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Booze and Water Slide Parks
We're back from summer hiatus with some crazy stories and cutting-edge ideas. You know, things you'd expect from Big O, Big D, and Chaps. Our previous late-night shenanigans and weight loss struggles had us laughing, debating, and even philosophizing about life's ups and downs.
We didn't shy away from serious issues though. The recent allegations against young MLB star, Wander Franco, gave us an opportunity to dissect the cultural and legal implications of his actions on and off the field. But lighten up, we also engaged in a lively debate on the feasibility of creating an adult-themed water slide park. If you've ever harbored a dream of letting loose in a park designed just for adults, you might want to hear our thoughts on this.
Our personal experiences with foreign massage parlors brought some unexpected reactions and sparked conversations about the importance of consent. Not to forget, we also updated on our weight loss challenge. Despite some setbacks, we’re set on making healthier choices. Join us for a mix of jokes, serious discussions, and an abundance of banter. Whether tackling personal challenges or debating on the moral implications of a news item, we promise you an episode filled with a little bit of everything!
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Speaker 1:What is up and welcome back to another episode of the no Instructions Needed podcast. This is your boy, daphne Pappi-Wapsi. It's been a minute, it's been a while. We are just reminiscing about the old times that were how's it going, Big O? How's Pio not doing anything?
Speaker 3:Pio's good. You know it's certainly feeling a little bit different to me after my late night festivities yesterday evening, which they talk about. We may not, but it was a good day today. It was a good Monday, good start to the week. I'm on vacation next week, so it's kind of like, even though it's Monday, I'm already looking forward to the time off. But things are good here. How are things on the West Coast, the best coast with the big D? How are things, Big D?
Speaker 2:Hey, how are things? Good man, missed you guys. It's been summer, we've been busy, we've been out and about vacationing, being with our children I don't have any, but I still have been doing stuff. Swimmers yeah, I got those. I got those. They're locked and loaded but yeah, it's nice that we could connect, get together and you know, I bet the fans are just clamoring for another episode. So you are welcome.
Speaker 1:They clamor, all right, they fucking clamor.
Speaker 3:It's always fun when we have fans reach out, eh? Fans that, like we know, listen to the podcast, that are your friend bars, you know just, we're so appreciative of the circumstances in which we interact with the people who listen and love the show, so I'm going to leave that alone, not touching it, not going to do it.
Speaker 1:The bait is there.
Speaker 2:The fans, chaps the fans.
Speaker 1:It's like the Meg and Jason, jason say them is like right in front of me. I'm ready to take that bait, but you know what? No, I'm a big boy, big man.
Speaker 3:So, yeah, what's up? You know, you know who should have taken that advice of leaving things alone and not touching things that should not be touched.
Speaker 1:Wander Franco.
Speaker 3:Wander Franco, my guy. First of all, we'll talk about MOB taking a bunch of L's over the last two weeks because they are not looking very good. But let's talk about the first thing. News reports come out during the the Rays game yesterday that alleged Wander Franco has a 14 year old girlfriend. Now, keep in mind he's 22 years old. He just signed like a lucrative contract, I think in the off season, but is now being alleged that he's has an inappropriate relationship with a 14 year old female. A lot of speculation as to the reason why it's breaking now probably, you know, asked for money, did not give money. Therefore your news is out and about.
Speaker 3:This is this is crazy because we we have seen allegations. I mean we'll talk about, you know, trevor Bauer, a little bit older in his career, pretty hated as far as a player goes. This is the first time that we're seeing a young future superstar that everyone is very much like, excited for being the limelight for all of the wrong reasons. Majorly baseball. This is like. You have to make an example of Wander Franco right, cause he's not the first one. There was a Pittsburgh Pirates reliever. Yeah, it was like a fairly good guy and I want to say it was either last year, the year before, who got into similar problems where he had an underage girlfriend and then he was ultimately suspended by the pirates, and I don't know if he made it back into the league. I'm pretty sure he did. I'm pretty sure he's in jail.
Speaker 3:Is he in jail, okay? I thought that jail without. For some reason he made his way back. It wasn't as publicized, but this Wander Franco is big time, big time news. What are we thinking as far as the situation goes? And then, what do we think the MLB is going to do, Cause they, they're, they're on a pickle right now for a baseball reference. What do you think they're?
Speaker 2:going to do? I don't know. There's like conflicting stories like that. There was a Instagram post where she was in a car with booze and the Dominican Republic need to be 18 to drive and drink. So her age is in question. But yeah, I think they got to suspend him until or he's on the restricted list. I think they got to keep them there until they get their facts straight here.
Speaker 2:If it is true, I don't even know what to tell you, man. It's like come on, like, you're 22 years old, you're a star of a, of a baseball team, you have money, you can get girls your own age. You can go out and about and Tampa Bay and easily get girls your own age. You'd be. You know, it's Tampa Bay. You might not be the most recognized guy because they don't really love baseball there, but you can still do well. Flash the dollar bills, get the bottle service, you can still get girls. So I don't understand this. If it's true, like, come on, man, I, you could, you could get almost anyone you wanted. Probably. So for this to be the choice, the choice, like what is going through your mind, that's ridiculous. So, yeah, they got to keep them on the list until they figure it out. Could be true, it could not be true, but if it is, you're thrown away a potential Hall of Fame career here, and that's just how it is.
Speaker 1:Like, first thing is, let's make sure it's true, because this, you know, a lot of ruin a guy's life here. The second thing is, if it's true, yeah, ban him. He's going to jail for long, long time. So you know the law, the system will take care of itself. But yeah, he. You know I don't have much patience, as you guys know, for for idiots in sports. You guys are privileged pieces of shit. That that. That think that the world always use something because you're entertaining, and this is just another example of that. So you know, just fucking, if he's done cool, like, get him in jail. He won't make it in jail, they'll kill him probably right away.
Speaker 1:So that will be cool. But but yeah, I mean what the fucking hot started here, just right into the pedal and fucking people dating, fucking 14 year olds. This is the hot start. This is the Tristratus circa, you know, 90 year.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the picture for the pirates was Felipe Vasquez, two time all star, and he went to jail for two to four years two years ago. So he might be getting out soon, yeah.
Speaker 3:And those were. Those were like considering the facts of what was going on, like he didn't fight it. I'm pretty sure it was like a pretty like soft sentence considering like what had sort of happened. Now the main question here is so part of this is he's Hispanic, so he's obviously not from the States, is from, I believe he's from the Dominican Republic. Part of like, when we tend to judge people like how can you make such poor decisions, how can you do these kind of things, part of it has to be the culture in which you grow up, in the country that you grow up in, and just like the mentality of like I can do no wrong kind of thing, and that normally doesn't translate well when people move to the United States or Canada and try to have that same sort of lifestyle. But the main question is this 14 year old girl is she in the States? Is he in the Dominican Republic? Because if it's proven that he's with this girl, but you know he's not dating her here, I'm fairly certain he's not going to be prosecuted in North America.
Speaker 3:I'm pretty sure this would be an issue that his home country would then have to deal with if charges are going to be brought. So there's a whole like spectrum of things and I haven't read anything. So if the information is out there then I apologize, but these are like the kind of things that I look at or a thing about in this kind of situation. Is he doing it on US soil, in which case you fucked. Good luck If you're doing it back home, is this considered as bad as it is here? Is this thing that's sort of common? Is this things that get sort of overlooked? But now the fact that he's a major star in major league baseball, does he have to be made an example of like? There's all of these sort of things that sort of come into play here. Unfortunately, the entity that suffers the most is major league baseball. Major league baseball is gonna lose one of its stars and it is banked their future on. He's maybe one of like six guys that you would say are the face of major league baseball. One would be Shohei Otani, then it would be Fernando Tetsis Jr, ronald D'Acunha, juan Soto like those are sort of the faces. And Juan de Franco was like the guy in that sort of tier that is like another one of the generational stars. So very interesting for baseball, moving past the 14 year old situation.
Speaker 3:Did you guys see what happened with the Baltimore Orioles play by play announcer, who was suspended because he read a statistic against, and the razor involved in this one as well? The Baltimore Orioles won like the first series and like the last 17 against Baltimore Orioles or at Tampa Bay Rays at the TROP. He basically read the statistic out, wasn't really bad mouthing it, just sort of spitting facts, and they suspended him. It's been like almost three weeks since he's been suspended by the organization. Is this like the softest baby shit thing that an organization can do, like such a black eye that this team is first in the AL East, been dog shit for fucking decades maybe not decades, but a decade and you're gonna suspend a guy because your team has been shit, like you're gonna blame him, not the product on the field. How do we feel about this? Oh, chaps looks like he has something to say.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Chaps looks like he's about to blow a gasket here, or he?
Speaker 1:got. No, my laptop's just being a terrible piece of crap, all right, yeah, so like the Orioles have been not relevant for like my whole fucking life and like they've been relevant for like two years or three years of my whole life, essentially. So they're just the dumbest franchise in the MLB. And it's not like they are the dumb like fucking guys just doing this job did nothing wrong. So like, calm down, go drink a couple beers, like just chill out. You own a billion dollar franchise. This guy's just spitting facts and if I was him, I would sue the fuck out of them and I'm not joking. I would sue the live and shit out of them. 100 million bucks whatever number comes to your head for defamation, for poor judge of character, ptsd. I would sue the fuck out of these guys. Just it's stupid, and I would get out of that franchise. Fuck them. You know what they treat you like that All right, I'll go be the trial of Blue Jays Meltzer or whoever they get to you right, I don't get it.
Speaker 2:I'm like I didn't know that was the reason. I know I thought he said something like insensitive or something. I don't know the story whatsoever. But like I watch a lot of Blue Jays telecasts Buck Martinez, dan Shulman, the former Joe Siddle and they like very much talk about how the Jays haven't been hitting all year. Like I kind of attribute this to that. It's like they like openly say like they can't hit with runners in scoring positions, they haven't had any power like the Blue Jays. Like that even they're talking with the boba shit about it in the game yesterday about how their hitting hasn't been like up to par, like come on, the guy's just doing his job. If they're not good, then they're not good and you have to, you can't, you can't sure-goat that.
Speaker 3:And he was like the crazy part is he was highlighting the fact that, regardless of the outcome of the third game, it would be like the first time that they split in 17 years. He was like saying, hey, listen, like we finally got like over the hump because we've been dominated so long at the TROP. Like we're finally, regardless if we lose this game, at least gonna get like a four game split. Like we would have won two games we have a chance to win for the first time. Like it wasn't. Like he was a Debbie Downer. He was saying, like this is progress for this young Orioles team and then all of a sudden they shut it down and the funny thing is like we didn't hear about it till like three weeks later. Like we didn't know again because no one's really paying attention to Baltimore as far as like knowing when someone has been suspended. And then the crazy thing is almost every play-by-play guy from major league baseball across like all of the teams, came to his defense, came to say that this is like the most ridiculous thing that Baltimore could have done. The organization is a joke. They were saying like you know, the best thing that they could do is actually forget suspending him, fire him because he would be hired within 24 hours anywhere else in baseball. So the fact that, like, they did him dirty, didn't talk about it and I think they said, like you know, they didn't want the negativity being brought into the team that's doing so well, like this season, it's like, dude, you, in trying to prevent the negativity, you created such a black spot with your team by doing what you did, because I guarantee you nobody gave a shit. I think the owner has some hurt feelings. His balls maybe didn't feel so good after he was told that. You know, your team's been dog shit for a long time. So, like his feelings got hurt and that's where the suspension.
Speaker 3:I think it's such like, it's such a gross joke what Baltimore did and unfortunately, like you know, people are rooting for Baltimore. They're rooting for Adley Retschman, they're rooting for Gunnar Hedgesen, they're rooting for Grace Rodriguez, they're rooting for the fact that, as of this moment, the Yankees are in last place in the division, the Red Sox are second last place in the division and they're three teams that are like the middling markets of this division, are the top three spots and it's crazy, considering no one thought that anyone is gonna catch the Tampa Bay Rays. After the start they got into and now the Rays have their own issues. Baltimore has a chance to elevate themselves and they just kind of like put their foot in their mouth. Unfortunately the situation, and it's just not a good look.
Speaker 2:So it's unfortunate. I would agree with you there, Jules, and I will finish this segment by saying one thing and one thing only go blue Jays, am I right?
Speaker 3:Go, Jays go.
Speaker 2:Go Jays.
Speaker 1:Yeah, let's go, jays of the blue.
Speaker 2:Chaps, is your computer still poopy?
Speaker 1:No, it's good, we're good, we're 1000%.
Speaker 2:Good, you're just not saying anything.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, I know I was listening to the riveting conversation of the AL East battles and the Kevin Murphy. Is that his name? Is that right? Did they get that right?
Speaker 3:out. Yeah, I think that was the announcement. Kevin Brown, Kevin.
Speaker 1:Brown. Oh yeah, there we go. Kevin Murphy's a different guy, but yeah, no, it's. I don't know. I think the Orioles will be out in the first round. Sorry, see you later.
Speaker 2:Kevin Murphy keeps my hair in place. Oh, that's what it's product, bro. It's expensive product.
Speaker 3:Hey, only the best for the Big D.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's, my hair is a thick mane. You know I need to. I need the good stuff. You're like a lion.
Speaker 1:You got the thick mane around the old, the old dome area, but then you're sitting on the bottom.
Speaker 2:I got a haircut.
Speaker 3:And he's got just a piece on him too. He's obviously the alpha lion too.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm a little bitch-blind. I'm a bitch-blind, I'm like, he's like Simba and I'm Scar and I just, you know, trying to actually. No, he's more like Scar, he's trying to be like.
Speaker 3:Scar was no bitch.
Speaker 1:Scar was not a bitch-blind Scar wasn't a bitch, but he knew how to like manipulate. I think so. Maybe I'm not Scar. I mean, this is even worse. I can think of a person who's Scar, but it's Simba. What's that? You can be Pumba give.
Speaker 3:I'm Pumba. Who are you?
Speaker 1:Fuck. My mom told me I got a big nose today or no. I've seen her on Friday. We were at the water slide park in Vernon and my mom was like you have big nose a.
Speaker 3:Thanks. You know it's the only part of your body that continues to grow, like on your face. All right, your nose, the thing that continues to grow as you get old.
Speaker 2:No, I don't have a small nose either.
Speaker 1:There you go. We should name this, this, this podcast. Actually three big noses.
Speaker 2:Julian's nose ain't small either. I'm gonna be straight with you play.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no, I get out ahead of it. I've been made fun of like my entire life like grown up for my big schnauz, so I was like no, now just, it's just there, you know oh water slide parks yeah we need.
Speaker 1:I have the best investment for everybody. You guys ready and you're getting this first. It's exclusive. No instructions in the nation. We should do an adult themed water slide park. Let's get like booze flowing in it.
Speaker 3:Such a liability chaps. This is.
Speaker 1:Get booze going, get a nice little hookah lounge in there as well. Uh, maybe you know. Robin tug Someone illegal. I'm see, I'm keeping things legal here.
Speaker 3:Okay, it's not what legal you're. You're introducing what booze to the water slides, to an ultimate Liability of why? Water parks, you know, do you? First of all, you know water parks are like the worst thing. Anyone who like works in in the aquatic business Will tell you that water parks are like the worst things as far as like health and safety goes.
Speaker 1:What do you need? A pussy. You quit being a fucking pussy, gay Jesus Christ yeah, I want to do an adult theme water slide park. You can be the head of safety.
Speaker 2:Okay, you can put nets up, yeah he's not exp, bro, he's got exp and safety, exactly.
Speaker 1:She's our head of safety. Put the nets up, put the lifeguards at every little pool. Just gives you two drunk you can, oh no, swim anymore.
Speaker 2:And it will be fine, savy, if you crack your skull.
Speaker 3:The lazy river is essentially just gonna be a floating river of dead drunk in the bodies, okay.
Speaker 1:I'm not putting the lazy you mean the lazy river is great, which is that the one you're on the tube?
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, of course that's number one draft pick as far as like awesome shit, you put it a booze up. Adult themed water park.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but like I'm talking like a water slide, though Not like a river where you go round and round like you'd go down in the lazy river on the water slides.
Speaker 3:That way you're talking about no lazy river, you just like jump in it. Just okay, so they have one in Vernon.
Speaker 1:It's called the lazy river slide and it's a water slide and you go down it on a tube. Yeah, every level you go down you float for like five seconds.
Speaker 2:Down there? Yeah, they have one of those in in. So, watson, oh man.
Speaker 1:So you guys are on board with this idea. I just I don't think.
Speaker 2:I have.
Speaker 1:You think it'd be 30 million dollars.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm, I think we do it Well. The land, the land is a. You need acres upon acres upon acres, bro, beans no you also.
Speaker 3:So I need the land, you need the material, you need the cost of water and you need you know how much you're insured. Oh would be for him a water water.
Speaker 1:Let me rephrase this let's buy a water slide part then Okay, let's buy the one in Vernon, Okay and we'll make it.
Speaker 3:I'm not allowed in Vernon. I got an X there, not a lot Well.
Speaker 1:I got X's all over the fucking country.
Speaker 3:So you got an X's out in.
Speaker 1:Texas. Yeah, actually, 100%, yeah, absolutely. It's actually Arkansas, fucking Georgia, you name it got X is everywhere.
Speaker 3:Could we not find a better place, do you like? Is Vancouver not the best place for this, though Shut the fuck up, dean.
Speaker 1:I see you shaking your fucking head. Okay, you got no idea what you're talking about. I tried to get you down to Arkansas a hundred fucking times. You know what you say. No, I'm too pretty in a Vancouver boy. No, fuck you, I am pretty, he is pretty.
Speaker 3:You got a solid six bro.
Speaker 1:No stop it five.
Speaker 3:Anyhoo, okay, so, okay. So we're. What would be the better thing to invest in? Taking over something or building brand new? Because I would argue I Would say building brand new because I don't think you need a huge water park. I don't think you need all of the things that are currently built in infrastructure. I think for an adult themed water park, you need a lazy river, you need a couple of tubes, you need, like a wave pool. You don't need to be like crazy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think what you do, though, because you're gonna want to do this is such an amazing conversation I want to do a revenue, right? So what's getting the business here? You want that dual revenue. So you want those motherfucking kids coming in? Okay, 10 to like six, and then at nighttime, fucking flick a switch, this disco ball from the moon. Down pit bull is riding it. Okay, we got people riding the fucking disco ball.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, and then the beat.
Speaker 1:The ball by yeah, exactly that's all you hear at fucking at six o'clock. All yours, mr World wide. Then the fucking party starts.
Speaker 3:Oh fireball.
Speaker 2:What was I gonna say strippers to?
Speaker 1:and then oh yeah.
Speaker 2:He's hanging out. He's hanging out condoms. He's hanging out. Absolutely. You gotta have a smooch room. There has to be some Chaps there's oh boy and chaps chaps is selling MDMA on the low low now again nothing illegal.
Speaker 1:We are not doing anything illegal.
Speaker 3:Chaps is lost in the sauce. Right now he is lost in the sauce.
Speaker 1:I haven't sauce anything. I'm not a saucer Rooney, I'm a sauce. I'm sauce dry. I've got dry rub baby, I'm the dry rub ribs. Okay, I am not a fucking sauce stuff guy here today he saw me doing like a rubbing tug here.
Speaker 2:Nothing in me, I'm dry Guys lost in the sauce bro beans.
Speaker 1:Do you honestly think and like let's honestly put this out, okay, I'm not fucking around this time you don't think an adult water slide slide park would work. You think it would be a colossal failure because of the safety?
Speaker 3:I Think the liability of what you can drink at the one in Tawasen.
Speaker 1:You can. Yes, there you go see.
Speaker 2:Now I hit the first year, all it's been done.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm here in the east. We don't do that.
Speaker 1:So I mean that's to me. No kids allowed. This is adult. So you got thumb bums hanging out. You got banana hammocks, if you want it, you got whatever you want to do on the water. I mean you can't. Well, maybe we'll have hump slide, I'm not too sure, but like you got, you got whatever you want to do.
Speaker 3:This is gonna be the dirtiest water park up so much glory dirty like this is just so you leave us people leave with staff infections.
Speaker 1:Okay like they're losing limbs, like it, they're just falling off. They're just getting affected, just legs falling off. The E Coli going out of this pool is gonna be just off the chart big D right now is looking up see if there's a dull theme Water slide for there is there is see, I'm not an idiot, I'm a fucking entrepreneur, baby no they're not.
Speaker 2:They're not adult themes. We can get like beers here and stuff. No, I think there's like I think there's like adult night here, I think boom, that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3:Okay, get pit bull.
Speaker 2:Mr Worldwide, come down on the fucking goddamn disco ball it's on it down like New York City. Is that pit bull oh? Oh, oh oh International love there yeah there we go.
Speaker 1:Now we're all on board here, Okay babe.
Speaker 2:Okay, who's gonna give us the loan ski? Are we going to Jeff?
Speaker 1:We're going to Jeff. You know I could shave my beard right now and have a pretty good little stash of Rooney right now, oh yeah fellas, I have something I would like to discuss.
Speaker 2:Oh so, at the time of this recording, he is Monday, august 14th. Oh, no, oh no about I'm gonna clock it at Officially, officially 28 hours and change but.
Speaker 2:I'm officially product 35 hours. We got to do our final weigh-in for our weight loss challenge. Oh baby, and let me tell you I Do not feel confident, not gonna make it. I'm not even gonna be close. I'm probably gonna be. I started this at 2 15 but I was coming off a bender weekend so, like that, inflated my numbers a little bit. So I'll definitely be below that. However, will I be 200 pounds? Absolutely not. I'm close.
Speaker 3:Well, I think we established at the beginning that you had the hardest road to go to because you were already like heavily invested in working out. So for, like you to do it, you would have to be like Cutting weight, to like to make weight, as opposed to just working out and exercising and eating good to drop pounds that are, you know, unnecessary on your body. All of your weight is necessary for you, whereas, like for me I'm not gonna talk about chaps, I don't like Like talk about other dudes weights, but for me, exercise and eating healthy was naturally just gonna do it and that's where, like, my motivation came from. I got like a little bit healthier, made smarter decisions, I could lose the weight that I wanted to, and I feel like maybe chaps is in a similar boat to me, where I was like, yeah, he's fucking knocking dudes out in the fucking Oculus, his IBS is just unloading weight naturally through his butthole. Yeah, like, and with him working out a little bit in, a little bit healthier when he's on the road, like he was gonna start to see some of those things now.
Speaker 3:You had some hiccups. You had a lot of weddings to go to that I contributed to it. Like that was tough, the timing of your journeys, but I feel like you guys gave it the college, good old college try and I think it's. I think it's cool, I think we did it All right.
Speaker 2:So, julian, is what you're telling me right now. You are fairly confident going into Wednesday.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, well, I mean, I think my goal was to get under two, and I'm already under two, so and you haven't done the weekly check-in in a while.
Speaker 2:I didn't do the week last, Like three weeks bro.
Speaker 1:So he just doesn't, he's gonna surprise us with like a 180 or something.
Speaker 2:Mf is just waiting to blow us out of the water.
Speaker 3:Son of a bitch. I just Outline that if I made healthier decisions, that it would be easier for me because I'm not someone who works out all the time. So If I was in your situation, dean and I said it from the beginning you were gonna have the hardest road Because of your baseline.
Speaker 2:I appreciate that. However, I have not been that good. Well, like I can like. I pretty much have done things exactly the same, like I've done a few more cardio sessions, I've eaten a little bit better. However, I have not been that good like I was never fully in and I Honestly, it wasn't because I don't love you guys, it's just because it's hard, because I, since we started this, I've been to Prince George. I was in the Okanagan. You know it's summertime, people want to go out. I go golfing. I cracked four or five beers, we get a. We get a chicken, samuel. After like I'm not gonna say no, I'm gonna get a side salad. I'm hungry after around the golf.
Speaker 1:Okay, I got a step in here. I started, I what? You know, I Started this journey at 260. Okay, that needs to be said right off the hop. I Am 230 today.
Speaker 3:I'm you killed the 30 today.
Speaker 1:I don't think by Wednesday I can drop five pounds. I might know I've been all serious this and probably not eaten tomorrow, so that might. That might help the situation. I got big drive tomorrow, we walking around lots On site. Oh, I got big dinner tomorrow.
Speaker 1:See, my problem is to I went on vacation last week. No, I think on vacation, I went on a workcation last week. I took my family with me so I couldn't do everything I wanted to do like workout wise, because I just couldn't. It once been fair to them. So I left at 231 and I came back at 232, so gained a pound in the week, not terrible, but had that little that. Had that not happened, I probably would have hit 225. Now I'm no chance.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna make it by Wednesday. I'll be present or I'd be very, very happy if I did. Don't get me wrong, be a pleasant surprise. But it's gonna be tough and I haven't worked out in like eight days. That's. That's God's honest truth. It's it's been today, today after this will work out, but it's been. It's been tough, there's been. There's no doubt it's been a bad, a bad little situation. But you know what crowd 260 to 230, that's nothing to. But yeah, you know what kind of wanted to look my best at that wedding figured that was the spot to look the best at. You know, dropping $700 on a suit that day doesn't doesn't Automatically help that. But Brianne looks great, I look great and we feel it's healthy. Maybe we'll get some cardio in tonight.
Speaker 3:Oh, hey, a little the horizontal boogie. All right, yeah, let's go. I mean, yeah, I just looked back, dean, you're right. I haven't checked in since, like June, july 20 Crazy update, though boys and I was at my goal way at that point. So we'll see what happens.
Speaker 1:Yeah, exactly you fucking, you cheated, you got like. But Did you see who checked in recently on the old fucking the group?
Speaker 3:there I Saw I saw somebody was looking at stuff.
Speaker 1:There was even, like you even said, alan is typing, and then it Little dots came up. Oh, he's checking it, is he?
Speaker 2:Okay, can you hear me?
Speaker 1:I.
Speaker 3:Do either of you guys follow six buzz on On Instagram?
Speaker 2:by the chance, let me follow that with a question. What the fuck is that?
Speaker 3:Okay, so six months, like this Toronto Instagram page that drops like news, interesting news, kind of stuff and yesterday there was they posted an article about this like young guy who went to his favorite massage parlor that he goes to frequency quite often and receive an unsolicited happy ending, and After which he left the massage parlor and called the police and stuck around and got the poor lady arrested. And it was just one of one of the things that you just don't ever see, because you see the other side of things where people solicit the extra nests for money, but this, this young fella, felt violated and it was just a very interesting turn, turn of events that we don't normally see. And I just want to know your opinion if you got your wiener touched at a massage that you were unexpected, what would your reaction be?
Speaker 2:and this is a loaded question, Okay so let me ask, let me ask you a question before I dive in here. Did he go to completion?
Speaker 3:I don't.
Speaker 1:That's a very important question.
Speaker 3:I.
Speaker 2:Did you touch it? And he like freaked out left.
Speaker 3:No, I, I don't. I don't know if he if it was completed, but I don't think it was a immediate reaction as well. So, I guess I'm we're in the middle.
Speaker 2:Okay, maybe he. Maybe he was surprised.
Speaker 1:No, I'm gonna speculate.
Speaker 2:Maybe I'm, maybe in a bit of shock. Chaps, isn't like that. That's rationale. Yeah, I don't know. I think I'd be taking it back a little bit and be like what the F is going on. I'll tell the story.
Speaker 2:One time I was in Laos, okay, and this trip was a three month bender in essence, like you didn't drink every day, but like 90% of the day is probably. And so when, after after enough drinking one day, me and the boys went on a spa day in Laos, which is like 20 bucks, it's awesome, it's so cheap and you get the full treatment. So we're getting a massage and this nice little Laotian lady, like I was on my back All right, I was on my back and she's tiny, so she just mounts me to like keep, like massage my thighs or something I don't know. But I, the whole time I was like what's going on? What's going on? What's going on? Like is she gonna go for it? What's going on? And she never did, so it never got to that point. But like I was like I'm like I didn't pay for this. What's going on? Something like we already paid in advance of doing it. So yeah, just full mount, full mount, like she's, like you would like a girl would be on top of you during sexy time.
Speaker 2:And now I know my buddy, scott, and Jeff sometimes listen to this. They were there too and we're like I was in a room with them too. It wasn't like private. So, scott, jeff, if you're listening, good memories. But yeah, I was. I was. I'm like what do, what do I do here? Like, what do I do if she goes for this? I was like you know how do I put this nicely? It wouldn't be someone I chose.
Speaker 3:I got you, I got you. I did this like I'm terrified.
Speaker 3:No we're gonna have a golden segment that D is gonna that pull the plug on another cutting room floor here? No, but I think in your situation being in a foreign country where those that kind of thing can happen I think it's different than if you go to, like you frequent a massage once every four to six weeks and then all of a sudden, like one day, you're getting a regular massage from your regular person and you know they just start, you know, doing the same dope yeah, just stroking. What would you do, Dean, In the situation? What do you think you would do?
Speaker 2:I'd probably stop it yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, okay, chaps.
Speaker 1:Dean's got his phone out. I'm scared to check the group chat, but I would. Well, yeah, obviously I'd stop it. I mean now.
Speaker 3:No again. Okay, so not now, just in another life.
Speaker 1:I mean like the I don't know.
Speaker 3:Like you were single, ready to mingle, you were young.
Speaker 1:Why would I stop it? Why would I stop that Some people might if I was a single dude, yeah, yeah, why would you stop that? Like, honestly, I'm like, hey, you want to do this, this is what this, you know, my pant more for this. Like, if you're gonna do this, that's fine, but this day we have a verbal contract here. You want to do this, I want to do this, let's do it. I mean, that's probably that's what I would stop. You're like, hey, you sure that's what you want to do. I'm not paying for this. If you want what you see and you want to touch, that's you, I mean. But like you can't, you're not just molesting me, I mean.
Speaker 1:I'm ready to let you. I can't thank my weasel.
Speaker 3:Nothing kills the mood like the word molest in the conversation.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she's molesting him. Absolutely, she did. I have just broken them. Now the other thing is to if this guy went to completion, he's full of shit. Okay, he lets the girl jack him off and then she does.
Speaker 3:Yeah, scumbag.
Speaker 1:Fuck you 100% bag move. But yeah, I mean, yeah, I'd be like grab her head, hey, what's up, oh wash up. How are you doing? Hi, I'm Dave Clint. How do you like your A's and more?
Speaker 2:I'm date daps.
Speaker 1:Oh man, yeah, that's fine, that's fine, that's true. That's exactly what they're doing.
Speaker 3:This, let's do it If we're not making sure that we're on the same page. We're on the same page.
Speaker 1:Let's be on the same page, because we don't need any. This is very risky for both of us.
Speaker 3:So far, let's just establish what's happening and is there a Julian, now your turn, playboy.
Speaker 3:Yes, that's. Oh, man, I was thinking about this and I'm like, okay, obviously in a different life, because right now the answer is no. But like, I get massages frequently and my mind at times is like do you guys get massages frequently? No, no, okay, no. So certain places will say you can go like no, no, no, no, no, no, no underwear or underwear, it's up to you.
Speaker 3:But like, when you're getting a massage yeah, yeah, true, true story when you're getting massage and you're wearing boxers, they have like all the tips and like techniques as to like how they move around your boxer area. So, like, at times they will scrunch up my boxers to get the most amount of me without getting to thing, and then they tuck the sheet underneath the area to then pull it back and then they have the most exposed skin. And every once in a while there is a time where I'm just like we're getting a little close today, because you know you're just marking up the proper side, I will say, of where he's residing for the for the time being, and I've always thought like you know, what would I do? Obviously, now the answer is no.
Speaker 3:But if I was a young man, a young go hard if I was, if I was like a young man and I just, you know, was was enjoying the time, and I think there are a few factors I'm going to. I'm going to dive into the to the Dean pool a little bit. If it was someone who I may have chosen outside of the situation, I might be more inclined to go through making sure everyone sort of feels on the same page, being like, hey, you know what you're about to do, I know what you're about to do. Are we cool? If so, great. If not, no harm, no foul. We haven't, we haven't gotten to that point of no return yet. I think again, if all things are pointing up, why wouldn't, why wouldn't? All things are pointing out, all things pointing up? So I mean, I think I might, I might try, I would have, I think I would have gone through with it. That's my honest opinion.
Speaker 1:So maybe, maybe maybe I mean, if it's.
Speaker 3:Jada fire.
Speaker 1:I'm going to let her do it. Jada fire, that's, that's the whole thing, I mean. I'm going to let her do it.
Speaker 3:So Phoenix Marie can honestly pick me up at this point so. I mean she's doing that to like Jordy, Jordy El Pollo over there.
Speaker 1:So Alexa Texas or Texas Alexis, or whatever.
Speaker 3:Alexa. Don't pretend like you don't know her 100%. Do that, chaps? Don't do that. What's that girl's name? You know the. You know Chris. Chrissy Mack, don't do that.
Speaker 1:No, no, I know Christy Mack, alexa, texas or tech. Honestly not was not a big fan of her, but that's just another one that came up in my mind. Jada fire Good, that's a good poll. That's a good change.
Speaker 3:I'm not going to lie. Chaps, I'm surprised to be a little bit about you. We mean you're an equal opportunist. I love it Absolutely.
Speaker 1:You get some hey, listen back then.
Speaker 3:Back then yeah, To be clear back then Back then Anyone can get it. Yeah, absolutely, anyone can get it.
Speaker 1:Why not I?
Speaker 3:mean a bell of danger. Why not I?
Speaker 1:mean oh yeah, oh yeah, Especially big fair.
Speaker 3:We're going down a road. We're going down a road.
Speaker 1:Big fan of that one is, yeah, big.
Speaker 3:Chaps, I got to know, I got to ask you a question. We're just going to dive into this thing. I'm the adult adult movie content. Obviously, there are theatrical productions that are done, where storyline is created, actors are played and full length is shot. I'm good with, like you know, people wanting to be considered actors and actresses, but, like, explain to me why, after we reach the climax, there's like seven to eight minutes of continued story when we're clearly finished Clearly finished, as opposed to fading to black. We're like we're going over exactly what previously happened in another scene and the movie ends on a scene of dialogue and discussion and not after. You know where we're cleaning up.
Speaker 1:I don't know, I don't watch that stuff anymore. I mean, like if I'm going to do it, it's just the scene like it's a single scene of Mac Attack, lisa Ann it's like a 15 minute scene. You start with a nice little novel gobble at the start and you move into the square of burials in the middle and novel novel gobble.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but let's say, let's say it's a 50 minute scene, you get to the 12 minute mark, you're done. What's the last three minutes for? I'm just curious.
Speaker 1:It's just to make people feel good that they're actually doing something. That isn't just all it's for. I mean, no one watches that shit. I'm sorry. No one's going to jack off and sit there and come and be like oh they really love it while they're cleaning up.
Speaker 3:Let's see how this pans out.
Speaker 1:Oh, they're really in love. Oh, that was his step sister.
Speaker 3:I wonder if he got the job. I really wonder if he got the job.
Speaker 1:That's right. Did he deliver the pizza or the pizza? In the end, she sell the house, did she?
Speaker 3:make that listing Exactly. Did she have enough to pay her rent the next month?
Speaker 1:I really need to know Is she out on?
Speaker 3:the street Someone to find that girl.
Speaker 1:No, I mean that's. No one gives a shit. Just give us the nobogogles, give us the squirt and Burton's and you know that isn't any. No, give us the most full and then we're good to go.
Speaker 3:That's how it usually plays out for every little baseball belly full, tip full, whatever it is yeah, you're good, that's just how it works for everybody.
Speaker 1:So, oh no, I mean, what an episode, what a fucking episode.
Speaker 3:Boys get back. We started off with like 14 year old girlfriends and ended with Okay.
Speaker 1:We did start. We started off with a baseball player who's a creep. Let's, let's rephrase that Thank you. And then it went to W E.
Speaker 3:Just joking.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'll just.
Speaker 3:I'll. It's my favorite guy right now, by the way.
Speaker 1:Yeah yeah, oh, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2:I was like, okay, I gotta get out of this quick. 45. Give me the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, well, I got to eat, but that's not neither here nor there, fellow, it's cutting time, it's curboh time.
Speaker 2:Don't drink any water. Garbage bags in the sauna the next 24 hours and he might make it. We might make it. Julian, you're good Japs. You and I have to come up with something because I might lose this battle, and I'm okay with that. But I'm a bit disappointed I didn't give it a bit more effort. But hey, summer, you are a cool, cruel mistress.
Speaker 3:We did it for fun too, right Like, at the end of the day, this wasn't like this was not fun. This was not fun by any measure. There was no shame involved. We were doing it for fun, to see if we could do it. So you know, you hit it, you hit it, you didn't hit it. There's always tomorrow. We get it together. That's the most important thing. Love you boys. Go get tongue, not your chips, you know that. Go enjoy yourself.
Speaker 2:I'm seeing that in danger later tonight.
Speaker 1:Roughly an eight inch screen, maybe innocuous.
Speaker 2:All right, see you later.