What if we told you that pizza debates could create strong bonds? That's right! We're back with another episode of No Instructions Needed where we share hearty laughs, heated debates over the best pizza joints, and our love-hate relationship with sports. We've been comparing our physical transformations and dealing with the trials of being hardcore sports fans. It's been a whirlwind, and we're inviting you to catch up and join us in the journey.
Who says TV shows and movies can't evoke profound discussion? We delve into intriguing discourses on "The Boys" and "Invincible" and the recent trajectory of the Marvel franchise. The exploration doesn't end there; we navigate the movie terrain discussing the latest films, our movie-watching habits, and the underrated joys of in-flight entertainment. Trust us; you don't want to miss our surprising takes on The Machine and Scream 6.
As the year comes to a close, we reflect on how life priorities change with age and family life. We share moments from our New Year's celebrations, discuss the fading magic of Elf on the Shelf, and the evolving perspectives on celebrations. As we wrap up, we ponder on life, relationships, and our future plans for the podcast. Ready for some candid insights? Tune in as we share our hopes, disappointments, and the lessons learned along the way. Looking forward to growing together with you on this podcast journey!
What if we told you that pizza debates could create strong bonds? That's right! We're back with another episode of No Instructions Needed where we share hearty laughs, heated debates over the best pizza joints, and our love-hate relationship with sports. We've been comparing our physical transformations and dealing with the trials of being hardcore sports fans. It's been a whirlwind, and we're inviting you to catch up and join us in the journey.
Who says TV shows and movies can't evoke profound discussion? We delve into intriguing discourses on "The Boys" and "Invincible" and the recent trajectory of the Marvel franchise. The exploration doesn't end there; we navigate the movie terrain discussing the latest films, our movie-watching habits, and the underrated joys of in-flight entertainment. Trust us; you don't want to miss our surprising takes on The Machine and Scream 6.
As the year comes to a close, we reflect on how life priorities change with age and family life. We share moments from our New Year's celebrations, discuss the fading magic of Elf on the Shelf, and the evolving perspectives on celebrations. As we wrap up, we ponder on life, relationships, and our future plans for the podcast. Ready for some candid insights? Tune in as we share our hopes, disappointments, and the lessons learned along the way. Looking forward to growing together with you on this podcast journey!
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Speaker 2:Oh man, the Kug bar. Yeah, I'm into that. Hello, this fucking bomb. Hardly like. I cannot start this at ease, and can I risk it? That's how I go to the bathroom and I can just fit the net.
Speaker 1:This is exactly how they walk, running, or whatever it is, oh god, what it do, baby. What is up and welcome to another episode. Another welcome back to the no instructions need podcast. It is your boy, dapsey, papsy, wapsy, and I'm here all I'll wait. Am I here alone? Hello, big D, oh, hello.
Speaker 2:Yes, I am back to join chaps in this magic carpet ride. We call our little podcast here. Glad to be back, missed you. Yeah, life's just been a bit crazy recently. Some new things happening in all of our lives Couldn't really get together that much. But hey, we're making an effort here. We're trying to make it happen. So as long as there's blood pumping through our veins, we will still try to make this as much as we can. And for all of those of you who still listen, I appreciate it, and we'll bring some more shit to ASAP here.
Speaker 1:Yes, magic Carpet Ride interesting choice of words. That used to mean something else back in the day. But yeah, you know we're back. You know what I noticed watching that intro video? I was a pretty hefty lefty back then, buddy.
Speaker 2:Now, we're now your skinny boy latte.
Speaker 1:I'm now doing smooth 260 to 222. I think I should be mighty proud of that body transformation. Look at those pipes on you. They'll fuck you. You piece of shit. How'd you get so? You do steroids right, hgh or something like that.
Speaker 2:No, my mom would kill me, so stay away.
Speaker 1:You're just L natural.
Speaker 2:I'm Natty bro. This is a body that Pizza Hut built.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, I think we've seen the body that Pizza Hut built. That was chaps from a couple seconds ago in the intro. Okay, so I don't think you're a Pizza Hut body type of build.
Speaker 2:If you don't like pizza, you can just get the hell out.
Speaker 1:You think pizza, that's the best out of all the pizza. Like, let's break down the pizzas. Okay, so you got Panago, you got Pizza Hut, you got Domino's, you got Papa John's. Uh, boston Pizza, which might have to throw a respect on Boston Pizza a little bit when? You go Like, if you're going to order a pizza, where are you going? And it can't be low. Don't give me some local fucking Vancouver Bullshit that all you hipsters fucking eat.
Speaker 2:No, okay, if we're going like bang for buck, yeah, I think pizza is the best Panago, better taste, yeah, but it's going to cost you a few extra shekels instead of paying. You know, $12.99 for a special, larger, paying 20-something bucks, you're paying double the price. Of course it should be better quality, but bang for buck. I think pizza is good. Domino's, they got, they got really good cheesy bread. Um, I've never had Papa John's. To be honest with you, you've never had Papa John's with the butter. No, here's trash. I hear this trash.
Speaker 2:It's actually no, I think I did, didn't we have it and I didn't we have it in Scottsdale.
Speaker 1:There was a lot of trash going on with that trip, but uh, I'm just joking. I'm coming up fire today. Okay, um, listen, if I'm going pizza, I'm going panago and I am going to Philly Cheese Stake Pizza, no mushrooms and added roasted garlic, that's what I'm doing and you're paying, you're paying the extra shekels.
Speaker 1:I'm paying the extra shekel, I am. I do like pizza. If they would, if they were to make that Philly Cheese Stake Pizza with a stuffed crust, I would it like it would buy. Oh yeah, baby, I would love it so much, but that's you know. That's why I go to the pan there. That's why I go to pizza, though, is just cause that stuff crust. No, does anyone else even do a stuffed crust? I guess a little Caesar's does. Remember the Caesar, those guys through university man.
Speaker 2:Oh, hot and ready, hot and ready, that's five bucks you'll ever spend, yeah, and then you get the crazy bread on top, of course.
Speaker 1:Fucking seven, 49, baby, you can go eight, eight, 49 gets you a pop too. Like, look at that, now you're eating for for a whole day on the on the Caesar's. What are you watching right now? The NUX, yeah, they're losing pretty badly.
Speaker 1:Yeah, this is. This is where I want to start. I fucking hate being a sports fan. I fucking hate it. You have nights like tonight primetime sea yacht game, primetime canuck game, because it's big game. For first in the West you got the blue jays taste no Tawney. Right now it's down to the blue jays and the Dodgers for a ton yeah, it happened, and it's over two so far to see ox get fucking. They didn't get shit kicked, but they lost when they probably should have won. To be honest, they were. You know, they were in control of most of that game. The Canucks were losing three, nothing, and there's currently it's four, nothing now, oh, perfect, so that whole of my TV is is getting. Uh, it was worth throwing the clicker at the TV, is what you're saying? Did you do that? No, I didn't do that. A month, I'm a barbarian spending two grand on TV and fucking destroying it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so I was actually at the last Canucks game against the Ducks on Tuesday. They won but they got outplayed, so it was fortunate that they did win, but I was there. Seahawks last night, yeah, um, being a sports like I'm a charger fan, very disappointing. Like the only like one ray of sunshine we've ever had, dabs is the Raptors winning the championship. Like that's it. I want to see oh yeah, you want to see her bowl and you none of you lost a Super Bowl in like the most heartbreaking way possible.
Speaker 1:So it kind of like yeah, I was even in my even stadium for that one.
Speaker 2:Um, oh, tony, this is. This is how I just grabbed it to a friend of mine today. They're getting my dick hard just for it to go soft again.
Speaker 1:They are. The Japanese market in Toronto is insane. But the taxes man, the taxes, the taxes are the same in California. They're the exact same. They're worse. They're worse in California. Trust me, I own an American business. The taxes in California are fucking worse than they are in Canada. With the fucking Slumlord millionaire run in the fucking country they are, they are worse than they are in in California. Your California is worse than Canada, or roughly the same, and Otani, but his market here, the international, the international media market in in Toronto, is bigger than the international media market in LA and the only thing that LA could throw out of more is they could be like all right, fuck you trial, we'll give you 10 years, 750 million, match that.
Speaker 2:I'm trying to be. You could be in movies and shit.
Speaker 1:Yes, and you could be in movies and shit, all that you know, all that glitz and glamour, but but I don't think my lay anyways. Same same diff. Yeah, and I think you know, I don't know. I think it's gonna be interesting. If I don't think this is a hot take, I truthfully don't. If he signs in Toronto, it is the biggest Sports signing in Canadian sports history. There will never be a bigger signing than that.
Speaker 2:And in the history of Canadian sports, oh you know what I was thinking about the other day, speaking of Speaking of big signings in Canadian sports history Matt's son Dean to the canals. Oh, we were so stoked in university, we were so effing stoked for Matt's and he was like serviceable, he was okay Signed of one year, 10 million pro rate.
Speaker 1:It was like the biggest contract signing in like the history of the NHL for like a one-year deal and he was, he was just okay. He's okay, just okay.
Speaker 2:But it proves that the man was oh so stoked.
Speaker 1:And remember that first goal where you came running in my room yeah, I.
Speaker 2:Like I was like man. I remember Matt Sunday. I don't know why it came to my head, but I remember just us freaking out.
Speaker 1:Oh, it was good. Not, it was you know what. It showed that the management and the ownership was willing to spend big to try to bring a cup to Vancouver. It was an important signing. I I liken that to some of the signings that the Blue Jays have done recently with With, you know, bringing in some big-name players like George Springer, like, even if he didn't perform the contract, that contract still important because it shows people that they're willing to To put in the capital to try to win championships. That shit's always fucking important.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the only other one I could probably like think of would be maybe Roger Clemens. That was trade, though, wasn't it.
Speaker 1:Oh no, no, signing, that was a signing. Okay, they traded him for David Wells, is what happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah big rig.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the the rocket, the Roger. Yeah, that was a big one. Yeah, maybe, what was it? Dave Winfield.
Speaker 1:Dave what Dave Winfield is a big one too. That's kind of hard back there. I mean, yeah again, but that's back then like I still think that, like I thought they know. Tony would be number one.
Speaker 1:It's not just in baseball, but like in Canadian sports history. He'd be the number you see, the biggest signing in the history of Canadian sports, and that would be Fascinating to watch. All right, let's, let's switch gears here. Have you watched Gen V yet? Oh yeah, all right, let's break down. Have you watched all of it? 100%, okay, spoiler, spoiler, spoiler. Dropping five, what would you think I?
Speaker 2:liked it. Yeah, the boys obviously. But you know you got your teenage angst and People discovering their powers and whatnot. Yeah, you had all the bloods and the bloods, blood and guts. The boys you had a few cameo appearances. You had some mystery. So, yeah, I liked it. It was a good show. Obviously, you know it's good as a voice, but I clock it at a solid eight out of ten. I.
Speaker 1:Would go seven and a half, maybe seven out of ten. I liked it. I mean, you know me, I'm not a big a teenage drama. You know it's, it's university. I'm not like.
Speaker 2:Almost on the radio this morning.
Speaker 1:I've rocked out to. I turned it, I turned that motherfucker up to you from. I fucking rocked out to California. Yeah, here we come. It was a fucking amazing. But the problem I found with the boys was this it was way too obvious what was going on. I didn't think there was any mystery at all. I thought it was super obvious. In the first episode. It was the first one where the with a golden boy died or whatever. Right, mm-hmm, I and I think you see her hookin. When do you see her hooking up with the friend? Was it the second episode of the first episode?
Speaker 2:When did I see it or when did it actually happen? No, when did it actually happen? I like third or fourth episode of it.
Speaker 1:No, no, you're wrong. It was the first or second episode and by as soon as you hooked up with them, you're just. I'm just like yeah, okay, she's been doing this for a long time and and she's.
Speaker 2:I thought you meant the guy like super hero.
Speaker 1:The guy that changed to a girl. Yeah, girl changes the boy, boy, just girl, I have a blonde chick with the, the iron guy, anyways, yeah, I knew right away. I'm like she's, she's behind all this, she's one like changing their heads and and like she's been sleeping with him for a long time. I just thought it was super obvious. I didn't think it was very Well-hidden, you know what I mean. Like I don't know what you thought, but I honestly you know. You know that's free Because you talked your whole time anyways.
Speaker 2:I.
Speaker 1:Knew right away. I'm like alright, this is what's happening. I didn't think the ending was crazy, though I will admit the ending got pretty fucking. The ending was probably the best part of the whole thing, like I did not see that coming, how she just went fucking nuts and started Releasing everybody and I did not. I truthfully did not see that count.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, it was a good show. Man, it was a good show. Okay, that's already been renewed. It's already been renewed, we know this. So season two coming in hot, they're in that like weird padded room without a door or whatever. So we'll see what happens. But yeah, it's good to do it invincible.
Speaker 1:I have watched some of invincible I have not. I couldn't, it's tough, I didn't really get into it. Man, I try as hard as I could.
Speaker 2:It's good. It's good. It's like. It's kind of like Cartoon the boys without like the sex.
Speaker 1:Okay like there's I've seen some, or there's a half bombs.
Speaker 2:J the voice, the voice actors are all like top tier stars. Yeah, isn't Seth Rogen in it? Well, he, like he's part of it, his company, yeah, I think.
Speaker 1:No, he's in it too. He was in using one, he's in it for sure. Moon man or something like that, or asteroid man or something. No, alan the alien. Okay, close enough. I mean, come on, you know I was very close. Okay, like this is not Marvel fucking cinema here I can be a little bit off, doesn't have to be fucking perfect. There's another franchise. Fall into the fucking ground. Marvel is in ashes right now. Man, I love every fucking second of it. It's a beautiful fall from grace. All Everything going on is just I love it. Everyone's starting to see how shitty all these fucking movies actually are.
Speaker 2:I, um, I saw the marvils in theater, mm-hmm, and okay, mm-hmm, first of all say it, it wasn't that good. All right, no way, you all. And like I won't give away the plot of the movie, but it makes no fucking sense. Like, almost like Like. First of all, these movies aren't hard to follow, right? It's not like some like super intellectual plot that, like some people won't get. It's not interstellar or or the movie where everything goes in like they go back in time in reverse, so it's like tenet.
Speaker 2:Um, it's not like a psychological thriller like it's pretty cut and dry what's going on, and I'm like what is happening? This makes absolutely no sense, like there is, like there's plot holes everywhere, and then like it's all wrapped up in a nice little package at the end I'm almost like I was with a friend, a lady friend. I'm like did you understand what was happening? She's like no, I'm like neither die like. And it is like it's not even like marvel lore, and it's like, oh, this is, they're coming to do this. And then like, yeah, it's just. Then moves to another dimension for some reason, I don't know. But uh, it's garbage. Dean those.
Speaker 1:It was, you could tell. You could tell by just watching the trailer that that thing was gonna be fucking piece of hot garbage. And you're not allowed to say that because it's all female leads. And if you say that you're a fucking massage this and you suck and you Fucking suck man, I don't even have to see that movie.
Speaker 2:I know what's gonna fucking suck the highlight of the movie is the um, the, like Saudi Arabian family, and and miss marvel. The, the young, you know, middle Eastern girl. I guess you could call it Um, but like they're the best part of the movie. Like you know, I think in the movie they're Saudi Arabian. I don't know what their actual Nationalities are, but like they're, they're funny, like they bring a little comic relief, like she's kind of like A spark plug on on the screen whereas, like the other two are just gonna like laugh. So like, yeah, that that part was like the best part of the movie. Them, because the mom's like super overbearing and funny and stuff like that and she's gonna lighten up at the end and stuff like that. And she's gonna lighten up at the end and stuff like that. So, yeah, she was the best part of the movie. Like every review that you read would have said like, hey, like these, this girl was the best part of the movie and her family and like that was the only part that was like relatively enjoyable.
Speaker 1:I won't know. So I mean I'm never gonna fucking watch that movie ever. I just won't do it. I'm still I can't. I just can't do it. I am excited to see Barbie, though I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1:I haven't seen that when it comes out on the old the comes out on the old TV, I will. I'll even spend a dollar bill to watch it. You know I'll rent it. I'm not against renting movies on the old teletube. You know what I'm saying. On the teletube I, I think because we, you don't have kids, so you don't understand. It's hard to go to the movie theater, it's a fucking. It is hard to get there, so you have to make your own popcorn, you have to wait till shit comes on tv and then you don't get the full experience. So I am, you know, I'm excited for Oppenheimer, because I haven't seen Oppenheimer yet. I'm excited. I tell me when I. Can you just tell me when? When you're on the road, bro, when you're on the road, I'm not going without my wife For Oppenheimer. She really wanted to see it and I was definitely not allowed to see Barbie without her. Don't tell anybody watching on the plane but um, but yeah, I'm not allowed. There's certain movies I there's certain movies I cannot see without her also being shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but I find some of those movies like if I'm a song, those movies like don't watch it without me, and then you just like never watch it.
Speaker 1:Nah, I guess I'm fine where you're just like F this, I'm just gonna watch it.
Speaker 2:Oh, why is she?
Speaker 1:gonna do. Well, I mean, she could withhold sex and I would prefer not to be withheld from the sexual relations I like having sex. Okay, that feels good, and it feels good, I like it when you have, it feels good.
Speaker 1:You like it when I have sex. That's a very, that's a very interesting thing. You know what movie slapped. By the way, we haven't talked in so long, like so long. I fly around the world now, well, around north america now. So I have, I have these times to watch some of these movies. You know what movie fucking slaps so hard, like so fucking hard? Two of them, I'll give you two. Lay it on me, baby. The machine. The machine is, oh, with krisher, so stupid, it's so fucking stupid, it's so bad, but it is so fucking good bad.
Speaker 1:It's good, it's so good. I'm not itty, I know it sucks, but it's just so much fun. It's just, it's like his joke, like his joke coming to life. And uh, and mark hamill, isn't it? He's so fucking funny. He put like he plays his dad and he gets coked out in a couple scenes and he's like a big pervert and shit it is. It's phenomenal and Uh, scream six, scream six. Whatever the latest screen movie that just came out, fucking pretty good man.
Speaker 2:It wasn't bad. I saw that. Yeah, I was right, I saw that in theaters. Well did you? With that with a tub of popcorn.
Speaker 1:Ah nice, I had, uh, I had breakfast on on the business class flight. That's what I was doing, you classy bitch man. That changed flying forever. It gets almost impossible for me to fly any other way Now. It is so fucking tough man, it's. It is hard like it is. It's hard, it's very hard. Business expense. No, you know what you do it. By the way, I'll have a hundred thousand K or a hundred thousand K or whatever, in like my next trip down the states. I'll be, I'll be. I've flown a hundred thousand K this year in here, Okay, sorry.
Speaker 1:Yeah, whatever hundred K, the hundred K club, I'll be super elite. Like Disgusting. It is disgusting. You got Well. I don't know if I want to discuss that on here, but I thought on a fucked up, or it is. Yeah, it is gross, man, I have spent so much time on playing. I don't like flying either, like I fucking hate every shit on the plane. I just did that for the first time. It is an awful experience.
Speaker 2:I believe I had. There's one story though that I have that I probably shouldn't share, but yeah, kind of it's not about me, it's about what I saw Mmm on a flight, and yeah, it really grossed me out forever. So you know, I just hold her in there. I'm pretty sure I have. Though, like you know, you're you hop on a plane, you're hungover, you're in the long flight, you know, like, are you just spent like the last week drinking potentially, and I was like, yeah, here we go. I.
Speaker 1:Didn't have any of that. I was just on the plane, I was a nice boy, I was doing my work and also I heard a goop in my stomach. I'm like, oh, I Know that, I know that sound. This is not a good sound. This is the IVS coming strong.
Speaker 1:This is not, this is not a drill, this is not true. How much? How long have I been working for? Please tell me. Roughly three hours, because the flight from from Vancouver, the Houston's about four and a half hours and that first glunk gets me about an hour until there's problems coming. So I'm like, please be, you know, within an hour of Houston. I look down at the. At the screen it says we will be arriving in Houston in three and a half hours. I'm like, oh, this is not good, this is, this is gonna be a problem. Then you make the decision. Do I go now and risk because I BS, it is, it's never just one shot? Do I go now Short shit and risk having to shit two or three more times? Or do I try to risk shitting my pants on an airplane and try to wait until the very last possible Second to get on to a toilet? So what was the call? I Wrist it, I Ask you, because I'll see that these nope, no, I'll see, no, no, I did, I did, I did have an.
Speaker 2:I'll see, I did have the worst thing that could possibly happen is, like you assume the toilet is not occupado, yeah, so, and if you were to like, hold up the last possible second and you're like, oh no, no, no, you know other people poop in there too, so sometimes during there for a while 100% and I and I'm timing it and in the business class section you have your own bathroom up there, right?
Speaker 1:So you only got to compete with like 12 people or whatever is in in business class. So you know, you're always watch business people, whatever you're like watching. I got my eyes, they're swirling side-side, I'm all right. Yeah, you're going in. Okay, so that'll be able couple minutes and it's like, okay, I can push in there 30, and then the 30 minutes come and I'll get three or four grumbles every minute. So now we're there every five every three minutes. I'm getting three or four grumbles, like one a minute. So I'm like, okay, I got like 15 minutes left and then on the 15th minute it is clench time, like the stomach pain it is coming out and I'm like, okay, clench through it, clench through it, clench through it and then it, then it goes away.
Speaker 1:But that next, you know that next one Is going to be the one and you're gonna have a 10 minute bathroom. Stay on an airplane. So you have to be all out execution. And when I say executed it perfectly, it was like the tush push without the Philadelphia Eagles.
Speaker 2:Do buddy, executed perfectly, got the two as I eased on to the toilet, as I eased on to the toilet.
Speaker 1:She's spewed out like the fucking Mount.
Speaker 2:St.
Speaker 1:Oh, relieved is understatement on how I felt the worst part was. I'm like I was in there for about 10 minutes and I got out and there's like four people. I got out and there's like four people waiting in line. I'm just like someone was watching my right.
Speaker 1:Someone have a candle they want to put in there. Like fuck me, it was bad man. But yeah, that was my first shooting experience on airplane. It was, it was, it was. It was quite lovely, to be honest, I was. And then I got back to my seat and I was like I will have a nice corona. Please May I have a Kuro Nita? I did not actually ask for a cranberry juice with a lime in it, because it sometimes helps my tum-tum. Definitely not a coffee, no, no, I don't drink coffee on airplanes unless it's like from Prince George, vancouver, that quick little hour flight, I'll do it. I'll do it then. But no, I am not an idiot. I, I've mastered that.
Speaker 2:Speaking of Prince George, what do you got planned for the family this holiday season?
Speaker 1:Well, man, that's coming up, isn't it? No, first, tomorrow, this is the 30th as we, as we record you. Yeah, the elf showed up tonight. Elf on the shelf showed up, so Porsche is here. Yeah, our elf has a stripper named Porsche she is Porsche at Mercedes. Yeah, she's a swinger.
Speaker 1:She likes to find those poles and slide up and down. No doubt in my life, when you have kids and you do the elf on the shelf, the first year is magical. After that it's not so magical, it's like man. What the fuck else can I do with this dumb cunt like it is fucking. It is tough. What are we doing? We're going to the shoe swap. We're going down Lake, see the, see the parents. So it'll be fun. You know that'll be a good time. Be kind of. It's busy season for us. You know work wise. This is when everyone likes to kind of do their, their upgrades during Christmas, because they shut down the sawmills and all that sort of stuff. So and we got a big start up happening in Alabama on the 25th of December and then we have never shut down starting on 27th. So lots of shit going on. But yeah, go in the shoe shop will probably get three days off, something like that, and that will be. That'll be it, and I could give a fuck about New Year's. I remember my mom, my mom's birthday.
Speaker 2:Oh, dude, new Year's, like I did it. I think it was like two years ago. It was two years ago and I had a flight To Mexico on January 1st, like pretty early, I think it was like at eight or nine. So I was like, screw this, I'm just not gonna do anything for New Year's tonight and, like you know, to the lame man this might sound pretty depressing, but I literally did nothing like I just like watched the movie, went to bed at a reasonable hour or woke up and got on my flight and let me tell you I didn't hate it. I did not hate it Like I did absolutely nothing. Like a very social day of the year and I'm, you know, I like to hang out with my friends and loved ones and be social and stuff like that. Maybe you have a few coronas if you will, but I Didn't hate just going about it like 11 and waking up at 7 and head into the airport, like it was. It was a pretty good new years and I'm contemplating potentially doing that again this year.
Speaker 1:I do it every year. I never, ever, stay up till New Year's anymore. I can't do it. I just can't. I mean, we did it so hard for so long. What's the point? I got the girl, I got the kids. I don't need to stay up until 12 am, chase and pussy anymore. I mean.
Speaker 2:I.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, I. You know, if I wake up at 1 o'clock or my wife wakes up 1 o'clock, morning will roll over. She'll punch me in the face, give me a little kiss on the lips and go back to sleep. And yes, I will try to get it in at that point every single year. But it's just. Yeah, who cares? It's, it's, it's New Year's. Honestly, who gives? Who gives a shit?
Speaker 2:truthfully, I mean yeah, I'm with you there, brother. Like I went out last year and like some friends just had like a party. It was like pretty low-key, but I was like it was fun and everything. I don't get me wrong, I had a good time. But like, first of all, I was with a couple of my friends and they're and their ladies and they lived like a few blocks away from the where the party was.
Speaker 2:So I walked them home to make sure they got home, okay, you know, on the streets of downtown Vancouver, and then I called an Uber and it was like four o'clock and a three o'clock and more four o'clock in morning and I called it an Uber. And there's like all these cabs and ubers because they live really close to Like their arena and so like that, and there's like a club there and I couldn't find the guy for the life of me. So I was like, screw this. And I walked home and it was like a good, solid hour walk. So I didn't get home to like 5 am. I was like it wouldn't cool to have been in bed like five hours ago. Time-per-sec.
Speaker 1:Change your life. Once you accept the fact that you're old motherfucker and there's no point to go now anymore, it will change your life. Part of this comes with marriage and and and kids and stuff too. I will be honest. But you know you're not at that stage yet. But you know things are getting hot and heavy down there in the old, in the old vancouver see biscuit area. I'll see, we shall see. But yeah, that will change it. Man, once you, once you get the girlfriend, stuff like this year is your, is your area gonna be by yourself on New Year's.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Okay then, then, yeah, you'll be. You'll be sleeping early, but if it works, then this might be the only. This might be the last year you would be going out.
Speaker 2:Who knows daps, who knows not? Not I not die, but yeah, I don't. I don't like I got no plans, as right now no one's invited me to anything and I'm cool with that. You know I got all my dinners and stuff like that. Right now they're going on, so you know I'm seeing the people that I see.
Speaker 1:That I was news. Is it on a weekend Eat the worst.
Speaker 2:And then you get the Monday off work.
Speaker 1:Sure, yeah part-timers 100%.
Speaker 2:I'm all apart. Timer I got. I'm gainfully employed.
Speaker 1:Gainfully employed, yeah, 100% enough to pay my rent on the first. Oh, nice, nice Actually. Yeah, my rent, my renter, we get, we get rent tomorrow. That's been nice, that's been a nice. A nice thing to add to the old repertoire is having someone Renting, renting out a suite at your house, helping with that mortgage, other than you always feel bad. I always feel bad because I always respect the people in the basement and we have kids. They don't respect, fuck all. They stomp their feet at like six. They're yelling and screaming all the time and it's like, oh man, that she definitely hears it, like she hears everything. I've been down there before like I know what you can hear and she hears. I feel terrible. I feel terrible like even talking right now. I feel bad because she's just over there behind that well, like 25 feet behind that TV.
Speaker 2:So well, when I was growing up we had a ten our place and me and my brothers were like 10, 11, 12 kind of thing, so like we'd just be like beating each other up and running around and like Frestling and stuff like that. So like the lady downstairs like, hey, can you guys keep it down? I'm like okay, and then we just keep on stomping it like Beating each other's asses up because we're mad at each other and stuff like that. So I get it. It sucks, but it kind of comes with the territory to even even my place. Man, I live in an apartment and like there's a couple upstairs I like Like they fire man, oh yeah, all the time. Like once a week I'm like dump them already.
Speaker 1:Guys are idiot.
Speaker 2:Don't put more ready. I don't even know if you're talking to me. I don't. I never hear anything back. I don't even see either like the guy's like super composed, or it's like an Animal or a child or something. I don't know. Have you seen him? No, I don't know. I'm pretty sure it's like right above me, but I'm not positive, right.
Speaker 1:So Artments, I guess like down there. It's just so so much part of the lifestyle down there.
Speaker 2:I could never live in the apartment I'm in the dorms oh. Oh man, oh yeah, some good times in there. Oh, we did. I mean, there was also the great betrayal. There was a great betrayal that happened.
Speaker 1:There's been a couple great betray betrayals with a couple of those folks involved in that whole scenario. So there's always great betrayals everywhere. But yeah, there you go, man. Well, it's fucking getting late, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 2:It's almost Crispy 32 minutes plus the outro. Maybe clock it at 35. I think that's good enough.
Speaker 1:Let's start the fucking music right now. Better than your 12 minutes.
Speaker 2:Well, minute one needed Okay oh, chaps is having some problems right now. I don't know if it's the music or what, but Can you hear me?
Speaker 1:Yes, I couldn't. Yeah, I don't know. I tried to put the music back on, didn't work. But but yeah, it's, it's time to it's time to wrap this thing up. You got me any closing, any closing words there, mr Mayday.
Speaker 2:Um, I am sorry that the Seahawks lost tonight and that your heart hurts, but I'm happy to be back here with you and I love you. And Maybe next week, maybe two weeks, no who knows we'll keep the fans on their toes, but for those of you guys that stuck around, guys and girls appreciate you listening. We love ya. Chaps, take it away.
Speaker 1:All right, thank you for listening to. No instruction needed. Podcast. Be a friend, tell friend. We'll see you all next week or maybe the week after or the week after that. Maybe we'll do the charity raise thing, I don't know. I gotta get it on that shit. Hope you guys have a great time. I am working like we possessed down scenario is utopia. Stay content with that. We're the best kept secret. Go ahead and floor pasta.
Speaker 2:We don't need to get fucked up all the time and broadcast it so much over low. They overdid it, over shared about it, though, and now expose the cynic over saturated now, where all