Welcome back to the fold, podcasters! After a short break, we've returned, charged up and ready to tackle everything from the 49ers and Chiefs Super Bowl showdown to the latest and greatest in movie trailers set to steal the spotlight during the big game. Ever wondered if your Super Bowl predictions could leave you with a hot sauce-coated beard or dolled up in full makeup? Tune in for a laugh as we reveal the wacky bets that are heating up our studio. Plus, we've got a front-row seat to the cinematic hype train, with our eyes locked on "A Quiet Place: Day One" and "Dune 2" trailers that promise to be game-changers.
Strap in for a wild ride through the latest in film and entertainment, where 'Deadpool 3' is gearing up to carve its irreverent mark on the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Ryan Reynolds is bringing the laughs, and we're bringing the analysis. Can 'Twisters 2' whip up a cult following like Sharknado, or will it fizzle out? Hold onto your hats as we discuss the films that leave us laughing for all the wrong reasons. Remember, we're just like you, wrestling with the idea of WWE’s Netflix collaboration and debating whether the blue card in soccer is a yellow card's cooler cousin or just an unnecessary addition to the beautiful game.
Our candid chat about a surprise podcast recognition moment reminds us why we're here – to share, connect, and revel in the joys of pop culture together. So, as weget back into the fold,, we're sending a universe-sized thank you for being part of our podcast family. Remember, every download, every listen, every laugh means the world. Until next time, keep those headphones close, and let’s go!
Welcome back to the fold, podcasters! After a short break, we've returned, charged up and ready to tackle everything from the 49ers and Chiefs Super Bowl showdown to the latest and greatest in movie trailers set to steal the spotlight during the big game. Ever wondered if your Super Bowl predictions could leave you with a hot sauce-coated beard or dolled up in full makeup? Tune in for a laugh as we reveal the wacky bets that are heating up our studio. Plus, we've got a front-row seat to the cinematic hype train, with our eyes locked on "A Quiet Place: Day One" and "Dune 2" trailers that promise to be game-changers.
Strap in for a wild ride through the latest in film and entertainment, where 'Deadpool 3' is gearing up to carve its irreverent mark on the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Ryan Reynolds is bringing the laughs, and we're bringing the analysis. Can 'Twisters 2' whip up a cult following like Sharknado, or will it fizzle out? Hold onto your hats as we discuss the films that leave us laughing for all the wrong reasons. Remember, we're just like you, wrestling with the idea of WWE’s Netflix collaboration and debating whether the blue card in soccer is a yellow card's cooler cousin or just an unnecessary addition to the beautiful game.
Our candid chat about a surprise podcast recognition moment reminds us why we're here – to share, connect, and revel in the joys of pop culture together. So, as weget back into the fold,, we're sending a universe-sized thank you for being part of our podcast family. Remember, every download, every listen, every laugh means the world. Until next time, keep those headphones close, and let’s go!
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Speaker 2:Shoot the poop Like your wiener.
Speaker 3:Oh, let me just get that right in the uh, the old camera shot.
Speaker 1:That's my thought. I'm sipping on some red wine. Primary use for Bitcoin is to get more money.
Speaker 2:Oh man, the Kuub bar, yeah, I'm into that. Hello, this fucking ball hardly like.
Speaker 3:I cannot start this at ease, and can I risk it?
Speaker 2:That's how I go to the bathroom and I'm gonna tip the test. This is exactly how they're running, or whatever it is, oh god, what it do, baby.
Speaker 1:Well, I mean she's been, I think, 10, no more than that, probably 15, 16 weeks, since we've done this as a crew. But welcome back to the no instructions needed podcast. It is your boy, papsy, chapsy, Wappy, and, yes, I am doing this. So it is back. I have an edible right now in my mouth. I'm going to drink it, so I'm sending it down to the West Coast, big D, how you doing.
Speaker 2:Anyone else not hear the music for the intro, or was it just like everyone talking?
Speaker 3:No, okay.
Speaker 2:Maybe it's just me. I'm good, I'm excited to get back on track with the boys. Obviously, it's been a hot minute. I think Chaps and I did one what. A couple months ago. And then, yeah, life gets in the way. But you know here, here, now we're back for how long, who the F knows. But we're going to. We're going to do it while we still can and apparently we got some fans in this world who want us to make some more episodes. So, Julian, I haven't seen your hot face in a while. How the hell are you?
Speaker 3:I'm not going to lie, I got. I got certain chills and the feels were going when that intro was playing. Just remember in how much I fucking love and miss you boys and I'm just glad we're able to do this. I'm glad that the stars have aligned and that Chaps is getting fucking recognized in an airport For the podcast, not because of the major resemblances he has to two, either athletes or superstars. So let's get into that, chapsie, dapsie, papsie, how you feeling, how you live in, and let's talk about how you're getting recognized for the podcast. That it was on a little bit of a hiatus.
Speaker 1:All right, so let's just wind this back a little bit. So roughly, I'd say, about two weeks ago or something like that, big O reached out and said hey, we should get this podcast backfiring. And I was down in the United States at the time, or on my way down to the States and on my way home on Friday from Atlanta. I'm in the airport and I'm riding this, the subway from from a terminal to T terminal and just at like I think it was C terminal, this guy comes up to me, is like hey, how's it going, man, do you have a YouTube channel? And I'm like this, this type of shit happens to me all the time. Right, like I get recognized as as Kevin Pilar that used to play for the Blue Jays, braves and every other team in the MLB. By the time it was done, I get recognized as like Mac Miller. Actually, I just got recognized as Mac Miller, like three or four months ago in Nashville. I told this. This guy was staring at me Like oh man, no, mac Miller is dead, but I thought you were his ghost. I'm like no, he's fucking dead as shit, I'm just me. Uh, but nice to meet you, bro. Uh, uh, blue Sly Park man, um, but uh, but so, so. So this shit happens on a regular basis. I've signed Kevin Pilar. If you ever list this would, you never will. I've signed your autograph like 400 fucking times. Man, like I have broken a lot of people's dreams because they thought they met the fat Kevin Pilar, but but so anyway.
Speaker 1:So I'm in this airport and this guy can you know? I'm like do you have a YouTube channel? I'm like, uh, yeah, actually we do. Yeah, no, I, yeah, I do have a YouTube channel. He's like are you from no instructions needed podcast? And my heart like everything stopped in my body. I'm like, are you fucking kidding me, like this little stupid fucking podcast that we haven't done in like 15, 16 weeks? And this guy just asks me straight up hey, are you from, are you chaps from the no instructions needed podcast? And I looked at him and I'm like, yeah, yeah, that's me, that's, I am the dappsy papsy. He's like why are you guys putting out new episodes? I'm like, oh, just life. And he's like, okay, cool man, they walked away. I'm like I wish if I could have that moment back.
Speaker 3:I'd be like take a fucking picture with me Like this is the coolest thing that's ever fucking happened to me. I'm being noticed as myself.
Speaker 1:It was I just was so fucking happy at that moment and like it happened so quick, like I don't know if he got nervous. Like like when you meet me in person, everyone obviously knows like I'm six, four, two, 25. Now I've held it, boys by the way.
Speaker 1:So I'm a big guy, like I get it, I can be intimidating looking. I probably had a dip in my mouth or something too. So, like, like, I fully understand that like the guy run away, but it was the most weird experience. It was out of body and it was like everything. Just the stars align to this cool moment where I'm like all right, you know what, we should get this back here. So that's kind of that's in a nutshell. This guy is definitely listening to this fucking, this episode right now. So whatever your name is, man wicked You're probably the reason why we started this again. So comment on something so we can figure out who the fuck you are too. So maybe even send you some swag, I'll figure it out. But thank you very much, swag.
Speaker 3:So so Chaps tells us this story right Like in the chat. He's like, hey, like you won't fucking believe what happened and I mean, I don't have reservations but I'm like that's kind of wild. But what Chaps failed to tell us is that someone recognized him from the YouTube channel, which is like even crazier than the snuffles that we put out there, or the voice or whatever. But any recognize from Dean's favorite segment on our YouTube channel probably Chaps attacks is wildest scenarios to all of this. So, whoever you are, thank you. You, you saved us, you saved the podcast. We're bringing it live to you because you, you know, you made Chaps's day, you made our day and made my fucking life, not my fucking day.
Speaker 1:He made my fucking life.
Speaker 3:You're married, you got a couple of kids, so you might want to walk that bullshit.
Speaker 1:This was awesome. Though I'm just joking, I'm gonna calm down.
Speaker 3:Okay, we can't piss Bree off like immediately after starting the podcast up 16 weeks later. So let's ease into that.
Speaker 1:She didn't have to.
Speaker 3:The timing is perfect because it would not be the no instructions in the podcast if we did not dive into one of the greatest spectacles that we get to celebrate every single year around this time, and that's super bowl. Chaps is over for like life at this point. Dean, I think, is like one and one for three, so he's batting a little bit better than Chapsy. But if we're going to dive right into it, we're going to get right into the, the old swing of things. Super bowls upon us. By the time this episode airs, we will have known who ones who won. But boys, what are we thinking? A huge NFL season just passed. Does Taylor Swift save the NFL, according to all the Swifties? What are we thinking? Going into Super Bowl Sunday, who's bringing home the title? Is it a dynasty truly finally taken form, or does Kyle Shanahan finally win the big one?
Speaker 2:Fapsy. Well, you do the eye.
Speaker 1:Kansas City is going to destroy them. This is because I'm a Seahawk fan. I get it, but like the pumpkin, the fucking cart is going to turn back in the pumpkin. The donkey or the horse is going to turn back into the donkey or mice or whatever that happens in the rally, like, like, brockford is going to fucking suck. It's going to be not even close. It's going to be like 2813 or something like that for the Kansas City Chiefs. And then, you know, brittany Mahomes is going to throw champagne over everybody because that's what type of person. She is, just terrible person. But but yeah, that's what. That's what's going to happen. It's not going to be good.
Speaker 1:Now, serious Clint, yeah, it's probably going to be a good game. I mean, you got great defense, great offense. The thing I'd be worried about if I was the San Francisco 49ers is I'd be really worried about Brock Purdy. I don't give a fuck what anyone says that guy. I'm a Seahawk fan, I've watched him enough. He's up and down, throwed everything. So I'd be pretty worried if I was, if I was San Francisco, and I'd be worried about Kyle Shanahan too.
Speaker 1:That guy's proven nothing. He's literally proven nothing. He gets anointed as this next grade head coach, win a fucking Super Bowl and like you've had how many chances now when a big game, when the Super Bowl, and then I'll call you a great coach because right now you're just a fucking you're, you're. You're Andy Reid before Andy Reid won Super Bowl. That's who you are. So like Andy Reid it's a perfect comparison. He's been how many NFC championships games, same way Andy Reid did with the Eagles, and you know he has to win one here eventually. It would break my nuts if they won, but I actually think I do think Kansas City is going to win. I think big game for Travis Kelsey and I think him and Reid might even retire, to be honest.
Speaker 2:So OK, OK, I'm going to take the Clip side of that. I'm saying the 49ers win this game. They're due. I think they are there More talented team overall and they're going to win this game. And if I have to see Taylor Swift more than like five times on TV, I'm going to kill myself. Or while we're saying that, I will not be happy because how could you still give a fuck about them After this? It's been like three months of just like the camera on it. If we spend more than two minutes talking about this on this podcast, I'm going back into hibernation.
Speaker 2:You're already playing out fucking relationship I've ever seen in my life. Like just let them date and move on. But yes, San Francisco wins. Sorry, Brittany Mahomes and Jackson Mahomes Quite possibly the two worst people ever.
Speaker 3:You ain't got nothing to celebrate.
Speaker 3:I mean it might be the worst family ever minus Patrick, and I mean I love the arguments chaps made. I obviously love what Dean is saying right now, but where I'm going with this, I can't believe the dips coming up when I'm going with this one, I got to break the tie somehow some way, because I don't think the referees can win this game. Is, I think, the San Francisco 49ers going to get it done? And I'm going to go back to one major statistic that doesn't really apply on the field product, but the last time a family member of a Kansas City chief was arrested a week before the Super Bowl on DUI charges, they lost to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and that was Andy Reed, son of the time, who I'm pretty sure killed someone. And now Patrick Mahomes, dad DUI week before. I think the 49ers get it done, kyle Shanahan wins.
Speaker 3:Now to Chaps's point. I think the 49ers are going to be in trouble because Chaps not Chaps and Perti does start slow. And if they can get so far, if they can get far enough ahead, I think Kansas City will be able to dictate a lot of what happens. But if Brock Perti can sort of figure it out, or that Kansas City offense gets slowed down by the Niner defense and they're going to halftime down a score or even up. I think the 49ers can make a mockery of this game, and I'm talking like 10 points more victory, and we can sort of not put the final nail in the coffin on the goat comparison. But we can just slow down on the talk and say, hey, listen, the chief's got a little bit more to do in order to rise to the mantle of the Patriots.
Speaker 3:I think the 49ers get it done. Give Shanahan his ring, give Brock Perti his ring, give Kittle his ring, and I still think the crowd goes back Love, love me some Kittle. Love me some CMC. Love me some Debo. Love me some Bosa, love me some Fred Warner. I mean, those guys are due. It's time. And you know what? No one, no one will cry too much if Kansas City loses. Taylor Swift will probably make a great album next year about how the chief should have been the Super Bowl champions.
Speaker 1:Doesn't work that way, never, ever winning a Super Bowl again.
Speaker 1:No, I like yeah, I don't know. I mean like this is, this is a hilarious start to bringing the podcast back Because, as per usual, this is going to be the stupidest fucking thing anyone downloads, because they're going to be like this game happened, like fucking for fucking. All you did to me is make me have to fucking edit this thing tonight. That's what, that's all you fucking did. So now I have to release it, like tomorrow or even fucking tonight, before the podcast and before the Super Bowl starts. So thank you for that Much appreciated. No, I couldn't disagree with you guys more Truthfully, I think Kansas City is going to win. I really do, but I guess I'm good. I'm good at betting games, terrible of fucking predicting Super Bowl.
Speaker 3:So so, chaps, are we doing the same? Same as usual. You get in your makeup done.
Speaker 1:Yeah, makeup, I can't mess with my weight and diet and stuff. I can't do that.
Speaker 3:So can we? Can we dye your beard?
Speaker 1:No, I got, I got you guys, you got that.
Speaker 2:Captain David.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I got. I got work right Like I got. Unless, unless my wife guarantees it comes out like day of, then I can, I'll put that. I'll put a little disclaimer. I'll dye my beard red for or whatever color you guys want, like that would make sense for the Super Bowl If we can get day of bring out because I got too many meetings and shit. Like I'm not saying I'm a high flutin, important fellow now, but I can't be showing up to work on Monday morning with a whole bunch of shit in my beard and in my hair. So I'll do something. Definitely make my nails all that shit.
Speaker 3:If not, then we're going to make up forty, nine or colors Chaps. Check that on.
Speaker 1:I'll take Danny. I'll take Danny Huntley in the fucking post too. She's a huge forty nineer fan. I'll send it to make sure all my buddies are forty nineer fans. See it. I'll stand on the sidewalk and I'll hold a sign saying forty nineers, Wayne, or something. I'll make sure it looks good for everybody.
Speaker 3:Dean, I will do makeup. Do you want to go back to the hot pepper If we somehow? Yeah, I'll do it, do we?
Speaker 2:lose that.
Speaker 3:I mean, you know what we'll do, Dean. I will do the makeup on a post and then the next time that we get together I will do hot pepper on the air with you in solidarity.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but you probably fucking crush that pepper right, like, right, like that's nothing for you.
Speaker 2:I think we should. I mean, I'm not, oh yeah, we should. How about me? I like I was dying brother.
Speaker 1:No, no, we're not doing the hot pepper. I'm fucked up. I am buying. If you guys lose, I'll fucking buy it. I'm buying you the bomb fucking hot sauce, and you guys got to put that on something and eat it. Ok, that's fair.
Speaker 3:Sure Damn. I mean I'm not worried because I don't think it's going to happen. But hey, listen, whatever is going to get you through, we will.
Speaker 1:Odds are I have to win one eventually. The odds are like I can't keep fucking losing.
Speaker 3:So wait, so you're. So you're telling me that you're the Kyle Shanahan of the podcast.
Speaker 1:Absolutely. I'm the Kyle Shanahan of the podcast. I'm the sexiest one here. I never get the job done in the end.
Speaker 3:Well, maybe you do, maybe it'll happen. Sticking on Super Bowl, but moving away from football, we're about to get some of the best trailers of the year for the two thousand twenty four movie slate. Obviously, there's a ton of movies that are supposed to be coming out this year. With trailers dropping, do we have a single favorite trailer that we are looking forward to come? Super Bowl Sunday.
Speaker 1:I don't know. I don't know what the fuck is coming out Like. Honestly, like I've been, do you, yeah, sure Do you, and I can't wait.
Speaker 3:I'm just, chaps is the favorite movie.
Speaker 1:Fuck, you're in rules.
Speaker 3:No, it does not so bad.
Speaker 2:Let me, let me, let me interject for a second here. In a couple of weeks I'm going to Europe to see my brother. He lives in Berlin but we're going to Barcelona and will be in Barcelona by the time Dune 2 comes out. He messaged me and he was like dude, we got to find this theater to go see Dune 2 in. And you know I said your GD, right, we do, because I'm I'm watching Dune 2 in theaters, baby, so I'm stoked for that. You know, hopefully it's in English and let's rock.
Speaker 3:True, true.
Speaker 1:Yeah, trailer coming up.
Speaker 3:Well, they just announced season three. They just announced season three starting in June, so I'm assuming we'll get something. But since chaps doesn't really know what's coming out, I'm going to give you a quick run down. Maybe you tell me which one you're looking forward to the most A quiet place, day one? They had a little teaser earlier this week, but we're finally getting to see those aliens come to fucking Earth. We got if, which is one of the Ryan Reynolds movies that's going to be coming out this year. Obviously, quite possibly the biggest movie of the year cinematically is gonna be Deadpool 3, although it may not be called Deadpool 3. We're getting that trailer. That could be pretty badass. We're also getting there was one more that I saw oh, a new Bob Marley trailer. That's another one, bob Marley, supposed to be good. And the movie Twisters. Do you guys ever see the 90, I think it was 96 or 98, the original movie with Bill Paxman?
Speaker 1:Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, stop, just stop. They made a number two, the Twisters.
Speaker 3:They're making. So they're. It's like a relaunch reboot kind of thing. So the movie's called. Twisters.
Speaker 1:Cannot fucking wait for that, cannot fucking this. The Edelweiss has not kicked in yet. I cannot wait for Twisters. Give me two cows in a fucking tornado this time, not just one. I can't. Who is in this movie?
Speaker 3:Okay, I'm glad you asked.
Speaker 1:The Maxid Champion.
Speaker 3:I mean, I would say no, paxson clearly isn't in the movie, but Glenn Powell.
Speaker 2:Is he?
Speaker 3:telling us in it. The only confirmed people we got right now is obviously the new leading man since Top Gun Maverick. We got Glenn Powell, we got Daisy, edgar Jones, anthony Ramos, david Cornswet and Katie O'Brien, so I mean a couple of household names.
Speaker 2:Fuck this, it's gonna suck, it's gonna be hard. Anthony Ramos rules cause he's in the best musical ever in the Heights.
Speaker 1:Yes, there we go and.
Speaker 2:Daisy whatever is that? The girl from Star Wars, katie she's from the Mandalorian.
Speaker 3:Yeah, katie O'Brien's from the Mandalorian, oh, no, who's the Daisy girl?
Speaker 2:Oh Daisy.
Speaker 3:Daisy, Daisy. Daisy is from normal people.
Speaker 2:I don't know what that is. I don't know. It sounds awful too.
Speaker 1:Who wants to watch a movie about fucking normal people? But I can't wait that top of the list. Fuck Deadpool. 3. Give me two extra Top of the charts.
Speaker 3:Easy, easy. And then, for the little kids out there, we got Inside Out 2 and Wicked Part 1. Those are gonna be the main trailers that we get from the Super Bowl, and they're making two movie.
Speaker 1:Oh crazy. Ariana Grande's in there, jeff Goldblum, oh she's getting divorced Someone during that movie too.
Speaker 3:But she's so surprised. Let's go, Chaps. I love it.
Speaker 1:Fuck man, she's getting divorced every three months. Like this chick's gonna get more rings than Brady in the end, which she's challenging J-Lo Like she's fucking challenging J-Lo, for sure.
Speaker 3:More rings than Brady. Please tell me that's gonna be the episode name More rings than Brady. God damn, it's not a new song, though, totally. Oh, I mean, listen, I think you're right in on there, I think I listen. I'm excited for Deadpool because obviously the MCU needs saving, and if there's someone who's gonna save, it's gonna be Ryan Reynolds, and that way we can finally kind of let Chaps say, okay, I'm buying back in to what Marvel is doing, because he's like sold all of his Marvel stock Like he is.
Speaker 1:Have I ever been more right about the fucking franchise in my life than I was with Marvel? Like you could see it coming, like you could just see it coming. And Disney is a hole right now. And this isn't only gone too low because, like I agree with a lot of the things that they're pushing, but like you can only push it to a certain amount and people are gonna stop coming to these movies, like they'll just stop. And that's just society. And yeah, like Deadpool 3, I'm gonna watch. I love Deadpool. I'm not gonna fucking hide that it's wicked shit. But honestly, like you guys think of bullshitting, I am not fucking bullshitting. Like Twisters 2 is gonna be so bad, but I will get. I'll take 100 milligrams of edibles and go watch that fucking movie because it is gonna be awesome. It's like Piranha 3D. You know it sucks, but you are going there for a good fucking time. I cannot wait.
Speaker 3:So do we anticipate that Twisters is gonna fall into like the Sharknado realm? It is just gonna be like one of these we'll see like maybe a sequel in a future, like I don't know two years, but it's just gonna be a straight to TV and they know that their audience is just making a fool of it. Or do we think that they're actually gonna try to make this like a $100 million movie Cause they have Glenn Powell? Like that guy's not missing right now. He was in a movie with Sidney Sweeney. He obviously is coming back for he's obviously coming back in the third Top Gun movie. So like he's a leading man now. He's a big dude.
Speaker 2:No, I don't know, jules, speaking of movies that you, I just had this thought, so I'm just cutting you off. I'm sorry, but a movie that you knew that it was gonna be so bad that it was good. It reminds me of a time that Chaps and I went to the movie theater in university and saw a movie called Fighting starring Channing Tatum, and it was like you knew it was gonna be so bad. It was gonna be good Because like it's just a movie about like a guy that fights, and like that was the plot, like he fights for money and he has a chance to make a lot of money. And Chaps and I hopped into his truck, went to the movie theater and had a gay old time and you know what it was so bad that it was good. I remember we fucking rocked.
Speaker 2:I remember we fucking rocked. I remember we were so like his excitement on Twisters, Like that was our excitement for fighting. We're like we're gonna see fighting tonight it comes out tonight we were so stubborn Fighting and you know, did not disappoint. I'll tell you that much for free.
Speaker 1:Fucking great movie I think like great movie.
Speaker 2:I went off topic but I just it was on my mind, it was all I was thinking about.
Speaker 3:Love it Abs. I don't think I've ever seen Fighting. I know he was in it, but I don't think I ever managed to watch it. We'll watch it long.
Speaker 1:We should have a watch along with fucking fighting, because it is so fucking good. It's just, but like Dean, Dean say, like he has a chance for money. It's like every boxing movie ever made. Like he comes from the streets and makes money, but it's like subpar. It's like if Rocky without a budget even though Rocky had no budget, but like you know what I'm saying, it's like a cheap knockoff of Rocky. They're like oh, UFC, is this big thing? Let's make it like a UFC kind of stuff. Another movie that looks so bad that I'm gonna fucking watch it is the new roundhouse movie, a roadhouse where we're fucking, oh so bad, so bad, so bad.
Speaker 1:So bad, I can't fucking wait.
Speaker 3:And the director was so mad that it was not getting a theatrical release.
Speaker 3:And it's going to save this career, man, it was a bomb. I'm just saying, man, that movie. The only thing they got right was that Connor McGregor basically just got to do a bunch of coke, show up on set and just be himself for like the three weeks he probably filmed this and got paid like a buttload of money, but it looks. Listen, the original roadhouse I enjoyed. I thought it was a good movie, this one. This is what I expect a roadhouse sequel to look like in 2024. Like this isn't. This is not winning anything, but like a bunch of drunk frat guys who are going to stream it all watching together and then go to the bar and try to recreate the shit in real life.
Speaker 1:No, I can't read it I mean thank God I don't go to bars anymore Because like I'd be the number one target of these bars. Like here's this six four guy I'll get like this little short shrimp dick motherfucker, that's like five foot fucking three, that's going to come up to me and be like I'm like hey, I'm like that's exactly what the fuck would happen.
Speaker 1:I'd get my ass kicked, probably because you'll have cauliflower in years or something stupid. And I'll get my ass kicked by fucking some guy that could barely ride on a fucking roller coaster, like thank God I'm a married man because that would be in the bars. After this movie we're coming up firing today. Like fuck her.
Speaker 3:Speaking of firing, and I mean, listen, it's hard to try to think of, like what I wanted to bring up to you guys, considering our little hiatus. But there's one thing that's been stuck on my mind since the moment it got released to the public and that's the Epstein list. We have seen some shit on the Epstein list and I know Chaps definitely has an opinion. I'm not sure Dean is like they're all just really bad people. I hate them all. But what are our thoughts? What was the most surprising?
Speaker 1:thing for you.
Speaker 3:The most surprising thing for me that came out from the Epstein list, and I want to kick it to Dean because I want to see if he's going to be the one to bring up this topic for us.
Speaker 2:I don't know much about this list. Um, you know I'm not. I'm not wise to this kind of stuff, but I do know Stephen Hawking was on the list.
Speaker 3:No, yeah, Stephen.
Speaker 1:Hawking's was on the list. Okay, I Mean, why Gets there Like you could? There's no way. Like that is the single most bizarre thing I've ever heard of in my life. And yes, they're all terrible people, monsters, and they'll be people on that list that would. That will be like obviously Trump's on there, like, if that list ever gets fully released, like Clinton, trump, there'll be people that shock you. But nothing will ever be more shocking than Stephen Hawking's ending up on that list like Come here, baby. Like, like with his fucking, like it's wheelchair, like they aren't young enough, like it doesn't like.
Speaker 1:Like this guy doing man like it's so fucked up D and yeah it's fucked.
Speaker 3:Dean's. That's not even the worst of it. So like, obviously he goes to the island and Chaps didn't get to this, but like. So the report comes out. It's like 17 pages long. It's got Leonardo DiCaprio, catherine Diaz or Cameron Diaz on there. It's got like a bunch of like people who you're like okay, that's a little bit surprising, not necessarily that they like went to the island, but like their names just came up in the reports as they were doing a research. Fat finger King Andrew was there. He's on that list, or I start Prince Andrews on that list.
Speaker 3:And so then the Stephen Hawking thing comes out. And the Stephen Hawking thing is like one Surprising in itself because it's Stephen fucking Hawking. Like this is like the greatest genius of all time. He's got like five kids, he's been married twice, some shit like that. But what gets work? He's got five kids.
Speaker 3:Yeah, what's the craziest part about it is the like two lines of text that follows Stephen Hawking hyphen Went to Epstein Island and his guilty pleasure was he would get to and I'm using the vernacular used in the Report and not, you know, the politically correct, because it's important he would get two midgets Dressed in lingerie to solve Mathematical equations on a chalkboard that were just too high a reach for them to be able to use it. The exact line and you're thinking Even motherfucking Hawking it is. That is that's what God report. That was. His, his thing was, and I guarantee you. Just google it right now, real quick Stephen Hawking, epstein Island. It is the month one of the most bizarre things. It's not as if, like you know, obviously, trumps on there Because you can't reach.
Speaker 2:Geez.
Speaker 3:Oh, okay, you guys have seen, you guys have seen your trip when you did, when you did that.
Speaker 2:I remind you of the robot from your trip. It's a quality movie.
Speaker 1:Top five laughs of my life hit from that movie like top five Like when they're on the train and it goes underneath the tunnel, like he's slowly getting under.
Speaker 3:That that might have been my intro to Fred Armisen, because I don't think I knew him before that. Like, see me, like that guy was absolutely fucking hilarious, oh.
Speaker 1:I didn't hear about the caprio, any this shit. I think you might got got though, man Like cuz. I don't think. I don't think. I think only like five names have come out, so but I don't know what list you found. I don't know, maybe you were a resident of the island, but like Gold membership gold membership Decades on the printer.
Speaker 1:I had my, had my own Marine it is the most disgusting, disturbing thing that's probably ever happened there a time, but it's the single most least surprising thing that's ever happened to like. Obviously there's a bunch of horribly fucked up people that that do sick, sick shit and they're always richest shit and like it's fucked. It is a Terrible thing. And this is kind of a little bit off topic, but kind of on the same realm. Did you hear what happened to OJ Simpson this week?
Speaker 3:What happened to the juice?
Speaker 1:No, well, the juice has cancer and I can't think of anyone else in the public eye that probably deserve cancer more than OJ Simpson at this exact at this time, like he's finally got his come do after killing a couple people. So it yeah, he's bad with little cancer and and it's gonna be a. It's gonna be interesting so see how people react.
Speaker 2:To react to that, the juice is like not loose bar along cancer. Or is it like I'm not gonna lie, I scrolled.
Speaker 1:I scrolled, I scrolled right past after a while.
Speaker 2:Yes, cancer fucking deserves it, and I kept fucking going, so no context sucks for him.
Speaker 1:He has prostate cancer. I know that. I know that's what it is. But yeah, there you go.
Speaker 3:The old, classic butt cancer. Hey, listen on a serious note, gentlemen after you hit the age of 40, you need to start going to get checked on a regular basis because we are all predisposed to the the old prostate cancer. So go get yourself checked out. Juice Sucks, buddy, but the harm is a bitch. Eventually, yeah, yeah fucking.
Speaker 1:I had my prostate checked. It sucks, it's terrible. Kind of feels good but like it's a weird. It's a weird again. But yeah, it's awkward the first time, but you get whatever. It is just part of life. So, no, no, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yes it's so fucking hard right now, like so hot, it's just unbelievable. This rock Roman Hashtag we want Cody great, okay, great, hello, big. We want Cody guy. Unbelievable. This story is you. This WrestleMania is gonna be the best WrestleMania ever and all time. It's gonna be the best one ever. Like honestly has me thinking I Might go to WrestleMania. Like truth, I might. I might fucking do it. Where's that? That's here. It's in Philadelphia. So a quick drive for fucking for the big old Dean. You me slip on playing accidentally, end up with the old WrestleMania, whoa like I, stopping Vegas on the way home.
Speaker 2:How'd that happen?
Speaker 3:They just let us on the plane, babe, I'm sorry. I'm sorry we've gone for a week. Sir certainly watched the kickoff row to WrestleMania the other night and the other day. Certainly did not think that the storyline was gonna go down this way. When the rock said he was gonna return to the head of the table, slap heard around the world. Cody Rhodes, I think. Prediction time, early prediction time. Roman loses this title because of the rock. I don't know if it's on purpose, but I think Cody finally gets the job done. Love it, love that we just skipped over. We talked about wrestling being so hot and just completely skipped over the fact that, like One of the dirtiest, scummiest human beings of all time.
Speaker 3:Yeah it's finally getting that list you fucking do. He has his own list. He's got his own list within his own company at this point, which is how fucking bad it is. But like fuck, fuck Vince McMahon, fuck that terrible human being like he, literally out there shitting on people, figuratively, literally all of the above, yeah, fuck that guy. But WWE I don't. I agree. Never been hotter. Triple H Taken us to the promised land. I love everything they're doing, from the women's division to the fucking universal title, to the return of motherfucking CM Punk at the Royal Rumble. Holy shit, wwe stock never been fucking higher. It's a beautiful thing.
Speaker 2:I have not watched much at all. I just see some stuff on Instagram. So like my knowledge is limited, but I'm really hoping for that. Cody Rhodes W.
Speaker 1:He's gonna get it. He has. He lost last year, right, yeah, but but what happened? Is the rocks gonna cost me a victory and then that summer slam There'll be rock Roman or something like that. Like they have this completely set up like the next year of wrestling in WWE, specifically, is gonna be money Like it's. Like this whole, like realistically, last 15 months or so has been fucking Unbelieve. Even when the McMahon was was still involved, like take all the person he is and all that stuff, it was still fucking money and I can't, I can't wait. I got someone saying good night to me. I can't wait, man.
Speaker 3:I Think the biggest problem WWE has is they just inked a Netflix deal and I don't know how that is gonna play, because it'll be the first time that you get like a live TV show on Netflix and Netflix has historically not done very well when they've had their live Reunion shows and stuff. So that's the only thing I think right now, other than the fact they got a bag of money to do it. Wwe moving to Netflix. I'm not sold. It's the right move. Not sold, but Could be wrong.
Speaker 2:Very, are they showing mania on Netflix, just wrong.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's just wrong. Five bills Unreal, unreal cash flow. Speaking of unreal cash flow is not speaking of unreal cash flow at all. I just wanted to talk to Dean about a little bit of soccer, because I'm sure he's got an opinion on this one.
Speaker 2:I.
Speaker 3:Soccer's move into a fucking penalty box in blue cards. What are your thoughts?
Speaker 2:I Don't know what that means.
Speaker 3:Okay. So they have approved for the test trial for the next 365 days and some of this major sports leagues not EPL, but like Major non big ones to introduce what is called a blue card, which basically means you'd go to off the field, down a man for 10 minutes and it's like an egregious foul Not as bad as a red card yellow cards and red cards still exist but basically you'd be going down almost like a penalty and two blue cards equals a red card, a combination of a yellow, what a blue gets a red card. Do you think that this is exciting enough to Revolutionize soccer or do you think that this is just something that they should not even think about doing, because no, that's brutal For Several reasons, first being, it will make the game so much more boring.
Speaker 2:If this, if this were to happen in the game and let's say it's a tie game, the team that is down, the man will just kill time. Yeah, and Playing soccer my whole life like, and being in many situations, sometimes by my own devices, that the team is down to 10 men, if it's for like a shorter period of time, it is sustainable. Like it is sustainable if you're doing it, for I've had games where we had 10 guys and then eventually, after, like you know, 30 minutes, you start getting pumped because you're just tired and and the other teams are passing it around, stuff like that. But it's like, it's not like hockey where it's a power plant, like, yes, it is an advantage, but it's not as big of an advantage as like hockey, let's say, and it'll just make the game so much more boring because that team will just be kicking around their own defensive end and and then just bootin it down the field and then when they get the ball back, they'll just park the bus and it'll be boring as shit.
Speaker 2:So, no, I don't like that. That's terrible this. If it's a yellow, give me yellow. If it's a red, give me red. That's my opinion.
Speaker 3:Chaps.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm gonna put in for World Cup tickets in Vancouver. But yeah, I'm going 200%. I definitely do that. But Don't know enough about soccer. Like I know how soccer's played up, I've played soccer, I've watched it, but I don't know how much of an advantage 10 versus 11 is for a 10 minute period. I think what Dean saying is correct. Like you can sit on it for 10 minutes pretty easily, I think. But this is an hockey right like it's. It's not like a crazy, crazy advantage. And yeah, I'm not. I really have no comment on this. I mean, my edible has now, or not edible, but my pill that I've taken has kicked in. No, it's not blue pill, it was. That's for later. But I Like to get a little high and watch the new season, true detective.
Speaker 1:Because it's in the law. So good shit, a sexy minute like a full-on, like Full-on sex scene. It was kind of wow, oh yeah, like smashing, you know, yeah, so that was a little crazy. I'm not gonna lie like I thought the. I thought that was a hallucination. I mean she's 61 or something like that, but she looks good. That's a. She doesn't look good, she looks good.
Speaker 3:Oh, birds still got it.
Speaker 1:She's flapping. She's definitely flapping, but is yeah, that's yeah. Soccer is a that's good. The blue card will be interesting, for sure. Can't wait if they scored this person. Come on like are we doing it like that? There's good question, good question.
Speaker 3:It's like a penalty, like a power play for sure.
Speaker 1:Okay, you got me with Jody Foster flapping that dude like it was fucking, like I'm telling you, like she's getting hammered On a desk in that hotel room, in that like like hammered, and like she's yeah, fuck me hard. It's like.
Speaker 3:Whoa whoa, whoa whoa. Whoa what is going on your great-grandkids are watching this somewhere. Zimmer down, god damn Jody Foster.
Speaker 1:Probably good. Like I don't know, like I was fucking. That was nuts. That was crazy again, quality-sexing if you're in the old ladies, but like, like it was, it was. That's this. This season's been nuts like. This season's been really, really good. It's been Lots of fun to watch it. I know it's getting some hate. I think that's more racism than anything. The reason why it's getting the hate? No truth. I honestly do. I think if you don't like this season, then you're touch races because this season's been phenomenal. It's been absolutely phenomenal.
Speaker 3:So Okay, last major headline I saw that I said I got to bring to the table because we've all had very strong opinions on this television series, both highs and lows. So there's a few things going on with Dexter. Dexter is getting rebooted, dexter's getting rebooted to a. We're gonna get a young Dexter Morgan pre joining the Miami police police department. We are also getting Season mother fucking two of Dexter. Oh my god where his son is going to be going and taking up the mantle of figuring out his shit.
Speaker 1:Obviously, what the fuck are you doing to one of the greatest TV series of all time like? Why are you?
Speaker 2:doing this to this. There's no way. There's no way this is happening.
Speaker 3:Dexter's new blood Season two what me Google it, google it creator title. About it like a universe starting where they're gonna have two Dexter shows going. One will be the prequel and one will be season two.
Speaker 2:No, and I'm assuming he'll see like his ghost.
Speaker 3:I don't know. I don't think Michael Seahaw is gonna be in it.
Speaker 1:He should have been in the last one. Like, like, like, fucking, google Solved the greatest murderer of all time. Like Jack the Ripper never got caught, but Google fucking solved this guy. Oh my god, they're ruining everything. They have ruined everything. They ruined everything.
Speaker 1:After this is so fucked up, like, why would you do this? That last season was so bad, like unbelief, it was just. I Can't, I truthfully can't believe they're going down. So now, seeing Dexter before he became lick of the cop, I could get on board with that. I could, I could, I could, I could, I could handle that. But at the same time, you know what? Just leave that. Leave this poor character alone. You've already butchered it a hundred billion times over. Like, just leave the loan. Like it was a good TV series if didn't finish good, obviously you didn't need the new blood or whatever the fuck it was called off. The off the twilight franchise essentially is what it fucking felt like. And Just leave the loan. But no, this is fucking brutal, especially if that stupid fucking kids in it, like his, his kid. If that kid's in it, hey, that kid, he's the worst actor of all time. So he's in it. You're telling me.
Speaker 3:Jack, a jack alcott. That that's who is.
Speaker 1:That's who would be taking back the Jack alcott you need to go work at fucking like Best Buy or something, man. You do not have the acting gene in you to fucking do this like. This is Big. Oh, you've ruined our comeback fucking Comeback episode by bringing this up. I cannot believe you fucking did that like.
Speaker 3:I thought about you because someone I was talking to, a co-worker, and they're like, oh man, I really like the new season of Dexter. And I had said politely, get the fuck out of here, because you're, you're ridiculous. And then went on to list the fact that I liked the bad guy, I liked his right now.
Speaker 2:Guys in everything, man, that guy's in every show and movie.
Speaker 3:And he's good, but, like everything else was fucking awful. So easily though, like they were.
Speaker 1:Like he's just all of a sudden there in his thing, is like oh okay, I'm gonna die now. He doesn't admit to anything, doesn't give you a motive, like nothing, he's just dead.
Speaker 2:Like oh my god but yes, good bad guy, Good back.
Speaker 3:We got the motive, didn't we like? Didn't someone like a family member of his like die or something from like a Transient person? And that's why he was out there just murdering everybody?
Speaker 1:Yeah, but exactly if we're arguing over his motive right now, there was clearly no fucking motive like like, that's the whole fucking.
Speaker 1:Big in the catacombs, true fucking gas station in a small town. So he's super fucking rich and like, yeah, I'm sorry, I just, you know, I just cannot believe this is a true fucking story. I like I just cannot believe this. Wherever the next is, the United States is has put a fucking stop to this new series coming. Oh, he asked you like just fucking he or she here because I mean it could be Kamal Harris, judging by the incompetent speech of Joe Biden at this point right now. But like I mean, the president of Mexico is clearly from Egypt. That makes the most fucking. But but what I'm saying is like whoever wins it, please just cancel this season. Like we cannot. We cannot do this as Canadians, don't really like as president?
Speaker 3:Canadians, are we allowed to talk shit about other people's like head of states, when our own country is like super divided on our Our pre-reduer in charge measures a fucking idiot too.
Speaker 1:So like, let's not, let's not get that Twisted, but like when you have to set, when you have to Scenial, fucking people running for president that literally don't know anything about nothing, I can't function. One is probably getting dementia, like I've seen dementia that's what dementia looks like and the other one is has no brains left. And you're, these are your. These are the two best candidates that you found. They're both pushing 80 and like the one has a spray on tan, he can get his full face on property. Spray on that like he misses half his fucking face. And the other one literally thinks that the, the president of Egypt, is the president next, like these are the fucking people that you have voted for. You guys are stupid. Like what the fuck are you doing? Anyways, I got the kids just while while time be a lot, it's a very wild.
Speaker 2:It's a pretty good episode of chaps attacks.
Speaker 3:Oh, chaps attacks does heads of state? I Mean, obviously, if we're gonna do, if we're gonna do like a draft of, like top five Politicians who should not be in any sort of government, obviously Trump would be there. Obviously, true dough is probably gonna make that list. Obviously sleepy Joe is gonna make it. You can make the argument that the fucking head of like Britain over there, because they've had so many over the last like five to seven years doesn't belong, but we obviously know that there's only one goat when it comes to who should not be in charge of Anything related to health within a government.
Speaker 3:Oh, our favorite lady over, give me the. Give me the waffles. Who is ahead of like health and nutrition? And, by the looks of it, if you don't know and you're a new listener to this show, just go ahead and Google like the health minister of what is it? Was it Denmark?
Speaker 1:Belgium.
Speaker 3:Belgian date just Google the head nutritionist of fucking Belgium. Come back and just enjoy the show, because that that is really what it is. Number one draft pick, number one overall forever.
Speaker 1:Sergeant jiggle puff over there.
Speaker 3:Oh god, I eat, all right, and I'm not happy because I eat.
Speaker 2:I think that's time for us today, on that note, to wrap this return episode, this reunion episode, up. I love talking to you guys again and hey, why don't we do this again next week?
Speaker 1:for a chance, dean got super uncomfortable and the podcast all right.
Speaker 3:Love, love you, love you. Boys go 49ers Love to be back, love that we got fans or fan in Atlanta and like champs head. Yeah, it was you the dozens and dozens of listeners. Comments on a video, send us a DM, do whatever. Acknowledge yourself and acknowledge us as the host of the. No instructions need a podcast. Chaps. Take us home.
Speaker 1:Yeah, this is what this is. Our gonna be the last one we ever do, or this was really gonna set us out into the fucking like Stratosphere will be one of the two. Everyone's are your lover hate this, but thank you very much for downloading it and and yeah, this was lots of fun. I mean this is a huge stress relief for me. I definitely my mental health needs sort of shit like this because of how much shit's going on in my life with work right now. So appreciate you guys jumping on board here and doing this again and you know, be a friend, tell a friend still from Pat and you guys have a good night or drive or whatever. You see you next time.
Speaker 3:Thanks, let's go.