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You're in for a treat! Prepare to have your basketball knowledge tested as we dissect the recent NBA Free Agency, providing our unfiltered thoughts on the big signings and those jaw-dropping contracts. Prepare to be just as flabbergasted as we were with Fred Van Vleet's massive deal, and Cam Johnson's contract that just doesn't make sense. We're calling out all those questionable sports pundits on Twitter!
We're not just about the game though, we're about real life too. Our journey to getting fit is on full display as we lay out our ambitious weight loss goals and how we plan to stick to them. And yes, we do talk about our drink preferences too—you'll be surprised to learn how our taste leans towards the finer things in life. All this health chat is peppered with just the right amount of humor to keep you entertained throughout.
As we draw the curtains on this episode, we jump headfirst into an avid debate on the potential casting choices for the upcoming Mortal Kombat movie and the new DC Universe. Who do we think is the best fit for Johnny Cage's role? And what about the casting for Superman and Blue Beetle? We've got tons of thoughts on the Superman and Lois TV show's season finale and the upcoming season's Doomsday CGI. Finally, we let you in on our plans for the Canada Day weekend—a perfectly chilled blend of sports, personal anecdotes, and pop culture chats.
Welcome back for another no instructions needed podcast episode, boys. It is good to be back Fire episode with Avery talking. Lots of sports guys certainly got us finger on the pulse, but for those who are listening you don't get to see the amazing background that we get to see right now With the chapsie dappie who, as per usual, working out some audio issues. So we'll skip to the West Coast With my guy the big D dinner. How you doing, brother?
Speaker 2:Pretty good man, but a bit of a stressful week with work. But it's all done. Now long weekend time. Gonna try my hand at surfing on the island this weekend. So we'll see what happens. I hope I don't drown, but I'm not the best swimmer in the world. I'd call out of like I can swim, but I'm like a three out of ten. So We'll see how that goes. Gonna be cold to gonna need a wet suit, but so we'll see what happens. Lots of beers to be had, but first and foremost I'm rapping with you to F's today and chaps, i think, is good to go, so let's see if it's working. I.
Speaker 3:Mean, it's definitely working a hundred percent. My microphone might sound a little crackly today because I'm using the Jabra headphones, but yeah, you know, it's been a good week. Lots of stress. Obviously I do look yoked today, which is pretty nice, i'm not gonna lie. And yeah, you know, thank you, avery, very much for coming on last week. Super fun, super good. Dude, i knew a lot about sports. I see the Robert, the Rob low hat on the big O right now and his beautiful smile. So yeah, it's all going pretty good. I'm drinking some straight Patron tonight. Okay, well, really, we're not fucking around tonight. I cost less liquor best place to buy liquor. But yeah, let's, let's, let's start going. What you guys want to talk about? you want to talk about sex tapes? Do I want to talk about?
Speaker 1:let's, let's get into the stupid amounts of money that and BA players are currently getting as Free agency. As of this, recording has just started and we've seen some, i'd say, big names sign. I mean, obviously the biggest thing, kyrie Irvin going back to Dallas That was a big thing. Was he gonna go to Phoenix? Was he an explorers option somewhere else? ultimately Reupt in Dallas, probably the place you get the most money. And then Toronto fans biggest signing Yakub hurdle, also signing Dennis Schroeder, fred van Vleet going to Houston. I mean there's a lot of things going on right now, a lot of money being spent So far. What do you think is the biggest surprise that has opened up free agency in the NBA so far?
Speaker 2:Um, for me, for all, it's gonna be Fred Bentley. I wouldn't say it was a huge surprise, but you know, you know I thought it was 50, 50 when it all started. I love Fred Bentley, i always have love friend, but it's way too much money for him at way too much money And it's it's to the point that I love him so much and I don't care that the Raptors didn't sign him. That's how much money it is. It's way He is good, he's he's a one-time all-star. It's way too much fucking money. I'm sorry, come on, like he's not that good. He's getting like Kyrie Irving money. He ain't Kyrie Irving, not on his best day. So that's the biggest one for me. Uh, there was also Jeremy Grant got a bag too. That's a lot of money for Jeremy Grant. Like he resigned, which was expected, but it's, it's a lot of money and I'll finish off my segment and probably give you guys my Sponsor for your fucking segment here, like what the?
Speaker 2:fuck. I kind of want one Cam.
Speaker 3:Johnson.
Speaker 2:Cam Johnson got like twenty six million dollars a year. He's good. He ain't that good like he's a three-point, he's like a three-and-dee guy and he got like a hundred and something million dollar contract Like that was a huge overpay. People are overpaying. That's just what's happening. I Don't know. That is just. it's a lot of money being thrown around.
Speaker 1:Chaps, you love the NBA dial in here, kid.
Speaker 3:I do love the NBA. I I Listen. I love Freddie Van Vliet, i love that guy, but that guy is not worth three years 80 million, or he's no that's his contract. Three years, 80 million done. Three years, 130. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3:What I'm saying is yeah that's what he's worth is three years. Yeah, eight, 80 million. He got three years. A Hundred and thirty million. Like no Raptors can't afford that. Well, they could, i guess, but like not for him, man, like he's just, he's just not, he's great. But like NBA players make stupid money, like it is insane how much these guys make. But go get your bag boys. I mean it's bag season, go get a bag or two. I mean, can I be a NBA free agent please? I think I would. I would command probably five years. You know a 10 million I could probably get with my skill set in the NBA. Big clapper, i can clap really good in the bench. I got the ball skills between the legs while I'm sitting on the bench. But no, it's nuts Raptors doing some interesting stuff. They're getting killed on Twitter by six, six arrow. Fuck that guy. He knows nothing about sports, period. He's fucking complete useless twat. He's the worst. He is the worst.
Speaker 1:Most, most wats are pretty useful. So I mean, don't slander twats, twats have their use.
Speaker 3:Okay, i'm sorry He is, He's just the worst. I mean, he he's Debbie Downer. He's a Debbie downer, it's men. Oh, the management sucks. I believe him a sigh, you know what? and tell and tell it, prove me until it's proven me. Otherwise I believe him a sigh. And two more years of this? then yeah, i'll start questioning it. But right now he has a plan. Let him execute the plan. If it doesn't work, i'll go full reverse, jim Benning on his ass, and fucking switch my stance on. But for right now, you know, it's just just let it happen. We'll see what. He hasn't let them down the bad path yet. Oh, you're a hazard. So like, let's see if it, if this blows up in his face, then yeah, big problem. But I think we're, i think everyone is a chill.
Speaker 1:What would Aaron say? REL, a x like relax. I think, yeah, this is as close to a cliff as Raptor fans have seen, since, besides, taken over, like this is like approaching the clip. We're not there yet, but like this is as far towards a cliff as Raptor fans have ever seen, because they're just so used to Maasai turning not a whole lot into And then be a championship right, like let's, let's be realistic 2019 kind of set the ceiling, and since then Raptor fans have been a little greedy, i would say, because they expect that now That is got to be their minimum, that, okay, maasai will figure it out.
Speaker 1:And not like, if you look at sports history, you don't like what Maasai did isn't something that is like a, a repeatable feature that most franchises have. They'd love to do it, but they certainly it isn't the norm. And so Freddie turned down a hundred million dollar contract last offseason with the Raptors and regretted it, seemingly, because after the offseason finish, he fired his management, signed with a new organization, a new representatives, and was gonna be chasing money that Toronto should never have given him. And so Is he a good player? Sure, is he like a at best fourth Team the call NBA? sure, he is not a top 30 player in the NBA. If you're really gonna like franchise, altering player.
Speaker 3:He's not a franchise altering player. He, he, this. This contract reeks of the Kyle Lowry contract when he went to Miami, like they regretted the Kyle Landry Lowry contract when he went to Miami within the first seven games.
Speaker 1:That contract and he didn't have the history of Kyle Lowry Like, yeah, we see different, like Toronto, another history. I mean Toronto revamped his history. But if you look at him when he came into the league, like there was a lot of of My hype around him, like there was a lot of skill towards Kyle Lowry and Freddie, he's got a great story. I'm drafted getting the bag NBA champion, like, but he's not let's go.
Speaker 1:He's not a top guy. My My biggest surprise of NBA Free agency is James Harden Opting in to get traded and now, with some of the guys who are getting paid, there's only like a handful of teams They're gonna be looking for his services And you might see James Harden in LA With Paul George and Kauai Leonard in the I. Yet another attempt For the Clippers to be relevant and try to. I think they're open to new building next year To try to win a championship in LA. I think that's one of the most interesting things. Also, jeremy Grant re-signing That pretty much eliminates Dame getting traded at this point. It very interesting. Interesting times in the NBA and the new CBA kicks in, so Lots of money being spent, which you know. Dreymon re-signing also very interesting because a lot of their money is tied up now. So Lakers quiet, bucks quiet.
Speaker 2:No, lakers. Lakers signed God gave it. They signed Rui Hachimera. They re-signed.
Speaker 1:I'm talking about quiet for relevant moves, because Rui and Korean Prince Not turning that franchise around the way that they wanted to and being able to go out and sign a Point guard of it's basically what they need. Like, if you plug and play with the Lakers did, bruce Brown was the one guy that they really Should have gone after and he just got his back. Mike Malone is crying somewhere after he made the comments that Best fucking coach ever.
Speaker 3:He comes on the Pat McAvoy show dropping F bombs like oh yeah, he was dropping shit in the presser. Calling out LeBron James I'm just like I love you, i Would. I would run through a brick wall for that guy. So we tell, should we tell the fans through? this episode is brought to us by.
Speaker 1:Sure, why don't you let them know, chaps.
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Speaker 1:One quick side note if you're 14, don't be drinking. Drink responsibly.
Speaker 3:No, don't drink, Don't drink no 19.
Speaker 1:Even with the countless 19 plus, wherever it's legal, your province, state, fucking country, whatever it is 100% Enjoy responsibly.
Speaker 3:I never touched alcohol before I was 19.
Speaker 1:Never.
Speaker 3:I was also a virgin before I was married.
Speaker 1:Ooh, someone's getting rowdy over there.
Speaker 3:Yeah, someone heard that. but There we go.
Speaker 1:Oh man, okay, boys, i gotta tell you I know you guys love succession And I just finished like a rewatch of I'm sorry I watched of a show, the Rookie. I've been streaming a lot of shit lately. I tried episode one of Succession. I couldn't make it through it. What I couldn't, i just I knocked out. I fell asleep. Maybe it's the time of the day that I'm watching it, but I gotta ask at what point do I become like hooked on this show? Do I get to give it like a season? Do I get to give it like a few episodes? It's episode one was like I found characters more annoying than anything else.
Speaker 3:What do you think, Dean?
Speaker 2:Three episodes Three or four Okay.
Speaker 3:You gotta let. You gotta let like the. You gotta let the wheels start turning, because you haven't let the wheels start turning Like after episode four.
Speaker 2:You have not let the wheels start turning, Julian.
Speaker 3:I mean, I was kind of astounded, like one of the characters there.
Speaker 1:That was pretty good, greg the leg. Yes, i enjoy the old. Like don't know where I am with the old the night, so I'm just going to piss on the floor. I thought I was like a hot start, hot start. I didn't like McColkin, just like I don't know. He annoyed me, the other fucking nerd annoyed me And I was like I'll write it in my eyes for a little bit, so I will try again.
Speaker 3:He gets like he's a lot, that character is a lot, but he goes down and stuff. So like, honestly, i think it's about, i think I'm going to look back at it in two years or three years I think it's the best TV show I've made. I truthfully just the way it ended, it ended perfect. So you know, i truthfully think it's the best TV show I've made and it just it really struck a chord with me. So it's very, very good. Honestly, it's the best ever.
Speaker 1:Did it strike a chord because of you like family business.
Speaker 3:Yeah, 100%. Yeah, i won't mind that. Yeah, family business. You know my dad isn't getting any younger right? So like, look how big my arm looks in this picture.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, so for anyone who's listening, like for the last, like three minutes when I went on like my soliloquy of like sports rants, just chaps and Dean, just straight up, like arm flex, who's got the bigger bicep. It is distracting, i'm not going to lie, but it is, it is. It is great for me to watch. The ladies are very lucky. I mean obviously Brie, lucky lady. My wife Three times in her life to experience the Dapsey Chapsie stick of gold. And then Dean. Well, oh, here we go. We have a special guest, as always on the No Instructions needed podcast and join some Vino. What's going on, chaps? Give us, give us a little break Jeff chaps.
Speaker 3:Well, Jeff is drinking a rye and ginger.
Speaker 2:Of course.
Speaker 3:Is it Canadian club? It's not. No, jeff does not dig around with Canadian club. That's too low class for Jeff. He drinks. He's drinking a little. I'm guessing Gibson's if I had to guess.
Speaker 2:That's like slightly higher class. Hey, it's class.
Speaker 3:They're saying that Canadian club is only slightly or that Gibson's is only slightly higher class than Canadian club. Or can I say I'm low class?
Speaker 2:No, All of that. That's not what I meant.
Speaker 3:Jeff, that's not what I meant. Yeah, dean said you're really low class.
Speaker 1:That's just rude and untrue.
Speaker 3:He's leaving. He gave you that.
Speaker 1:I'll see him in two weeks He gave us the old fuck off. I'm going to go enjoy my drink somewhere else now.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I love it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, He, you know I think he's had a couple of rye and pops tonight, But but yeah, Bree's a lucky, a lucky woman, because obviously the way your two husbands look is pretty phenomenal And that's that's good.
Speaker 1:That was good Subtle. I like that What we talking about.
Speaker 3:You said the two husbands, the two husbands, oh right, yeah.
Speaker 1:I would have said more to baby daddies as opposed to husbands.
Speaker 3:Well, we're not too sure how many baby babies Dean. Dean is daddied with my wife, but at least one, that's true. But no listen. Body Yeah, look how big that muscle is That is ridiculous, jesus Christ. It's ridiculous, it's just ridiculous. But no, i started this at 260, woke up this week at 237.
Speaker 1:Four shits later on the way to the lake, you're down to like 210 at this point.
Speaker 3:My IBS kicked in hard on the way down here.
Speaker 1:My IBS kicked through the roof Chaps is going to be a featherweight by the time this weekend's over.
Speaker 3:Are you, dean, break down what we're doing.
Speaker 2:I'm going to break down what we're doing. So I felt as though my main man, chaps, needed a little bit of extra motivation to get down to a goal weight that was not really his goal weight, but my goal weight for him, exactly, and that's 225. So he's got about 13 pounds to lose, give or take, so he's already lost 20. What's 13 more, you're asking? That's what I'm asking too, But in order to do so, i told him that I would lose weight with him. So I'm sitting at a very sexy 210 right now, and I told him I would go to 200. It starts today is the 30th whilst we record this. It starts because I'm going away this weekend and I'm going to mow down on food. So let's be honest here. It ain't starting today.
Speaker 1:See zero calories there, Chaps.
Speaker 2:Wednesday July 5th, and it's going to go to Wednesday July or August 16th, So it's a six week challenge. Chad has to lose 13, 14 pounds, depending on how many poops he's taken. I got to lose about 10. Julian, you have two options Either you're in or your accountability captain. We have talked about this, but I don't have a firm commitment for you. So what's it going to be?
Speaker 3:We need a start weight, though, like we need the start weight for everybody. So, as I said, i started 260, so I'm already down. I fucked on the weight So, like I get it, i was fat. So what are we going down? Like, i'm starting at 230, it's called 238. So I'll probably. I'm probably 238 right now And I got to go to 225. So 13 pounds.
Speaker 1:So, to be fair, i did so. I've been. I've been doing my own like personal journey for the last like little bit, because since kids I put on some weight. I mean you go back to my Instagram. There was like a slender man on my on my old IG, but I started from my journey. I was like at 245 man, not that tall, like I put on, put on some weight. It was a little bit of a pudger, still still has some stuff to do. I'm about to 18 to 17 right now. So I mean if I get down to I want to be sub, i want to be sub two, even if it's like one, 99, let's go.
Speaker 1:That's going to be the goal Six weeks, all right. I mean, let's see what we can do. Boys, all right, that's 18 pounds for me. That's what I'm looking at 18 pounds for me. Chaps is looking at 13 more, i think, and Dean 10. So I think I had the largest amount to sort of conquer. But hey, fuck it, let's do it.
Speaker 2:And 10 for me is going to be hard man, it ain't easy, it ain't easy. Oh, i know Easy.
Speaker 1:I know I mean, you're the, you're the gym rat out of out of all of us. As far as the longevity of it all, Chaps has been put in work and that is going to get back on his bike for me. So I mean, but be, we will hold each other accountable.
Speaker 3:Because a coworker called me fat.
Speaker 1:He's like.
Speaker 3:Oh, you're fat And I'm like, all right. So I went and looked in the mirror. I'm like, yeah, i'm pretty fat And that's literally the whole reason. I wanted to go to 240. That was the original. goal was 240, to get to 60 to 240. Did that. Now I'm like you know what 230. And then the big D is like Hey, 225 would be all optimal weight for you. to be the most fuckable. I'm like I don't need to be fuckable, i'm married but but he's right.
Speaker 2:You kind of want to still be fuckable though.
Speaker 3:Exactly.
Speaker 1:Cause now breeze, going to be like holding your arm a little bit tighter when you go out at night.
Speaker 3:No, no, this is the most muscular I've ever been in my life.
Speaker 1:I have no problem saying that. She's like afraid that you might get jumped going to the bathroom at the restaurant or something, some hotty little waitress being like, oh you know, fall chaps at the bathroom. So breeze, breeze on edge.
Speaker 3:Now Shirts are fitting better, like new shirts too, i imagine new shirts. Yeah, new shirts. This one's old but it fit like it's just. it's filled out now Like it's just a nice feeling. It's just honestly. But I started cold plunging too. I don't know if you guys have done this yet, the old cold punch. So have you done it? Have you done it recently? No, no, my ball went back up inside my body, ooh.
Speaker 1:That's like being 12 years old.
Speaker 3:That was like it was like it went back up and that was one ball Like I was like Phil Kessel and it's holo nut Yeah it was terrifying, and like obviously we've all had that happen, but like it took a good 45 minutes to tell my dick untriveled and it came back down Like it was. It was a scary moment, man It was.
Speaker 1:It was terrifying. Well, at that time, were you like talking to them to come back down? Like talking to them I was.
Speaker 3:I was like looking at my dick and like we could do this Yeah, just just come on down.
Speaker 1:They're like we won't judge. I'm just going down in the area.
Speaker 3:Like, okay, this is roughly where I think my balls actually be, and push it down.
Speaker 1:Oh, just nothing about positive affirmations, being like buddy it's, it's okay, this other guy's lonely. We need to. we need to just put the duo back together. Oh my Lord.
Speaker 2:Hi, peyton, i say hi.
Speaker 1:You're a cutie, patootie Say hi, hi, judy, mr Ortiz. Say hi, mr.
Speaker 3:Ortiz Say hi, mr Ortiz, okay, hey, love you. Have a good night, good night.
Speaker 1:See you on the way to dinner.
Speaker 2:So, julian, sir, here is my theorem here is that you might have a slight advantage on the weight loss, and here's the reason why. Okay, so two weeks time I am meeting up with our guy Chaps or, and we are doing a little weekend together and I'm pretty sure we're going to be calling some kind of ceasefire during this time where we just hang out Some regression, okay Well, yeah, there's, we're going to a wedding, so you know we're going to be boozing, yeah.
Speaker 3:And I ain't drinking.
Speaker 2:I ain't drinking white claws all night. I'll tell you that much for free, because at this particular versus bachelor party, i didn't have white claws for the next 10 years of my life. Every friggin drink that got ordered, oh, another round of white claws for the group.
Speaker 2:I was ready to punch someone. I was like well, what happened to Ryan ginger? What happened to shots? What happened to beer? So yeah, I'll be eating, I'll be drinking, Chaps will be eating, he'll be drinking too. So that'll be a three day stretch where we are going to be off goal achievement.
Speaker 3:I have not changed any way I've ate, other than I stopped eating fast food, and that's a big thing though, dude, because yeah, you travel a lot Yeah.
Speaker 1:I mean so that I mean you travel a lot, So that's like McDonald's in the morning or Timmy's in the morning, McDonald's at lunch, eating at nighttime, when you're, when you're solo, dolo. So I mean there, that makes all the difference. though, right, Like I mean, that's a good start.
Speaker 3:You're going to save on foods and like getting veggies when I drive and snap peas and all that stupid shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, i've adopted the four hour eating window, so intermittent fasting four hour eating window, 12 to four. That way, and for whatever reason, i'm not that active in the nighttime because that has been falling asleep early. At least I'm not eating too late. Why did you call yourself daddy? You, that one is. you know. Daddy puts the kids to sleep and sometimes just fucking knocks out. I'm up early, not early like chaps, but Monday starts like 435 o'clock in the morning, so by the time like bedtime rolls around, daddy's tired.
Speaker 2:I knew you were going to do it.
Speaker 1:So I'm trying to. I'm trying to get better with that And that's probably my biggest thing Not eating late, smaller portions and just cutting down that window. But here's the thing Where we live, there is a like festival every weekend that we usually go to because it's great for the kids. It's like in a really close to area to us. So not eating at those festivals every Saturday is going to be the challenge.
Speaker 2:What are we talking? like food trucks?
Speaker 1:Yeah, food trucks like tons, tons of food and that's. That's usually like our Are like one thing for the week. So I'm gonna have to like balance, not doing that every weekend but also not being a You know, a poor sport with my wife who is looking forward to these events. So We'll see, we'll have to, we'll figure it out, but I'm excited to do this with you guys and I think it's good for everyone involved.
Speaker 2:Okay. So I propose To the group that Wednesday We do, and I'll probably be a bit heavier because I'll come off a week and a drink in but Wednesday We do official weigh-in. We'll do the first am Way in. We're doing a m way in here, not pm, when all the water weight comes down. So we'll do our first a m way in on the Wednesday and then, you know, maybe every two weeks We sound a little progress report You.
Speaker 3:Guys will get my dick pics every day.
Speaker 1:I already got pics of you crapping today, so yeah, I like three of them and you can tell they're all different floors, so it's all different.
Speaker 3:Now, when you got IBS, you just You got to go where you gotta go There's no. There's no like in between. If you can't make it to The rest room, you gotta go somewhere this.
Speaker 1:So this is. This brings me to a conversation point I wanted to bring out. We're just this is a great episode, not sports heavy at all, a little of the early part But I want to know what was the last time everyone shit themselves? I'm like like Mine was in the last like probably two years. It wasn't like a full, like destruction, but like It wasn't fun, it wasn't good, there were surprises in my boxers and it was not not a good time. So I will. I will start my journey and I can't remember.
Speaker 1:I was probably like after a wedding, probably eight way too much and we're on our way home and It was so bad like the pants are unbutton and the seat belt is off and Yeah, i have. We always like, for whatever reason, we always bring two sets of car keys for both our cars. So like I'm driving because I can't rely on someone else to get me from point A to point B, when I'm feeling literally that shitty and I'm driver-side door open, my wife with three kids sleeping in the car and I'm just like Making it to my front door and I got into. To put things into perspective, it is about eight feet from the entrance of My son room, or sorry foyer, whatever that mud room, sorry mud room, the bathroom, eight feet. In that eight feet.
Speaker 1:I Did not make it to the bathroom door and it was. It was. It was a devastating moment because it's like dress pants a little bit tighter. I had like silk loot, i had like my Lou lemon boxers on, so it was like Well kept. If you listen to, if you listen to the Pat McAfee show and you heard Connors shit story, it is very similar.
Speaker 1:Irreally similar to that. But I was like, yeah, i was maybe like two feet away from glory and instead It was straight into the shower Dry, clean boxers in the garbage. I was. I was disappointed in myself. There was a lot of shame that I felt When that happened. So my shit story out of the way. I'm gonna leave IBS to last because I know He just, despite having IBS, probably doesn't have a great shit story. But, dean, or was the last time you shit yourself?
Speaker 2:I Don't have many of these stories. I don't think I have, like maybe when I was a child. I think the only thing I don't anything I can think of is like There was one time where I was sick and I was literally going like every 20 minutes, and so it's a As you can, as you can probably surmise here, it was not a solid. It was not a solid and I think like, maybe one time like a little bit leak, like a tiny bit like leaked out, i mean a little bit leaked down, i looked, i'm like oh, that's gross. And then like you know whatever, but yeah, but it was like Percentage, like two percent of what the total volume was. So that's the only thing I could make up when I was a child, maybe, sure, but like my ones are twice, but yeah, i Have come close numerous times in the last day, legitimately and But no, i think I don't like.
Speaker 3:The last time was Thailand for sure. I got Thai tummy, didn't know and you know, but it was fart, definitely was not. And Those boxers never made her own. They are still in the Thai, well, in the Thai landfills.
Speaker 3:Bill, thailand, for sure, yeah, someone's weird, i'm for sure. But Yeah, no, we were in a place called pie I don't know if anyone knows where that is, but up in the mountains and We were supposed to go elephant riding, which I do not recommend because those elephants are not actually in sanctuary It as everyone thinks they are. They are not very well maintained, but that's a story for a different day right, that just shrugged up 100%.
Speaker 3:And We got to the place and I told Brian I was like, oh, i feel really weird, like is it kind of know if you guys ever? I know that Dean's been to Thailand, but I don't know if you ever got Thai tummy when you were there. It literally comes out of nowhere. I was feeling perfectly fine and then we I was like Graham, don't, i feel weird. And then two seconds later I'm like I have to go. I started running back to the hotel room, puked all over the street, just puked everywhere. My dad is mouthing bullshit to me, bullshit to me and And I puked everywhere. And then I get back to the hotel. I pass out the word of a lie, i pass out.
Speaker 3:Woke up like two hours later, shit myself, everywhere all through the bed and I was like all right, this is a serious situation out of fever, like a hundred and probably six, five like massive fever. Yeah, i typed an email to my dad. Just, i won't say the email, just typed an email to him, didn't send it, but had my last will and testament. Who are less like my, my house, to like we're left everything to and And And. Yeah, it was, it was a. It was an actual complete last will and testament And that was just saved in my draft of my emails I never actually sent. so it was, it was a. It was a very Trying couple hours, for sure. Well, it lasted like 10 hours. It sucked, it really sucked.
Speaker 1:Was it worth it, though? Was the food like good that it was worth it?
Speaker 3:No, it was. It was like a mango Juice that gave it to me.
Speaker 1:It's how they tell they get you see what?
Speaker 2:I went for three months and one of my buddies was out of commission because, like, his foot got infected. So he was out of commission for a bit because he was on antibiotics. I had to like peel a bunch of skin off of his foot was just gross. And Then my buddy my other buddy got dang gay fever. When you're in Laos, which was he was out of commission for like a week and Nothing that happened to me. I was, i was Gucci the whole time, brother. So I never got sick. I never had to go to the hospital. I never had to go to the doctor. I I was good, like I was taking care of my buddy when he had dang gay fever. I was like breaking them ginger ale and stuff like that. So, like you know, one of my friends had like a one-week party layoff and my other one, my friends had a one-week party layoff But I was going the whole GD time, gd.
Speaker 3:Can't say goddamn, real GD.
Speaker 1:Speaking of GD, i saw a news clipping and it immediately brought me back to chaps. It is official the casting is done for Mortal Kombat 2. So it is. It is a I always wait for, like once you get casted. Now I know the movie is actually happening and I know that, like we were really big on the on the first one before it came out A lot of hype. We thought it was looking good and it was like it was decent. It wasn't like oh, we'd like broke the mold and it's like the greatest thing on on television anymore, but like there's room for it to grow into something. So I'm just curious Are you still like into Mortal Kombat chaps or we just kind of like, moving on to the fact that, like John Wick, 4 was bang?
Speaker 3:All right. First of all, john Wick 4 was absolutely amazing. Yeah, i like the first one of combat, it sucked, but it was awesome. I mean, like that's the whole point of more combat movies, other than the fact they actually didn't play Mortal Kombat, which was kind of fucking weird to me, like there was actual no Mortal Kombat tournament turn around, a little drunk tournament And now they're not, which was weird. But yeah, i actually liked it, it was fun, it was a really good time. I've really enjoyed it. I've watched it like four times since then, like I don't, i don't, it was, it was just a good movie.
Speaker 1:Have they announced you explain Johnny Cage yet, because there's only yes, yes, they have, and I will give you boys, don't look it up, do not I?
Speaker 2:already did that.
Speaker 1:Okay, so, chaps, you might get a boner. You might might dick down deep, breathe pretty good tonight after you.
Speaker 3:Oh, my god Is this actually who's playing Johnny Cage?
Speaker 1:That is, that is the rumor, that is. That is what I mean. Shut up, shut up so for those of you don't know, chaps is about to break some news of former Star Trek Actor, former the boys actor, still chaps, who, well, still current the boys actor chaps, who's playing Johnny Cage in the morning.
Speaker 3:I'm urban is playing Johnny Cage motherfucker, the nut putcher himself. Yeah, i thought the mists should play Johnny Cage because I thought he would actually be pretty good at it. To be honest with you, But I came to win. Nice, you imagine how awesome that would be. Um, that is amazing. I can't believe. So the script must be good, because that guy doesn't take bad movies. He doesn't, he doesn't. So he must have read the script and be like, hey, all right, i see it, i got it. Like that's sick.
Speaker 1:He doesn't act for paychecks, and so that was my kind of like. All right, i see what you, i see what you mean with the Miz. Like he could play the character, but it's not gonna be a good movie like he's not like. But that's what you expect for this movie 100%, but the fact yeah, so very excited. That was kind of like some exciting news that I saw and I was like holy shit, chaps, is get a fucking lose his mind.
Speaker 3:That better be real. that better be real, because if that's not real and the Miz walks out, i'm burning the movie theater down. John Cena would be a good Johnny Cage too, he would be, but he doesn't have the hair anymore, though, man. Like, well, you couldn't do the hair? I mean, the hair is easy to fill in, but he's too jacked. Yeah, he's too big, but the character wise, he could pull it off. Oh my god, that is.
Speaker 1:It's big time I am geez Time.
Speaker 3:Carl the thrill urban is playing Johnny the the cage master. that is the best, the best situation I've chaps and loves moral combat. I love it, i love it.
Speaker 1:I saw it and I was like, oh man, chaps is gonna fucking bust the load on camera. I did I just came.
Speaker 3:I just came everywhere, everywhere It's. I filled the lake up.
Speaker 1:Everyone's get everyone's getting pregnant, everyone's get every.
Speaker 3:Every fertile person is now pregnant on the shoes. What's assuming in it? Did you also see the casted Superman? I?
Speaker 1:did, and I Think that he looks as a Superman. should I don't know anything about the lowest laying girl, though She kind of like?
Speaker 3:I don't know who Superman is. I didn't even know who this guy was until this, but he looks like a good though. But he looks like.
Speaker 1:Henry Cavill, exact so you like. So because of that He looks like he could play Superman, right.
Speaker 3:Yeah, oh, i think so, yeah, i don't know who the.
Speaker 2:I know who the girl was. I did not know who the guy was. The girls, a big actress, i think, isn't she apparently apparently she's in shit.
Speaker 1:That I should probably know, we should probably know her from, but I don't Know.
Speaker 3:I saw what they're gonna say is Batman Oh?
Speaker 1:For that universe. Yeah, they don't have to see Superman legacies, the thing that kicks it off, right. So I don't know, blue beetle, yeah, but but you know what I mean.
Speaker 3:Like I'm, i don't, i think I was gonna fail, i think blue bit deals gonna fail and they won't be a part of universe like I.
Speaker 1:Because blue Beatles, done by they, inherited that project, was a project that they like came out with on their own. And I like the guy from Cobra, kai Zolo, whatever his name is, like that Mexican kid, like.
Speaker 2:I just that's what they do on the show whenever they.
Speaker 1:But like some blue Beatles supposed to like kick things off. But like really Superman legacy is the is what James Gunn is gonna be Judged on, right, like he wrote the script, he's in love with it. He thinks is like the best thing ever. If it doesn't pan out It's kind of fucked a little bit. But I She want to talk to you about Superman. I mean, i watched smallville, i watched Lois and Clark back in the day with good old Dean Kane Bad guy at all, really well.
Speaker 3:Well, if we, if we sorry, i should have said anything. I'll leave him alone.
Speaker 1:Anyways, i've been watching this Superman and Lois show, filmed in Vancouver, if I'm if I'm correct, and They arguably had one of the greatest season finale episodes of any of any TV show, let alone any superhero show, where Batman, or Batman where Superman goes up, goes up against doomsday. And Let me tell you, if you have never seen the show before, just watch the season finale and tell me that you are not All in for the next season when it comes on. It is one of the greatest superhero finales ever. It is Bananas it does either.
Speaker 2:Does doomsday have his eye beams?
Speaker 1:Doomsday. Okay, so let me just tell you Superman Sick, the guy who plays Superman is unreal. Lex Luthor is It's like a character they like I don't get, like they introduce him. He is the baddest, like badass Lex Luthor. Very fucking scene of my life. In this show Superman has a kid and one of his. He has two kids and one of his kids has his abilities and he's like, towards The mid part of the show is like starting to develop and understand what his powers are. Like Superman's older Lois Lane, almost at retirement age. But like Lex Luthor, superman and fucking doomsday in the last episode of the season. It's just I'm telling you, dean, think of anything that we've seen Comic book wise superhero, wise finale, wise. This is like a top five finale and I guess you So hard for the next season.
Speaker 2:I feel like, i Feel like The doomsday CGI will be extremely underwhelming.
Speaker 1:So I'm coming from Smallville. Smallville's doomsday was like the character was terrible, everything was so bad. But even if it's slightly out underwhelming, it's taken. It's a TV show The way that they like basically have. The way this last season happened, there was like basically no fighting for Superman on and they basically saved it for the finale and it's done really well, like so good. So if you just get a chance to stream like an episode, just one episode, like hey, i got 45 minutes to fucking kill season finale, superman and Lois, i'm telling you you won't be disappointed, i I? That's a great question. Not actually sure where I just watch it's on my box, i.
Speaker 2:Um, i cruise through the last season of Titan, season four Mmm. Not very good, not very I.
Speaker 2:Enjoyed the show, but that's like half of it didn't make sense. I have a bit like something would happen. I'm like how is this relevant to the story whatsoever? So Yeah, that kind of. I think that I think the whole, the whole Arrowverse is done. And then they kind of spoiler alert.
Speaker 2:I don't know if no one will care, but Bees boy went into this place called like the red, where you can like top two in different universes and like he catches a glimpse of like the What's his nuts Grant Guston flash. He went into stargirls universe. He saw some of the stuff from like the Snyderverse and I think some like some stuff like that. So, yeah, i was like the back of Batman, like it's been a flex supposedly. So, yeah, that was kind of cool. But other than that, i was like, okay, this makes no sense and that show is pretty much done. So in that show has a Connor Kent to it, the man-made son of Superman by Lex Luthor and his yeah, he was kind of a douche in that last season. Yeah, that one was underwhelming. I saw it on Netflix. I was like, and I was like I was sex but I watched it also.
Speaker 3:Be honest with you, all that shit sucks. I mean, the only stuff that's done decently well is the Marvel stuff with the TV Not be found any of the DC stuff But even like low keys to me is low key, and the Scarlet Witch series are actually Legit good series 100%.
Speaker 2:Titans was dope because it was good, hot chicks because two seasons were really good of Titans. Yeah, the. The girl that plays Starfire hot. Minka Kelly played dove hot. The girl that played Donna Troy super hot. Yeah, i was just, and then even this season there's what's her name, the girl that can disappear, the Matt Jinx cute. I was all like. I enjoyed the the casting I was put it that way.
Speaker 3:God.
Speaker 1:That was amazing.
Speaker 3:I enjoyed the casting, enjoyed the casting All right boys.
Speaker 1:what to wrap things up, what are we doing for Canada Day weekend?
Speaker 3:Are we allowed to celebrate Canada Day, or is that still? no, no Joking. I will celebrate Canada Day, probably just chillin at the lake, well, maybe watching some fireworks. Fyi, i celebrate Canada Day anyways, every time.
Speaker 1:Um, but no land acknowledgement at the beginning of it too right.
Speaker 3:Okay, now, we're not getting into that today. That is way too touchy of a subject to get into. But But no, i think you know I'm probably just gonna Get a chill out by the, by the lake, and probably watch Some, uh, some, fireworks. What do you, what are you doing there, mr? Mr Dean, i Am going surfing.
Speaker 2:Already said that Topino Island time Julian, take it away oh.