring back, uh, the black dude who said, surprise motherfucker. Let's bring back lagarda.
Speaker 1:Let's bring back everybody don't, let's bring everybody, yeah get, let's get dokes back yeah, let's get dokes back.
Speaker 2:Dokes, dokes was awesome justice for dokes.
Speaker 1:This is a pro justice for dokes show we're pro dokes, pro dokes.
Speaker 2:Uh, he met his untimely uh demise. But uh, if they're bringing back him in the titular role of the show, I think we've got problems here. But enlighten us as to Dexter. Resurrection there, diener.
Speaker 1:I'm on the IMDb page and there's not much. There's not much Okay. So this much, okay. So this is gonna be a hot stink of garbage. It's gonna be the biggest piece of shit ever made. The prequel and this series, and I'm probably gonna watch both. I mean, that's just the way I roll. That's just what's gonna happen. It's gonna be terrible. I'm like what's up? What's up, dexy and yeah that's, and I'm gonna complain about it on this show and be like, oh my god, this is the biggest piece of shit while still watching it. So you know, big hypocrite.
Speaker 2:It's okay. 2025 summer and the first line of this Hall will reprise his role as the titular serial killer See, I used that word. And he will not be the only familiar face. Apparently, there's a whole cast of characters that they are going to potentially re-emerge. This is crazy.
Speaker 1:I mean who's left, though, like Angel, Because, like, like, let's be, let's be straight up, they're gonna bring dexter back. They're gonna say he survived the shot. Okay, that's how they'll get him back. So that's, that's an easy fix to get back. How you can't bring back. Like he's gonna bring back deb. As a ghost, I could see that you know that already you know it'd be wicked, in all seriousness it's if, like each I almost said queef if each episode, if each episode had its own ghost from the past.
Speaker 2:So like Dexter and Doakes for one episode, like Dexter, like I could, that would be a pretty neat thing so it's interesting you bring that up because, like one of your guys favorite shows which obviously I have admitted that I'd never watched the show prior to really talking to you guys, and now I, honestly, whenever there's a lull in television, I rewatch it all the time, and that is the office. So one of the before they decided to to reboot it into what is coming out, I believe, in either 2025 or 2026, as the new version of the Office, one of the things that they said that they wanted to do was a lost episodes sort of remake kind of thing, where they brought back the characters and from different seasons and they kind of created this show that was just lost episodes that we didn't see, and tie them into different things that were going on in previous seasons. It obviously got kibosh, which I'm pretty sure is a good idea, but it brings back to your point. You know, having a ghost from each episode uh, from a former foe or killer or or you know strong character to that of Dexter could potentially be interesting, as long as he continues to lose a step.
Speaker 2:I think the only thing I kind of liked about new blood was that it was like 10 years after the last season of dexter, um, and he clearly was slipping like very, very much, and even the elements like the blood in the snow. He never had to deal with that in miami because it was never any snow to kind of be. There was just like those small little intricate details I thought were kind of cool. Still, google solved the mass murderer. Still never forget about that. But, um, I think you're onto something I'll never forget phoenix.
Speaker 1:I'll never forget phoenix, but um.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:I did some research. The prequel show comes out in like a month and Steve Hall's narrating it by everyone else's new cast. They're taking the role of Christina Miliana's LaGuerreta. I'm okay with that. So a month from now, we're going to have something to talk about for our next podcast. Six weeks baby. Six weeks, six weeks, it's going to be terrible.
Speaker 1:Let's watch some Baxter first, everybody. It's just going to be awful. Oh my goodness. Sorry, I'm not playing right now. Turn that shit off. It's just gonna be awful. Oh my goodness sorry turn that shit off. It's okay, it's off. It's off. I'm sorry um. I can't hear julian. Can you hear julian, did he? Say something yeah, there, there we go Okay.
Speaker 2:Are you wearing a For the Brand cutoff right now.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I am 100%. I'm yoked right now. Man, I'm a big boy now.
Speaker 2:You're like, except on less pharmaceutical enhancements.
Speaker 1:I would take pharmaceutical enhancements if they offered it to me, but it's way too much money, you're natural. Yeah, I probably would too, if it was cheaper, and I did the full body scan first to make sure everything was kosher. Yeah you know, give me some whoop whoop. See what happens. Let's get jacked together. Dabs Matt, I hired Jolie Swole as my trainer.
Speaker 2:Big O, Joey Swole yeah, he did.
Speaker 1:Let's dive into this. I promise you, I did.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, Like real shit. Joey Swole is your personal trainer, or you're just fucking right now.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, no, no. He's like an online trainer, right. So I emailed him and gave him some information about myself and he threw some back at me about himself. And then I gave him 200 bucks or whatever it was, for 12 weeks or two months and all my meals are planned, they're all prepped. I get an hour workout hour and 15 workout a day and yeah, we're just gonna see see what happens. I mean kind of lost my edge with the working out there over the summer so I wanted to try something different. And uh, yeah, he's. Uh, he sends me these emails. I'm like fuck off. But yeah, we'll see what happens.
Speaker 2:Just no filming in the gym chaps. That's like the number one, joey swole Like no, no.
Speaker 1:Yeah, don't shame people. The gym is for everyone. If the guy's in your shot, then get out of the shot. That's joey swole. I hate people. That film at the gym, I fucking hate it. That's why that's part of the reason why I don't go to the gym. To be honest with you, I just could not put up with any of that bullshit and, uh, I like working out at home, it's fun. But I mean, I'm already maxed out on everything like that, like the important stuff. I'm almost maxed out on like 50 pounds is not much for chest and shit like that. Chaps, I'm going to level with you real quick here. I don't think there's too many fitness influencers in Prince George. I think you're safe, dude, dude, you'd be surprised man.
Speaker 1:I would not be surprised. I went. I went there once there was three people filming Three, Like there's just. I'm just not. Maybe that's different at different gyms, I just I rarely see somebody filming at a gym. Fuck that, never again.
Speaker 2:Are they mic'd up talking to the camera or is it possible they're filming to check their form?
Speaker 1:That's a good point. That's a good point. That's a good point. I don't know. This was like a 145-minute workout six months ago. Honestly, most of the time I'm working out now is just in the hotel gyms and at home. That's it.
Speaker 2:That's all I got. You're just like Mark Wahlberg. Over here we have our very own Mark Wahlberg. This guy's waking up at 4 o'clock in the morning to eat his pre-meals that Joey Swole has helped them cook up so disgusting.
Speaker 1:They're so disgusting. I hate rice Boiled chicken and rice.
Speaker 2:That's the white man's dream, right there Boiled chicken rice.
Speaker 1:That's the white man's dream right there.
Speaker 2:Boiled chicken baby, let's go. A little callback from three years ago. This whole episode's callback, dexter being sold by Google Boiled chicken God damn Is that.
Speaker 1:The whitest food you can think of is boiled chicken.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 1:I can't think of anything much wider than that. When's Addy Lack coming on the show? Oh, here we go Callback.
Speaker 2:We're one deed reference about being the father of Chaps' children, away from being a full callback episode.
Speaker 1:Greatest hits? I mean, has Zipper the Conzie signing lately?
Speaker 2:As the intro was rolling I was thinking I'm like fuck man, I really miss Konzi, because there was one clip he was talking about how that's him shitting, explosive shitting or whatever. I'm just like I fucking miss Konzi. Konzi was great. He was yelling at his kids. He left that one kid on the front lawn when his wife came home. Come on, this was golden stuff. Konzi, if you're listening, I believe you're still in our group chat. Love you, buddy.
Speaker 1:Worst audio ever, Konzi.
Speaker 2:He had that ball microphone that just picked up everything on him.
Speaker 1:I'm pretty sure it was a more expensive mic than the Amazon one I got. That was like $80. I'm pretty sure his was double the price and it was so shitty, so fucking classic. Kanzi oh my goodness, yeah, are you farting? Does anyone else hear that?
Speaker 2:I think that's Dean's chair.
Speaker 1:Okay, okay, yeah exactly.
Speaker 2:So AJ, hawk, aj, that is like in the closet. Yeah yeah, record podcast yelling at the kids.
Speaker 1:Hey, dad's recording a podcast, shut the fuck up so true I was trying to think of other guests there, as I was spaced out for a second. Like who else did we have on? That was a train wreck, low for the tube. That was a good that was actually a good episode yeah, that was a good chat.
Speaker 2:yeah, we had Danielle on the show and then I feel like that did not go well. She gave out twice. I think I was only on one time with her. Yeah, good times.
Speaker 1:I think she gave out twice.
Speaker 2:Eddie Lack driving was one of my favorite ones, yeah.
Speaker 1:That was a good one. That was all a bet, right? We made a bet with him on Twitter that if Canada lost to Sweden, we would donate $100 to your charity but if Canada beats? Sweden, you're going to come on the show. And then he came on the show. Dan Murphy's been on the show a bunch too.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we talked about the Christmas lights and who sets them up and how many are blown up.
Speaker 1:Yeah, this is great, this is so. I have memories, some inside baseball. I was doing some little cleaning up my closet today and I found an old, no instructions needed hoodie. Yeah, that's the one I'm like. I'm fairly certain I've never worn this I wear mine all the time. Remember when you said that you saw someone wearing it at the supermarket and it was and it was not true. Sure, whatever. I saw someone at the store, I'm like we gave so many of those away.
Speaker 2:Like the stickers.
Speaker 1:stickers there's there's stickers all over over, uh, Scottsdale with our podcast on it. They're in Atlanta, on the trains in Atlanta too, like at the airports and shit like that, Like 100% there's, there's.
Speaker 2:I'm putting them there. There's at least nine people that are happy that we're filming this episode again, so shout out to those nine people.
Speaker 1:Yes. I have a buddy that every time we record and release it, he's like oh new episode.
Speaker 2:I'm like yeah, you got it, let's go.
Speaker 1:There was at one point we were rolling pretty good. We were rolling really really good there we were cooking. It was crazy.
Speaker 2:The live show. The live show was insane. That was fucking wild. I forgot about that. That live show fucked us up. That was bad. That's the last time we let in viewers, listeners, call-ins. That was sick.
Speaker 1:Not that one.
Speaker 2:I forgot about that. I'm such an idiot.
Speaker 1:That's one of my dreams to this day. I posted the Zoom link on Twitter.
Speaker 2:It said come on in and join. Dee and I were so rattled after that we just could not come back. We were like how do we finish this show now?
Speaker 1:They have no idea what we're talking about. These people are listening, if anyone listens anymore. We recorded an episode where we did a live. It was like a call-in show and uh, we had one individual that called in and they were some, uh, some very gross stuff going on on the screen.
Speaker 2:Yeah, some graphics, some audio. It was not very good we also had the dad pops guys come on for the live show that was. That was interesting too, not the dad pops. The old wise guys, the dad pops.
Speaker 1:That's a callback and a half that is a callback. I was like man did we bury the hatchet? We did a show that I don't remember about.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, that was interesting. It was an interesting show, but good times had by all.
Speaker 1:The one guy was always shit-faced Wise guys, the wise guys, I'm talking about Dad Pops. There was one guy where I was listening and I wasn't a part of it, to be clear. And I'm listening, I'm like, oh, this guy's drunk. And then next week I'm like, oh, this guy's drunk.
Speaker 2:Don't they record at like 6 p clear?
Speaker 1:and I'm listening, I'm like oh, this guy's drunk and then next week I'm like oh, this guy's drunk, so maybe 6pm. Yeah, 100%, right before bedtime. I was talking about the live show that we did at the pub.
Speaker 2:I was just thinking of that one too, that's what I was talking about. That was fucking chaos, man almost got murdered by the fucking cue ball almost got nailed by a cue ball 10 seconds in. Yeah, that was good times.
Speaker 1:That was lots of fun that night, frick, we had a good night there, full house. It was neat. We've had some good times on the show.
Speaker 2:We've had some good times on the show.
Speaker 1:Hasn't been the worst thing I've ever done. Well, we can do know if you want some people found it might be in some trouble. That is very, very true. Is anyone else having audio issues or is it just me? I'm just me.
Speaker 2:I hear a chair squeaking in the background somewhere.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's me.
Speaker 2:I'm trying hear a chair Squeaking in the background somewhere.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's me. I'm trying to stop it. I'm trying to stop, but now I gotta Stand and it gets real awkward.
Speaker 2:Getting this real Pat McAfee On right now. No chair cut off. Jock, super, jock yeah.
Speaker 1:Probably the biggest I've ever been.
Speaker 2:I can't believe your trainer is actually. Your virtual trainer is Joey Swole. Yeah, he just checked in.
Speaker 1:I think he just checked in today or yesterday. He's like oh, you didn't send pics this week. I'm like ah, stop being a bitch.
Speaker 1:I was in Mississippi all week. The diet wasn't the best and the the working out. I still did it, but it was. It was tough. Some crawdads, no crawdads. You will be proud of me, though. I didn't get chick-fil-a once. I didn't get any. The only fast food, the only fast food I had was mcdonald's breakfast one morning, because I'm supposed to eat egg whites and all that crap and I didn't have time to to go to a restaurant and I threw away the bun and I just had the sausage and egg on both of them.
Speaker 2:Protein.
Speaker 1:No sugar, I had it figured. Also, mcdonald's fast food is so fucking gross. Mcdonald's in the US is so much worse than McDonald's in Canada. Have you guys ever ate their breakfast in the States? Us is so much worse than McDonald's in Canada. Have you guys like ever ate like their breakfast in the States? It is so fucking disgusting. And then you come to Canada and the McDonald's is like 400 times better. It doesn't make any fucking sense.
Speaker 2:What's so bad about it? Here we go.
Speaker 1:It's, it's like it's such a basic thing and the one in the states tries to throw these like the. The muffins are different, you know. I mean like they just taste different. They taste like grainier and just fucking like. You know shit down your throat like it's disgusting. The bread is so fucking gross and then the sausage is so greasy and and it's I don't know, it's just it's really gross. Compared to Canada, Canada's fast food is way better. I will say this Canada's fast food is far superior than American fast food, Minus Chick-fil-A. Yeah, I was going to say we don't even have Chick-fil-A.
Speaker 2:We do. We got some in Toronto, yeah, they protested every other day. Yeah, we got one right in the mall close to my house.
Speaker 1:We get massive lines every single day even though it's been open for a few months now. Actually, when I was in Toronto earlier this year, I did get Chick-fil-A.
Speaker 2:You're right. Yeah, you probably went to the one downtown, though I imagine. Yeah, I was at the mall downtown, yeah, yeah, yeah, town, though I imagine. Yeah, I was at the mall downtown, yeah, yeah, so chick chick plays the thing. It's coming. We just got, uh, jimmy johns, which is apparently like a popular subway place in like new jersey.
Speaker 1:Yeah, new jersey well, a lot better than subway, yeah well, I like subway.
Speaker 2:Subway's hard to beat I had subway yesterday.
Speaker 1:It was great. I'm fucking hating on subway man. Geez, you're so mean to subway the. The guy at Subway near my house Is like super jacked and he was like he always tries to like talk me into doing steroids. It's awesome. How much are there? He's like if you want some, I'll get you some. I'm like okay.
Speaker 2:Come for the Subway.
Speaker 1:He's. He's ginormous, like Joey Swole, big. Yeah, he's shorter, he goes to competitions.
Speaker 2:Sweet dude. Sweet dude chaps. Are you keeping up with the uses, the uses yeah, on social.
Speaker 1:Actually I watched it. I think I've watched. I've watched most of them coming in the last little bit. It's been pretty good. Man wrestling's hot. It sells out every single event. Yeah, well, aew, so bad. So fucking is so bad. So fucking bad, so bad. All those guys are starting to migrate back over. It's crazy.
Speaker 2:It's amazing how Roman went on a three-year heel run in the matter of one show Babyface. No one could have imagined that Roman Reigns the most hated guy guy everyone from Sami Zayn to Cody Rhodes, that everyone wanted someone to be able to dethrone Roman. He loses one match and the next appearance you see him it's everybody wants him to be victorious in. You know, getting back as the tribal chief or taking on Solo or reuniting. It is awesome. It is so good. I cannot wait for Survivor Series. I think it is going to be fucking incredible. When we got Bloodline vs Bloodline and I messaged you boys earlier this week Elimination Chamber, march 1st, t-dot and T-Dot oh, that'd be lots of fun.
Speaker 1:It's so cold in Toronto March 1st. T-dot, it's so cold in Toronto March 1st, though I don't like it cold.
Speaker 2:Come on, Dean layer up.
Speaker 1:I'm such a wimp. When I went to Toronto in January it was so friggin' cold. It's not even that cold in Toronto, it doesn't even get that cold. It was freezing Like minus 20 yeah, minus 35 at the windshield. It was freezing.
Speaker 2:What like minus 20? Yeah, Minus 20. Minus 35 at the windshield who cares?
Speaker 1:I'll be begging for minus 20 in like two months Begging for it. Please get me out of this minus 45. Get me the minus 20, please. Chaps will go with just t-shirt outside, you know.
Speaker 2:It's fine, I will 100% Get me the minus 20, please, chaps will go with like Just t-shirt outside. You know it's fine, I will. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1:It's true, it is true.
Speaker 2:Come on down to Toronto, It'll be fun. Go up Friday night. Saturday the show. Sunday no Chick-fil-A because it's closed, but we'll figure something else out for you, Don't worry.
Speaker 1:Can we get beers?
Speaker 2:What.
Speaker 1:If you're going to a wrestling show, you need at least eight beer while you're there, just because there's a lot of grease going on around you in every single way. Oh yeah, some big old boys, big old stanky boys I'm talking not stinky, stanky, very stanky Capital.
Speaker 1:A baby. You could see the humidity coming off of them and you knew this is it. This capital A baby. You could see the humidity coming off of them and you knew like this is it, this is going to stink Like just smells like BO everywhere. So gross. That's why I get wasted and you just do that.
Speaker 2:You're just going to smell like everybody else, Then you're fine Bask in the odor of Toronto.
Speaker 1:No, I think it could be different in Canada too, compared to're fine Bask in the odor of Toronto. No, I think it could be different in Canada too. Compared to the US, the people in the US are a lot stankier, so like.
Speaker 2:Mississippi and, like Georgia, big old boys.
Speaker 1:The big old boys, big old boys. Is it at the Air Canada Centre?
Speaker 2:No, I think it's at Scotia. I don't think it's at the Rogers Centre. I thought it was at Rogers Centre.
Speaker 1:No, not.
Speaker 2:Last year. Oh, it is at Rogers Centre.
Speaker 1:Yeah, last year that event was at 45,000 people down in Australia.
Speaker 2:So yeah, australia mate, good day mate. Perfect segue sure that event was at 45 000 people down in australia. So yeah, australia mate, good day mate oh, okay, perfect uh, perfect segue. Uh, have you seen this bullshit about the new? Uh australian author show? I've seen it. I have not watched it.
Speaker 1:I've watched like the first five minutes. I was like, nah, that's enough.
Speaker 2:The only thing that I enjoyed was the moments where the female version of the flight was on. Outside of that, it seemed like they just tried to replicate every character's character and, sorry, I'd rather see the reboot post-Dunder Mifflin than seeing this Australian version. That's just me. Normally I love Australians. Couldn't take this one Couldn't take it.
Speaker 1:You couldn't understand what they were saying I was like this sucks. Yeah, definitely not watching it. 0% chance I'm ever turning into a piece of garb John, for sure, for sure. We can't understand a single word that you're saying yeah, no, you're, you're, uh, your mic is in and out we could.
Speaker 1:We could hear you somehow, but barely barely, so we're going to wait a second until he gets it all figured out again. Chaps, who's the sponsor for tonight's show? The sponsor is Quick Lightning Painting out there in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan. Quick Painting, give them a call. Quick painting, Give them a call 250-687-4436. Ooh very nice.
Speaker 2:I like that sponsor Very good. Can you hear me better, guys?
Speaker 1:Yes, one billion times better. Switch mics, switch mics, all right. Julian you're the biggest podcast. Veteran of the group. How is this happening?
Speaker 2:Well, I don't usually it's just a whole thing. It's a whole song and dance. We won't get into it right now, but I apologize for the tens of listeners. I apologize.
Speaker 1:We're talking to a guy that's interviewed WWE All-Illumegal, kurt Angle, before.
Speaker 2:Indeed, that was fun. Maybe bringing it back, don't really know yet. A couple things in the works right now.
Speaker 1:A couple irons in the fire.
Speaker 2:A couple irons are in the fire right now. Let's see what happens. Let's see what happens. Maybe get Manscaped back in there. Boys, we need some upgrades on the.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 2:I could use an upgrade. There we go. See, I think they're all like Lawnmower 6.0 right now. So let's.
Speaker 1:What did we get?
Speaker 2:The two the two or the three maybe.
Speaker 1:See, that was nothing.
Speaker 2:We had a couple sponsors for shows too. Oh yeah, it was crazy, we did it.
Speaker 1:Mjb Cannabis, I think, was one of them. Costless Liquor, costless Liquor. Alpine Pub and Grill there we go and Heart Liquor.
Speaker 2:Right next to Arby's or Wendy's Parking lot or some shit like there was a restaurant that was.
Speaker 1:That was near one of them the boston's uh, boston's uh around everything in small towns.
Speaker 2:So we had a. We had a conversation earlier and I would like to revisit it for for those who are still listening at the 35 minute mark of this episode Laundry, Obviously we all are in different situations here.
Speaker 2:Diener, you know we live the single nomad life. Chaps and I have kids and laundry services in our own home, but we all run into the same issue and that is when laundry is done it's time to get the shit out of there so other people can use it or stuff can be folded. For me I am notorious for I am quick with the laundry from washer to dryer. I am not so quick on the folding of completed laundry from dryer and more often than not that is the thing that chaps is or chaps. My wife's asked the most in our relationship. Chaps, what is your laundry situation and are you good at washer to dryer, dryer to fold and fold to put away?
Speaker 1:I am very good with it. I asked the wife beforehand I need a full day to do laundry because it's way, way backed up. So I am really good, it's all regimented. 8 am I start it. Then boom, boom, boom and I'm all done. Where I struggle is with putting it away but also doing laundry. So I wait way too long to do laundry and then I have to have to fold eight hours booked off to deal with them. And now my wife has started doing my laundry too, to be honest with you. So that's been a that's been a really nice revelation in our marriage. It's been awesome.
Speaker 2:She can't wait for you to come back, though, right. I guess that's gotta be the issue. She can't wait for you to come back, though right, that's gotta be the issue. She can't wait, like you know, four to six weeks these episodes that we're putting out here for laundry To be done. The kids need clean Clothes for school.
Speaker 1:It's true, it's a problem, probably uses like fabric softener and shit, like it's probably the good stuff or those beads that you put in there. Yeah, those beads. Oh yeah, for sure, I smell great all the time. I'm a good smelling fella, probably because of the detergent my wife uses when I do my laundry. Compared to when my mom does my laundry, it smells way better. She uses fabric softener and stuff.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, it's just different when moms do it. You know what I mean. It's good with love. We're just kind of rushing through it because my kids have no socks left. I'm just like, oh my god, they need socks for tomorrow. I'm doing laundry at 2am because I neglected to do laundry for the last week. I mean I could probably just buy some more socks, but hey, laundry's got to get done and my wife has come up with this new strategy. We used to have a much larger laundry hamper, but because I would wait for that thing to get filled up like chaps, she bought a small one. Now that thing is just overflowing, like it did not get the job done whatsoever, unfortunately. And then you know, we have to wash the bedsheets. God, no, I'm not involved in that.
Speaker 1:Game over, game over. I don't do that. I cannot do that. It's too much, too much. I can barely do laundry as is, like it's a lot of drying in the air because I'm scared anything's gonna shrink and my man boobies will be flubbing everywhere like I gotta keep it. You know, keep them a little looser, oh no, but they're tight.
Speaker 1:That's the problem, right then I'm like I'm like an, a cup, you know, um, but uh, keep doing those. Uh, dumbbell presses, yeah, it's the worst. It is the worst For the tall man too. For the tall man, you're afraid it's going to shrink to the point when you lift your arms you're going to be able to see the boobies. Because the shirts are like for me, a large is good, but if it shrinks a bit it's not good anymore. So you gotta, you gotta, air dry that shit. If it's a good shirt too, if it's good quality, if you don't, care okay it's a big air dry show big air dry
Speaker 1:show big air dry you have to do it like you just have to I'm so happy I'm talking to our big guy I forgot like we're roughly the same height. It's the truth. It's the absolute fucking truth For the long torso man you need all the torso room you can get baby, it's a problem. This is an amazing conversation. I'm all torso, I don't actually have long legs, I'm all torso.
Speaker 2:All torso.
Speaker 1:It's Mike Phelps over here.
Speaker 2:I'm michael phelps even though I can't like I'm not a very good swimmer.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you, yeah, you're not a good swimmer. Nope, I can swim, but you just you're, you're not not a swimmer, but if I got caught in a riptide I would die that's okay more like most are most people gonna die in that scenario? I would argue he might. I mean like he probably does. It's not, he's swimming in a fucking pool. It's not like he's in a riptide and he wouldn't know how to like navigate it I think only aquaman is surviving that otherwise everyone's dead yeah, aquaman is the riptide like.
Speaker 1:That's why they're there it's just going too fast, fucking. I'm thinking about people. It's a problem. Ruth wrestling finisher is the riptide uh ray ripley. Ruth Wrestling Finisher is the Riptide Rhea Ripley. Not bad eh Savant, he's a savant.
Speaker 2:Makes sense. This guy's good.
Speaker 1:I'm also on 10 plus milligrams right now, of course, let's go. Look at my like it's, it's I'm I'm up there.
Speaker 2:I am up there right now flying high. Baby he's in the cloud. Baby he's in the cloud yeah, watching batman wondering again why people? I thought you didn't know, no, you lied, you said, you said did and he didn't. We caught him.
Speaker 1:Maybe I did lie. We caught him, that's just the end of it. Oh man, it's just about the end All right. Let's wrap this up, fellas Old Dean's getting hungry, All right. Well, Big O you close her out.
Speaker 2:Well, as Dean and Chaps enjoy their White man boiled chicken and rice. I just want to say I love you guys and I really hope that we can make March 1st work, if not at least chat maybe Before. Then it'd be great, dean, continued success. Love you, buddy, chapsy, dapsy, good luck with the laundry. My friend, I'm here for you. If you ever need counseling, okay, over to you, dean, no.
Speaker 1:I was just going to end it. Now you've ruined the ending. You have to wait two seconds.