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Summer is just around the corner and we can't wait to make some unforgettable memories. Join our conversation with the boys as we exchange exciting summer plans. We also dive into our budgeting strategies after attending two bachelor parties and discuss the upcoming Prince George road trip for the Big D
Lastly, let's get nerdy with our Marvel and DC movie discussions! We'll break down the recent film Ant-Man and the Wasp, discussing how Kang was handled, and share our thoughts on Marvel fatigue. Our conversation continues as we tackle the upcoming DC movie, The Flash, and discuss the performances of Jonathan Majors and Ezra Miller. Stick around as we also chat about upcoming films like Guardians of the Galaxy 3, and Spiderverse.
Then we talk who is the hottest cartoon mom ever!
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Speaker 3:It's going on, boys, happy to be back. Missed you, love you. Great to see your faces took an unexpected break, but we're back. We're here and We're gonna talk some fun shit, i'm assuming because that's what you guys always do. I mean, i haven't listened to succession episode because I don't watch the show, but I'm gonna get into it so I can hear that whole breakdown. But good to be back. Miss you, boys. Chapsie da Psy, have you figured out all your technical shit?
Speaker 1:Holy mother of fuck. First thing is welcome back to the show. We love you, we're so happy you're back. I kept filler bustering every episode. Yeah, listen, you're gonna run into technical difficulties, especially when you're. You're all this jack now, as I am 20 pounds down. Exactly. Boys, we started at 260, 240 and now Um, but uh, but yeah, i know it's just been a whirlwind here trying to get everything going. But you know what? Welcome back man. It's yeah, clap, clap, clap, clap. Booty, clap Clap. Jay marant throwing $1 bills.
Speaker 3:No, No, let's not go there. Let's not go there welcome back, man.
Speaker 1:Honestly, we were exactly so pumped up to like just jack to have you. it's been a You know it's. It's wonderful to see you again. So awesome, awesome stuff. Listen, you know what. Since you've been gone the longest, where do you want to go first? You just want to catch up. You want to talk about a pool that I just tried to install for the last three fucking weeks? Do you want to talk about how beautiful the big D and his peepee is like? what do you want? Hey, where do you want to go? I?
Speaker 3:Want to talk about how large and in charge our boy dinner is below the waist. But before we get there, i gots to know chaps, i see it in the face. You're looking good. You're looking healthy. Are you feeling good? Are you getting some extra looks from the L? Wife-O? what's going on with your fitness journey?
Speaker 1:Well, even like if you look at me, like right now, and like this picture like I do, you know, i look pretty good, like I actually Knocked look, yeah, i do look pretty like it's.
Speaker 1:You know it's starting to listen. We, whenever I do everything based like my fitness level. It does sound stupid and Dean's, you may find me, and that's fine, but I base my fitness level on how many push-ups I can do. So like, like, if I can do, if I can do 20 push-ups without stopping and like At the end of it that I'm like, alright, i'm starting to starting to get there. I can knock off like 60 now.
Speaker 1:And when I started this thing, when did I start this? just before the Super Bowl? That sounds about right. Yeah, i could barely do 10. So, like you know, i'm doing a hundred push-ups a day at any point at any time. So, like 2020, 2020 or 60, and then you know Whatever, 30 one time, 10 to finish it like I'm. I'm feeling good. You know I went down to the Mississippi this week and you know I thought I was gonna come back up a couple L L L B's heavier, but I only had Chick-fil-A once, which was good. Um, i didn't eat very much. I actually lost weight when I was down there because I didn't eat very much. So it's been good, man, it's been tough. It's it's tough. It's As I stated when I first started this I fucking hate doing it. I fucking hate it. I hate every second of it, but I just want to.
Speaker 1:I just I don't know. I feel the same, i just look a little bit better. Got a new haircut, went with a fade this time, so Looking good.
Speaker 3:The haircut looks nice though The haircut with, like, the fitness journey and the lack of Chick-fil-A, i mean it's, it's. It's certainly working for you, brother, it's certainly working.
Speaker 1:Chick-fil-A so good. Chick-fil-a is the best fast food and I made Chick-fil-A at home today. That's all I got me the Chick-fil-A sauce at home today. It's so fucking good.
Speaker 3:Never had Chick-fil-A. Dean, are you big Chick-fil-A guy?
Speaker 2:I've only had it once. Me and chaps got it in Scottsdale. We did some of Uber eats one night when We were spending the night at the Airbnb not going out, so we got some Chick-fil-A. It was quite tasty. I think I'd rather have it, i know.
Speaker 2:I think, it was Getting delivered to us. So you know I want that fresh Samuel, but that was only time I've ever had it. Is That, you know, time? So I I've never been to a lot of the, i've never been to in and out. I went to Shake Shack in the Scottsdale Airport on the second time I was there, but I only got a shake. I didn't get a burger. I was not hungry. So these American Superior fast food chains, i still have yet to try pretty much all of them.
Speaker 3:Yeah, i think we're getting the Chick-fil-A Just around the corner from my place. It's supposed to be supposed to be coming, so I guess at that time we'll have to venture into that. For now, to the to the homemade stuff, boys. Football season is almost here. Let me think about it. We got like we just had a crazy draft, i feel like, of our three teams. Chaps's team is in like a real good position And I feel like maybe my absence of talking about football with you boys, it's just made me nostalgic and how we've sort of looked at football, what we can expect for the first time in like Three decades, my team might be consistently shit A rods now in my division, my team just It gets worse and worse as we go, although we have an offensive coordinator that seems to know a little bit about offense. So I mean that might be a good thing for us. But if we're taking the temperature check going into next season, dean, let me start with you. Where are you feeling that your charges are at right now?
Speaker 2:I think they're in good shape. I think, you know I would have liked to see some more offensive line improvements. They got Eric Kendrick to show up the line back in core. Their secondary didn't really need to be changed, i just need what's his nuts back. The guy blew it his knee, jc Jackson.
Speaker 2:But they got another receiver which was needed, kind of a big play threat. Mike Jackson's or Mike Williams, sorry, is kind of the big play threat, but he's not like a, he's like a jump and get it kind of guy They needed like a speed big play guys. So, you know, i think the lineup is pretty solid all the way around And they just got to learn not to choke Like they have the past two years. Two years ago they had a win and end game They lost it And then they had that big lead on Jacksonville and they blew that. So I think it's just a matter of just a matter of kind of taking that next step and the O line will get what's his nuts Rashawn Slater back.
Speaker 2:So I think I think they're in good shape. I think they still need a bit of a line, but they didn't really seem to invest in that They did. They did draft the other guy from Boston college last year and he'll have another year under his belt. So yeah, i'm optimistic. Let's say that they got to obviously compete with the, with the chiefs and the Broncos aren't going to be as bad, i don't think and the Raiders who knows what the Raiders? but the chiefs are there, so they got to kind of have to take them down a peg.
Speaker 3:Chaps, how you feeling about your Seahawks right now.
Speaker 1:First thing is, if I had a dip in my mouth right now, i'd look like Hillbilly, like Hillbilly iced out right now to little dog action, like I would look like a country singer straight out of fucking, straight out of Hillbillyville. No, it's too far away. I don't fucking know. I mean trying cap is like two months away. I don't know. I think they're going to be good. Probably makes playoffs. See what happens after that get hot. You know, i don't know.
Speaker 1:I think it for me like we're in dead season now. This is like dead, dead season. This is when baseball starts taking up a lot of my attention, even though the Joker just lost here tonight. I fully expect them to win two in Miami and then probably another one in Denver and get it done. But this is, this is when sports get slow. This is when you catch up on your TV series. This is when this is, this is when you hit up the pool or, you know, when you start having a life again, because the sports sprint is pretty much over And all you got is a long, long, long baseball season And we love baseball season.
Speaker 1:I may not love me some baseball, don't get me wrong, boy but it definitely is a long season, there's no doubt about it. So I'm looking forward to, you know, get through the summer seeing the big D come up here, maybe go swimming in the Hillbilly Hick above ground pool And just you know, not really thinking too much about Gino Smith passing to to the guy who I will never be able to pronounce his name that they drafted in the first round. They're going to be good, i think. like I said, they'll be playoffs And then we'll we'll see what happens after that. What about you guys? You guys got big summer plans. Like, what are you guys doing this summer? Either in coming up here, big D, what like what's your guys' plan? Anything that actually big D, fuck off your single. You can go. You can go to the ocean anytime you fucking want. You can do whatever the fuck you want whenever you want. You got any big plans, big over what?
Speaker 3:A lot of family stuff. This is like the first time, like the first summer, that, like either my wife or I are not off, and so we have to actually plan some shit out with the kitties. So two of our kids have been daycare. One of them will be school. So we're just doing some local stuff. Probably a vacation of a couple of days, you know, drive up to Montreal, the nation's capital, and then we get some like just local stuff. We'll probably do that. The kids haven't done it. So try to keep it fresh, try to keep it local and try to keep it, you know, fun for the kids.
Speaker 3:It's a little bit more difficult nowadays Just trying to navigate stuff like what they might want to do. They're all at different stages six, four and two or very like different ages and stages, and so we're trying to balance all that. But we'll probably do a lot of time at home Kitty pool. We don't have this grandiose above ground pool that we're, i'm sure we're going to talk about today. But you know, we got the old. You know, fill up the, fill up the little tub, put them in the water, them, splash around, fuck around, have a good time. You know, we'll just fuck around and find out. That's what we'll probably end up doing, dina. What do you do other than going to see the big old chaps?
Speaker 2:Well, i would be remiss to say that, or to not say that or not talk about. I should say that I'm going to go see the DAPS A little little wedding weekend. Wedding of the Argoode Pal seven six. I'm going to stay at the new chaps residence, the one I helped pick out last week, pick out last time. I was there And it's very true.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we're going to have a time.
Speaker 2:We're going to have a time. I got the. I got bought my flight this week Flying back. Chaps is going to drive me up, so we're going to have a little roadie trip. Can't wait to see my three girls and new baby Ari, and my wife. That's included in the three girls And I did that Fucking ass. I'm going to Tofino, which is on Vancouver Island, for a camping trip at the beginning of July, so that's only a two day air And I'll probably have to go see my parents obviously they're on a European trip right now, but they're back in a few weeks.
Speaker 2:I got to drive up to the Okanagan of British Columbia That's about a three hour trek and see them for a few days, and other than that we'll see what happens. I don't know, i might go to my brother in Portugal later this year. So, and I already spent a big chunk of money on two bachelor parties This in the last couple of months. So I'm just kind of playing it by year.
Speaker 3:Portugal, very nice.
Speaker 2:Finish this off with with summer plans.
Speaker 1:I got my headphones working. Yes, yes, i did. What am I doing? I'm dad, has three kids, so I'm doing it. I mean, we're going to go to the waterslide park Because, like I said, like I am turning into a hailbilly, i'm turning into my dad. I can see it in my, my face.
Speaker 1:We went through this couple of episodes where it was a deep episode with the big D and myself. But yeah, we'll probably go up to Vernon, hit up the waterslides. Maybe come down to Coltas Park too, we'll see. Might take the kids down to the van city, let them go to, you know, the zoo, into the aquarium, and, you know, let Brianne spend a couple of hours with the big D, get it, get herself fixed up there and and see my little brother and stuff down there. That's probably what we'll do to be to be serious, maybe catch a baseball game at Safeco you know stuff like that. Hit up the lake a couple of times, down in in the shoe shop. Try to get big D up there too. That would be wicked. And then you have big wedding in July. I think we got in there on. I don't think we're going to that one in August, but hope if my father in law listens to this. I hope your daughter told you by this point breaking news.
Speaker 1:Don't tell mother in law yet. She asked that she's breaking that news. But yeah, you know, just kind of chill. The babies were in a weird spot.
Speaker 3:Speaking of being in a weird spot. Yeah, i think a weird spot.
Speaker 2:Chaps has left the building, So uh, hilarious.
Speaker 3:We're in a weird spot.
Speaker 2:He's been less than our nuggets all day. We're out.
Speaker 3:Oh, interesting, very, very interesting. Well, i think maybe the father-in-law cut off the internet bill He heard somehow found out that he's not coming and it has completely shut it out. All right, let's, let's dive into what chaps kind of alluded to a little bit earlier. The fuck in Miami heat, get it done on the road in Denver, which is like a place they'd like, just haven't lost. Surprising, dean, that they took one in Denver this early.
Speaker 2:If you watch the game it is a bit surprising. Obviously, miami got off to a good. I think they got off to a double digit lead relatively early. Denver started off slow but then Denver was up by like 15 points And at that point you're like, okay, it's kind of done. Now. Yo Kitch was taken over.
Speaker 2:You know some of the role players Christian Brown, they were doing some some good things. Jamal Murray doing his thing, you know, michael Porter Jr was pretty much invisible the whole time but it looked like they were going to take it pretty easily. And then our guy Dunk Robinson came in and scored like 10 straight points in the fourth and you know, out of bio has been solid both games. So yeah, i am surprised. Long story short, i thought they're going to take it. It looked like they were going to take it. Chaps is back and but yeah it is. It is quite a. You know Miami is good man And you know what. You know what I was. I was watching game one. I'm like why aren't they playing f in Kevin? Why aren't they playing Kevin?
Speaker 2:Go Kevlove and then they started Kevin today and Kevin was doing some good things. He hit a few threes is padded outlet passes that span like 90 feet. And Kevin I was telling you Kevin is a game changer, bro Why I don't know why they didn't play Kevin, especially when they're doing so crappy last games like throw Kevin in the game.
Speaker 1:I mean we need to talk about Kevin.
Speaker 2:There's so many Kevin's in my life right now. There's the two Kevin's on the Blue Jays. There's Kevin love.
Speaker 3:And the two.
Speaker 2:Kevin's are the only reason they're not under 500 right now. So yeah, and in long story short, kevin, kevin what's?
Speaker 3:what's the most iconic Kevin line that you can think of? I think like there's only one answer to this.
Speaker 2:Kevin, what did you do to my room?
Speaker 3:It's got to be the initial mom screaming Kevin's name in Home Alone, right Like it's got to be the most iconic one.
Speaker 1:I can't even think of anything like with like with Kevin is the main actor other than we need to talk about Kevin, like that's the only. That's literally the only thing I can think about.
Speaker 3:Home Alone.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but I don't like. You guys are a lot more marks for Home Alone than me. I like I'm not I'm not saying it's not like a Christmas class or anything like that, but I probably only seen that movie like twice maybe. Like I'm not, like I don't need to watch every Christmas shit.
Speaker 2:I watch it twice per Christmas.
Speaker 1:I can't do it on.
Speaker 3:Christmas twice.
Speaker 1:I'm not saying, that's not there, i'm not saying I'm not a fan of Chris, of that, of that movie. I'm just saying I do you hate.
Speaker 3:No, you basically just said you hate Home Alone. It sucks.
Speaker 2:And you shit on the counter And you hate Christmas.
Speaker 1:You hate Christmas? I do. I do hate Christmas 100 percent. It's the fucking worst holiday. Oh, let's spend like $4000 on shit that we don't fucking need, that no one will have in six months. Yeah, sounds good guys, let's do it. Fuck that shit. I like Thanksgiving better. Big, big, big food. Yeah, well, not just the food, just hang with your family, just chill, no pressure. Like you know, have a good time. I got you. I feel you.
Speaker 3:So, chaps, i obviously heavily invested in the NBA finals. Did you think that the heat we're going to take one in Denver this early? Yeah, i did.
Speaker 1:I thought it'd be game one, though, so that's why I'm a little bit shocked that it was game two.
Speaker 1:To be honest, i thought it'd be game one. Big layoff for the nuggets. Denver comes in and smashes them, like I thought it could be a 20 point game, game one. And then I watched it. I watched like the first five minutes. I'm like, oh, i'm wrong. And and this game, you know this is going to hurt the nuggets a little bit now because you know, come back early, get a lead to 11 or 12 point lead at one point and to lose I mean that's a we'll see what happens Long series still, you know, by the time that this airs will be could be three, one or two, will be two, one for sure for somebody. What is this airing Wednesday?
Speaker 2:So So the next game is up to Wednesday dog Always.
Speaker 1:Outlaw between games.
Speaker 3:Yeah, both of the both of the championships are spaced out.
Speaker 1:Then it's always an edge. It was every other day.
Speaker 3:They will be, though No, they'll be spaced out. Yeah, it's weird, weird time of year where you got to just like space things out for whatever reason.
Speaker 1:Either way, i think. I think it'll be, it'll be quick, I think it'll still be five, six games series And if it's a six game series, it might be Denver up three. One can't close it at home, have to go to Miami close it, like there'll be something like that.
Speaker 3:There's such a bad road team, though. That's the crazy thing, like, don't don't get the Lakers wins confused with how bad this team was on the road. Not a very good routine, incredible home team. So to me this was surprising. I didn't think that they were going to lose one of the first two at home. Despite the long layoff, this team was just so efficient at home Mile high, like just the altitude as well, like a huge, huge factor.
Speaker 3:I thought this would be going to back to Miami steal one of Miami close out game five. I don't know, considering Jimmy has not played worth a damn in the first two games, it's a little bit surprising because he's going to be due for like a 40 point banger And you know that that's going to be a game that he's likely keeping his team in. I don't know. I think Miami may have just you know, changed a whole lot of things. I think Denver was minus 500 to win the series before game one started. Pretty sure that went up to like minus, like either 750 or minus like a thousand after game one. I'm very interested to see how this plays out in the gambling world as of, you know, monday morning, cause I think there's going to be a lot of things that change in. Factoring in how bad Denver is on the road, it's going to be a big thing. Are either of you boys sprinkling on either one of the championships?
Speaker 2:Nope, I bet on the blue Jays twice this weekend. I won twice and I will. I will take that money and double it down, You know.
Speaker 1:No, no, laying off it wasn't good enough odds to get what I wanted And you know I saved my gambling. Most of my gambling is football season or late baseball season when teams are making runs. I find baseball easy to bet, like you know, from July and or late July, all of August, that's the best months that the bet for baseball, because when the good teams are really paddin, there they're, they're divisions away. So, yeah, no, i'm probably just scoping every now and then I'll be on. I'll throw a little on baseball, but don't? I threw a little bit on basketball actually when the problem was still in it, just points and rebounds and shit like that, but not really man too busy watching, you know Ant-Man and shit like that.
Speaker 1:It's the worst fucking it's so bad man, It's so fucking bad boys, You can't defend it. Like whatever the fuck his name is, the yellow modoc modoc Like how does that make a movie, how does that make it into a fucking billion dollar fucking franchise.
Speaker 3:Just tell me how someone looked at that.
Speaker 1:Just hold on Before you say anything. Julie, i know you want to rip me apart. Somebody looked at that thing on the screen that was like yo tight, roll it, like that's what happened. They okayed that, Like how and like what's his name? the Time Lord guy or whatever the fuck his name is.
Speaker 3:Kang.
Speaker 1:Yeah, let's just like that blue suit thing. It just looks like this is like fucking the fifth element, or like some Arnold Schwarzenegger movie from back in the like the 80s. It looked so fucking bad. Last thing to let's make this big bad guy that's so unbeatable.
Speaker 3:He's unbeatable. You can't beat this guy.
Speaker 1:Okay, you know what we'll put the worst Avenger on him kills him. First movie See, i get there's thousands and thousands of other of them.
Speaker 3:I fucking get it, but like he's supposed to be unbeatable, where it's supposed to take all the Avengers to beat him.
Speaker 1:And this guy's killed thousands of Avengers, thousands of them. Motherfucker got beat by Ant-Man by literal ants.
Speaker 3:Ants came bigger and beat this fuck guy.
Speaker 2:And the wasp. Bro, don't forget what the wasp does He's even worse than that man.
Speaker 1:This is one of the worst superhero movies ever fucking made. And you cannot. that's, it's up to a cat woman. for me It is that bad. It is so bad Like so bad.
Speaker 3:Shadow of Halle Berry.
Speaker 1:Paul Rudd's funny Paul Rudd is good. I did enjoy me some Paul Rudd, but it's bad. It's fucking terrible. And then you got Bill Murray in it. Oh, here's Bill Murray, like that's just distracting the fucking movie Terrible. Do not watch it, piece of garbage.
Speaker 3:Awful, just awful. Okay, well, i mean welcome back. I was with you to start because I believe that Modoc stuff was was terribly done, but like I'm not with you on most of what you said outside of and I can I can appreciate what you're saying from someone with like tunnel vision, watching this movie as like a singular one off. I'm with you But like I'm a little bit more of a nerd. So the backstory to how all of this sort of is inspired and where this is going leaves me optimistic And I don't want to like fully break down like why Kang was so bad in this movie, because it's all about time and like his main thing is having access to time and being able to control time is where he actually gets his powers from.
Speaker 3:Being locked in the quantum realm takes that away. So he is not the strong guy that we are expecting And we'll see, because if you think he's dead, well you got another thing coming because Marvel, we just resurrect people from the past And realistically, that's what's going to happen in this doesn't matter, i got beat by Ant-Man.
Speaker 1:It's not like you can go fucking beat any of the other Avengers. I mean, like he's fucking here.
Speaker 3:Yeah, i mean, give me, give me, give me the two Kang movies that are coming up, and I mean I made big to differ because you're going to see a different version. The most, the scariest part for me, outside of like how poorly this movie is done and how you know it sort of missed the mark on what they were expecting it to do, is more of like what do you do with this guy who literally like set the world on fire in Creed 3 and in Ant-Man, had two, like two roles that were like supposed to catapult him into like sort of super stardom And then, like in like three months time, has been completely like erased off the face of the earth because of allegations of all sorts of things that everyone could sort of imagine. And we were sort of like we're in this world. We're like Jonathan Majors I'm going to say his name until we can't say his name. Jonathan Majors is like an Ezra Miller type. The only difference is the Flash movie has gotten so many reviews of like positivity that they can't possibly shoehorn Ezra Miller out. And we've talked about this for like I feel like years at this point about how bad of a person Ezra Miller is and what the Flash should do and WB, yada, yada yada. But like money talks, bullshit walks. Ezra Miller is going to be the star of this movie. It's going to get marketed the shit out of it And if they don't keep him, it just goes to show you of like sort of where we're at.
Speaker 3:Because I think Jonathan Majors is going to get recast it And I think it's probably because a lot of people didn't like his performance in Ant-Man and they can justifiably move on from him based on how the story goes. But there is zero percent chance Ezra Miller was ever getting removed from the Flash. He won't. He'll be celebrated even if he doesn't continue on, and that movie will make billions and billions of dollars. It's being touted as one of the, if not one of the greatest comic book movie that has ever been made so far. Like that, that's what's coming out of this. I think we're just in a weird position. I get your hate for Ant-Man. We'll celebrate the Flash when it comes out. Seeing some trailers Looks pretty dope, not going to lie, but just I think Marvel, i think Marvel's done a little bit of trouble And it's not just like the superhero overload of movies, i just think like their content's just not as good as it once was, and I think that's a major problem for them.
Speaker 2:Yeah, i'm kind of I was talking to Julie about this earlier I'm a bit, i think I got some fatigue, some Marvel fatigue. Like I saw Guardians 3 last week or the week before, i don't know, and like I was talking to one guy I worked with like Oh my God, it was so good. Like I'm like okay, it was good, but I've pretty much seen the movie before, kind of you know, and like out of all the Guardians of the Galaxy, i'd probably say was the worst one. And you know, based on my intertron websites with with scoring these, it is the worst one. You know it's fine, but it's just like okay, okay, like what's going to happen, cool. Like you know, this one has a bit of a like it's called the Rocket backstory. It's pretty much like he's the main character in this one.
Speaker 2:And there are some emotional parts and whatnot, and I'm still going to see the movies but, like I don't know, i just don't get like jazzed up for them like I used to. There are some that I don't see in theaters now. You know Shazam 2, i watched it when it came on Crave the other day. Across the Spiderverse is supposed to be like awesome That's incredible.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's been reviewed superbly, So I'm going to catch that. But, like it's all of those things now I'm like I have to see this movie, like I'm going to see Flash in theaters 100%. It's got Michael Keaton in it. Come on, who are we kidding here? I'm going to be there with a Keaton size boner And but yeah, it's just. It's just like every month there's two more and two more and new, more and two more, and then like kind of at the end of the summer, that's when all like the shows are dropping And I'm going to watch them all.
Speaker 2:Don't get me wrong, i'm not boycotting this in any way, shape or form, but it's just becoming a lot And it just seems like you know there and the thing about it, there's like these, there are storylines for infinity amount of time, pretty much They like there's so many comic books and so many spinoffs and so many universes, like they could make content for a while. But it just seems like they're more concerned about churning out these movies that are going to make at least a half a bill even for like lower end ones, rather than making them very good, right? So it's like Ant-Man wasn't that good. There was more that have him in that door. The last door was not good at all.
Speaker 1:Unwatchable.
Speaker 2:Not good at all. Like it's just one of those things. The guys in the galaxy was good, yes, but was it like awesome? No, was it good as the first one? Absolutely not. So yeah, it's, it's just getting to the point. So, like, do I have to really go to spend like 50 bucks at the theater every time all these movies goes out?
Speaker 1:Not but that's the whole thing. That's why, like, you start and get into this succession and and shit like that, because you're getting sick of all this. like succession is about billionaires that we can't relate anything to at all And we were enthralled by it, which I want to talk about, that anything. So ending has me also pissed off, but but it was awesome, it was perfect ending for that series. It just it leaves you pissed. You guys finished head lasso, by the way, never started.
Speaker 3:Haven't started season three.
Speaker 1:All right, i'll shut the fuck up. But yeah, i just think we're done with Super Omaries. Like I'm so sick of them I will go see the flash. But more specifically sick of Marvel movies, because they're all the fucking exact same, same arc, everything's the same. And getting back to Jonathan majors, the harder they fall, still don't movie. He overacted the fuck in this movie, like it was just a little bit off than how he should have been, compared to. Like the low key series where I know it's a different guy, i get that, but like you said one episode.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but it was the exact opposite. Like it just. It was just, it was just a weird transition version brother And I get.
Speaker 1:I get that, but I think that they've. It'll be interesting to see how they like I don't know how, i don't know how safe. Probably it's only an asshole. I don't think he's as good as of actors Everyone thinks he is. I think he's had some like really really good roles in good movies, but like I don't think he can carry a franchise. Josh Brolin is underrated. He's a great fucking actor. That's why part of the reason why Thanos was so good I didn't see Thanos ever lose once, other than until the very, very fucking end, and that is a huge thing.
Speaker 1:It's like wrestling. You build up Roman Reigns for a year and a half. Guess what? who beats that motherfucker is going to be the top of the top of the top. I'm not just like Brock Lesnar, like, like, if you want to relate it someone the Tampa Bay Lightning, when you beat that team like it's a big fucking deal and Because you never see them lose, and then you get then, like I said, literally the worst Avenger beats the the baddest guy, so I think that's gonna kill him. By the way, that movie only made four hundred twenty five million dollars in the box office. It fuck. And that probably did not make back its marketing campaign or budget. It probably lost money in the end in the box office. Not total, but Dreamers okay.
Speaker 2:What's that? Well, that's only us box office to read.
Speaker 1:It's not solve it on Wikipedia's all of it. Yeah, wikipedia is the whole thing, hundred percent, but It is, go look at it. By the way, what's your look for? have you guys seen that? Oh, i have not.
Speaker 3:Oh my god listen, what, how, how are you gonna get on us for Not seeing movies when you're like listen, i got three kids, i can't get it to do anything for like the summer and you're out here just watching movies all the time. I'm fly, i fly.
Speaker 1:Right like.
Speaker 3:I'll be the last movie I saw. I actually took my daughter to see Super Mario in theaters. You fucking love it fell asleep, but she loved it like it was. I thought it was phenomenal In every piece.
Speaker 1:Everyone's like Chris Pratt's ass for the for the voice. Guess what? no one bitch to build the voice after they fucking saw the movie.
Speaker 3:No, I gave a fuck, especially because they brought in the original Mario voice for his uncle in the movie, which I fucking loved, and then they had like everything from Smash Bros to Mario Kart, super Mario to Super Mario 2, like they had everything. It was a great fucking movie and it was made for kids. You didn't need to be like know the history of Mario to appreciate it, which I fucking loved. It was dope and Peach's is a banger. I don't care what anybody says. Wow, great, great song. Oh the song not trying to bang cartoon characters. Top of the list.
Speaker 1:Top of the fucking list is lowest driven because you know that that mother, that she is into some Hanky.
Speaker 3:Like I feel like Marge Simpson, mike found herself in some trouble.
Speaker 2:It's Francine Smith.
Speaker 1:Yeah, francine's up there too, 100%. What was the broken future Rama.
Speaker 3:The one I changed La When I three. I can't remember what. I know what I? yeah, well it's. She looks like she can handle herself quite well.
Speaker 1:So we're, so we're ranking this and like I'm going all in and I say lowest Griffin, you're playing Francine. Big D, that's who you're playing. Yeah, i'm playing Francine and you're playing Marge fucking No, i listen.
Speaker 3:I mean, i think lowest is like.
Speaker 1:I think lowest is like.
Speaker 3:I think lowest is the standard. I'm just saying don't sleep on March. It's the quiet ones You got to watch out for the most man.
Speaker 2:Mmm-hmm.
Speaker 3:Back. I love this.
Speaker 1:Jessica Rabbit, right Jessica.
Speaker 3:That's two on the note. Oh, because she's like a, like a, she's sexualized as it is. You know what I mean. Like, i feel, like fine, That's what we're talking about right now. Yeah, but we're talking about like housewives who are just like sneaky freaky.
Speaker 1:Sneaky, freaky, okay, i mean yeah, andy's mom Definite freak, she's buying her son from toy story from toy story that she's buying her son toys. They buzz and woody. Like we know that she's just going into the top drawer and that's how she's getting motivated to find these fucking things, like she is a.
Speaker 3:Freaky, oh my lord, that's.
Speaker 2:that's a take, that's a take, right there, that's or, or let me throw something in in the mix for you, fellas Alastor girl, oh, Oh yes, oh yeah, she's got that.
Speaker 3:I thought about her.
Speaker 2:But donk-a-donk Yeah.
Speaker 1:She is some special That wins Because you know, like you know, it's going to have to fly. It's going to be. It's going to be intense. You better be Mr Incredible, though, or you ain't going to be back. I mean, like you ain't. You can't be Frozo Or you can't be the. You can't be any of those guys. You got to be Mr Incredible or you ain't getting to smack it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's tough. That's a tough one to be. That's a great call there either, Yeah.
Speaker 2:It hit me like a bolt of lightning.
Speaker 1:I've seen it in your eyes, something like when people, people obviously don't know when we record this, like we're looking each other, pure right, and I could see it in.
Speaker 3:Dean's eyes. He's like I started to twinkle.
Speaker 1:I'm like, oh, he's got some here, he's got some good, he's got some good Boom. Elastic girl.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's, that's. That's a great one. I think we're going to.
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Speaker 3:Oh, look at that, just seamless chaps. You're just, you're just a stud. Speaking of studs, i want to transition to something you kind of brought up. You referenced the WWE. How balls deep are you? and what's going on right now with the falling apart of the bloodline?
Speaker 1:I keep track on Twitter and I and I and I and I show up if I know Roman Reigns is coming. I'm like, all right, something big about to happen, so I will. I will tune in. not as bad as I, not into it as as much as it was before WrestleMania, but yeah, i still make sure after every rise to watch up and down, ups and downs with Simon Cowell or something.
Speaker 1:I'm I'm, i'm, whatever his name is on on YouTube, So I saw I, I watch everything for it, Just not sometimes not the episodes themselves. But listen, I've said from start it's Emmy worthy Like it's legitimate Emmy worthy, that storyline and just getting better and better and better. Everyone says he's going to get worse. After Sam Zaynilas He got better Again. Roman Reigns is whoever beats him. It's going to be a huge fucking deal. Like that's what that's all about. Building these storylines. Yes, it's the drive people to watch it, but it's about getting over that line. And then when you, whoever wins the, the saga is over, over and, like Cody Rhodes, if he's the one it's going to be, it was everyone who's going to have egg on their face. You say you shouldn't have lost at wrestling and they should have won, because he is going to be fucking the biggest, maybe the biggest superstar we've seen since stone cold in his like prime. That's the type of superstar that that's going to make. So, yeah, I'm still into it, but not as invested as it was before wrestling Partly.
Speaker 3:Do you know, are you catching any any wrestling these days?
Speaker 2:No, absolutely not.
Speaker 3:You got to get into it, man, because right now, chaps is right, it is fucking awesome. I've been like balls deep in the bloodline for the last like couple of weeks and just seeing them finally turn on Roman has been incredible. Like it's just like if you're a fan of wrestling right now, like you're getting your rocks off every single night Raw, smackdown, nxt, like they're just bringing the heat and it's great. And even if you're an AEW fan, like what's his name? MJF or whatever he's fucking killing it over at that company as well. Like, yeah, we are in a I don't want to say golden age of wrestling, because I still think it's really hard to beat the Monday night wars. But like this is, this is some great a stuff that ain't missing too often. I don't know, i thought maybe after the, after Vince sold the company, what this might turn into, and you know it might still change over the next year or so, but wrestling It's some tough shit right now.
Speaker 2:Stop real wrestling.
Speaker 1:You love South Park, i do.
Speaker 3:Oh man.
Speaker 1:Those guys, they do like episodes, like weekly right, like when they, when they like, they create and produce and animate that show in under a week. It's like one of the craziest, it's like one because they don't want to make a new episode until they learn, like, of the previous weeks of events or whatever. So I think that's to me, that is, i don't know why we don't talk about those guys more And, by the way, they're billionaires now, which is also fucking crazy.
Speaker 3:But geniuses.
Speaker 2:Yes, baseball.
Speaker 3:Greatest sport ever, that never made it.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:But they like they made older money off of a book of Mormon and off of South Park And it's just crazy If you don't know anything about looking to their schedule, it's like new episode comes out, okay, we get one day off, and then they got to animate film. Do all the voiceover work in under a week. It's fucking absurd.
Speaker 3:You got to think that like they've got it down to like such a science now that it's like it's just like it's not like. We obviously appreciate how amazing that is as far as being able to put together a schedule and to know you have to bang all this stuff out. For them It's just kind of like all right, this is what we do now, like bang, bang, bang. And I think they've had a few times where, like they were affected by some shit whether it was like some network controversy, where they had to like shut down for a little. There was something that was going on with South Park, but like not recently, it was like early and they overcame that and just like got even better with what their stuff is. So I mean between them and I got to give flowers to Seth McFarland who, fucking genius for family guy, some of the greatest, most creative people in our you know, cartoon space, especially like adult cartoons Fucking love it, absolutely love it.
Speaker 2:I do, i do, i do, but we're running low on time. Julian, i don't know if you know us, but me and Chapsie have usually cut this down to a crispy 45, crispy 50. So before we get going, chapsie, tell me what you think of that succession. finale spoiler alert, spoiler. Spoiler alert, spoiler. Oh man, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Good to be quick.
Speaker 1:Okay. So, in all seriousness, best ending to a TV series I've ever seen in my life. As far as start to finish, the episode was amazing. The whole TV series is I'm going to call it right now the best TV series I've ever watched in my life. I think it's Baron Sopranos. Can't believe I said that Did the ending piss me off? Yeah, yeah, i mean I don't want to see Shiv win. I think that's fucking bullshit. Like honestly, it pissed me off so much because Kendall won again and he and he did everything right this time. He followed the rules, didn't do drugs, he like had this amazing character arc and he gets fucked over by his sister. Absolutely. I fucking love the ending by hate it. But you're supposed to hate it and that's kind of the point. What do you think?
Speaker 2:Now Tommy Wamsgams CEO, and I thought I'm happy they kept on Greg the leg hush. Yeah, after the little slapping fight in the bathroom, greg's a little piece of shit too, though.
Speaker 1:The thing is he remember when Tom said just let the wine let it like, let it age, then use it when it's right. He didn't use that information at the right time because he probably could have got a whole lot more from Madsen knowing that. so Yeah.
Speaker 2:But yeah, it was interesting just to see how she turned and kind of kind of, i want to say, submitted to Tom being the power figure in their relationship and it was kind of like a flippity flip because she was always kind of the large and in charge one and now Tom's it and she's kind of, i think, reserved herself for being like the wife and mother now, kind of thing you know, i'm saying, she became her mom, Yeah, she became her mom.
Speaker 1:She'd be unhappy, married to a CEO.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so it was. it was interesting that she just kind of like took that turn, knowing that she kind of I don't know, maybe took the easy way out, so to speak, instead of, like, you know, running this multi or having a huge part of running this like multi billion dollar corporation whilst pregnant you know you have what you have with that, you know, with maternal leave and stuff like that and just kind of said, all right, you can, you can be the big dog now kind of thing, which is, you know, not, not the character, because she was like a strong, independent woman and yeah, and then at the end, like you, obviously you don't know what happens after the fact, but it just kind of seems that she If you want to find out what happens after, the creator wrote a great article of what he thinks happens the characters after the show gets done.
Speaker 2:It's absolutely it's worth She become the wife and mother kind of thing.
Speaker 1:yeah, yeah, with the option of always going back in, because that's why she did it is to maintain some power instead of none. Technically, the family still takes over and she just despised Kendall. Kendall might kill himself. That was kind of the they filmed in our scene where Kendall was jumping off a bridge into the water and the guy was coming to grab him and it cuts to black. Roman's just going to be a fuck boy the rest of his life and that's yeah, roman.
Speaker 2:He's having that drink and he had that little smirk where you knew that he was just relieved that it was all over and that he can just enjoy his billions of dollars the rest of his life and not have to really worry about anything. So yeah, it was interesting, he was interesting, i didn't see it coming and we'll go from there. Yeah, julian, back buddy. It was a great, great ending totally agree, totally pretty much aliens came and took over the planet, so all of it became moot everyone's getting pregnant, everyone's having babies.
Speaker 3:Love, love, love, alright, either of you guys, in billions, by the way.
Speaker 1:Just when the guy gets pissed on First, like two seconds, someone got pissed on them. I don't know about this.
Speaker 3:This is a little fucked up. I was gonna see if it's comparable to succession, but that's on my it is.
Speaker 1:There's been kind of like that in succession the first couple episodes, guy jacked off the window and then he was very odd, like graphically clean it up.
Speaker 3:Is it like as graphic as the boys and the guy flies through the penis hole.
Speaker 1:It looks more real, like the gizm looks real, i mean like it looks like he gizmed all over that and like he's cleaning up with a cloth, and you're like an episode or maybe two episodes in and you're like, oh, we're just in this.
Speaker 3:Gizm straight. Because of the like realistic gizm, i might just have to start watching episode one tonight.
Speaker 1:I'm just joking, but Alright, i'm not Big oak and this. Thank you very much for listening, guys. I'll send it down to the big D to say.
Speaker 2:It's been a slice. Julian, glad to have you back and, yeah, let's do this shit. Fellas, i love you guys. Let's chat soon.
Speaker 3:Glad to be back. Be a friend. Telefriend episodes been downloaded like crazy. If this one doesn't do well with, at least we know what the problem was and then we'll have to readjust, but happy to be back. Love you boys, miss you boys and yeah, take care everyone, be safe out there.
Speaker 2:Peace Baby. I woke up this morning.
Speaker 1:Just to see your face. And I said to myself.
Speaker 2:I have to press it.